Catholic School and Fire and Virginity

BuzzFoto – It sounds like a cliche, but this foreign born actor over 30 was booted from Catholic school as a boy for setting fire in the library after trying to light a joint. He has since donated a substantial amount of money to the school since he’s made his money. That isn’t too much of a secret. What is more hush-hush is that he claims he lost his V card and his heart to a young nun at the school. 378

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She Wants to Taste Jakeward's Blood

BuzzFoto – This celebrity who has stated publicly that she’d like to be in a Twilight film has a hidden obsession with vampires. Although she is a gigantic fan of the series, it is not her first time. She started reading other books in the vampire genre as a girl. She boasts to have read every book written on the subject. She’s part of an online vampire community where the members send each other letters written in their own blood. She’s done midnight séances with her online friends and has allegedly even tasted the blood of someone from her ‘den.’ Not Paris Hilton.

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She’d Rather Write Than Sing

BuzzFoto – Which famous singer is in the process of penning a children’s book? Although she’s made her money, her secret dream from childhood was to become an author. No word if it’s any good. Not Celine Dion.

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Author Doesn’t Write His Own Novels

NYPost – Which best-selling, but slow-writing, author had some help finishing his latest novel? A translator for one of the potboiler’s foreign editions noticed from the shifting syntax and sentence structure that the book was penned by at least two writers.

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Flat-Out Lies About Flat Screens

flat screen tvBlindGossip – This actress is making up some tall tales to convince people that she is more cultured than she really is. She was overheard remarking to someone at a post-Emmy party that although she works on TV there are no televisions in her home. This is so their child/children will grow up more interested in books and art and culture than in TV and video games. A member of her staff let us know that they actually have a half dozen very nice flat-screen televisions in their home, and that sometimes all of them are on at once so the actress can see the same show as she moves from room to room.

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Book Author is Actually Straight as an Arrow

books 3VillageVoice – Which married nonfiction book writer who everyone thinks is gay actually isn’t? (In fact, he’s quite the hetero horndog. What’s the world coming to, people?)

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Celebrity is Obsessed with CSI

csi-logoBuzzFoto – This Celebrity has a TV obsession. Although this well-known actor has been in plenty of blockbusters, he’s obsessed with the show he once made a cameo in. CSI. He can’t get enough of it and has seen every single episode. We also hear he reads crime novels on the side too. Not Danny Bonaduce.

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He is Trolling Craigslist for Younger Men

craigslistNewYorkPost – Which elderly print journalist is deep in the closet and trolls Craigslist for younger men? When one asked him what he does for a living, he replied, “Write nonfiction books, news (can’t I be a little discreet?).”

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They Keep His Homosexuality a Secret

books-3Village Voice – Which American author’s birthplace studiously omits his homosexuality from all materials and resents any attempt to get it mentioned?

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Actor Hired a Fake Life Coach

tabloidsCDAN – This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it.

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Books are the Perfect Gift for a Model

books-2NY Daily News – Which top model’s hubby is hoping some sexy literature will spice up their love life? He recently gave her a graphic tome and asked what she’d be into most.

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Dad Buys Success for his Author Son

Which author became successful only after his kind millionaire father bought the entire first run of his book?

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Gambling Author Loses All to Shylock

This female best selling author got into some serious debt because she is addicted to gambling. With casinos hounding her for payment, she turned to a “friend” to help her out. The friend gladly paid off the entire debt to the casinos, but in return got our author to sign over any and all future rights from her books. This author has always been reluctant to have her books appear as films because of some bad previous experiences, but now, she really has no choice because she gave up all the rights. I would predict a flood of made for television type fare over the next few years all based on her books. Oh, and she is still gambling. cd

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Chef Showed Her His Beefaroni

Which celebrity chef is cheating on his wife? Turns out it is not with someone who works with him on television or with his books, but a restaurant employee. This could be the reason why he is spending so much time at that particular restaurant lately.

Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a CDAN item.

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Too Important to Write

PopBitch – Which trendy novelist’s last two books are rumoured to have been ghost-written?

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