[National Enquirer] Which handsome Oscar winner always has beautiful girlfriends but can’t please them in the sack? The handsome actor blames his lackluster performance in the bedroom on an on-set injury he sustained while making a film – and lucky for him, he’s so drop-dead gorgeous the women in his life haven’t seemed to mind his inadequate performances.
[BuzzFoto] This big-time celebrity who just had a baby is loving motherhood, but is having all sorts of trouble with her body. She’s frustrated her figure didn’t magically snap back into shape and she’s hired a team of experts to help her look even better than before her pregnancy. Her doctor’s are concerned about her diet and plans (which involve surgery) but she is determined. 620
[BuzzFoto] Which very sexy young singer and performer has actually has never had sex? 615
[TheDaily] Which buxom blond local TV newscaster in New York is blaming everyone but herself for her slide in the ratings — including the audio technician whose job it was to clip the microphone to her surgically-enhanced chest? The anchor babe accused the sound man of fondling her. He was suspended for a week. “And now she’s buttoned up, right up to her neck,” said one source.
[BuzzFoto] This C List television actress is getting so much plastic surgery, her surgeon is now refusing to do any more work on her. She’s had a little work done up top, but where all the main stuff is happening is down below. 705
[BuzzFoto] Which C list film actress from a popular franchise, just got a tattoo (while she was completely wasted) on her inner thigh that says “Great Wall of Vagina?” 702
[BlindGossip] This woman, who is rather thick to begin with, has always been very weight conscious. After plumping up a little recently, she wanted to sport a flat tummy at an upcoming awards show so you could marvel at how amazing and perfect she is. So she » Continued
[NationalEnquirer] Which handsome movie star is hiding a hideous habit that’s turning his pearly whites a dull yellow? The 30-something’s dentist has warned him to lay off the chewing tobacco or his sexy cover boy image will be ruined!
[BuzzFoto] When this actress was preparing for a role for a movie that has already come out, she had to do a lot of hours of dance practice. While doing so, she met a dancer who was struggling so much with body image issues she had to be hospitalized. The two developed a friendship and to this day, the actress still calls her and checks up on her treatment. 689
[VillageVoice] Which sheik went for medical help when his test*cles were impacted, only to learn that » Continued
[VillageVoice] Vintage Blind: Which movie ‘throb indelicately tells people that the gal he lived with two relationships ago has bad personal hygiene and needs to hose out her private region?
[BuzzFoto] This overweight child actor on an ensemble kids show is encouraged to continue to maintain an unhealthy weight because it fits her character. Unfortunately for her, she feels very isolated from the rest of the cast because of her weight. The rest of the cast hang out, date one another and have a variety of social gatherings, all of which she isn’t invited to. The exclusion is making her extremely depressed and resort to unhealthy coping mechanisms. 686
[BuzzFoto] This C List actor from a cable thriller recently got a tattoo in a very private area of his body. What did he get? A Lady Gaga tattoo. 677
[BlindGossip] This actress claims to be a natural girl. She eats a clean, mostly organic diet, cares about animals, and dabbles in homeopathic remedies to treat most ailments. She claims that her enviable figure and flawless complexion are the natural results of healthy living and lots of exercise. The truth is that » Continued
[BuzzFoto] Which Latin star with a great intellect, an amazing body, and lots of talents has a partner who is cheating on her with a very old, unattractive waitress? The star has no idea of the extent of the affair but has been suspicious ever since » Continued
[BlindGossip] Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping!
Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month.
So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes » Continued
[CDAN] This foreign born A list movie actor who has not done much with his A list status so is probably slipping to B has run through many women during his time in Hollywood. The problem is they all know of his umm shortcomings in the bedroom. Not only his » Continued
[EOnline] Brucey Huskers is a gorgeous star. Brucey’s hot. Brucey has a super-b*tchin’, manly body. Brucey hangs with other equally luscious-lookin’ Tinseltown (and Blind Vice star) celebrities, who he’s gotten mucho intimate with.
So, why is Brucey having trouble getting some lovin’ lately?
Oh, wait. That rumor that he’s not getting any since his big Hollywood split turns out to be…
Just that, a rumor!
“Don’t you realize that this explains everything a little bit more clearly?” said one of the dudes who hangs thisclose alongside the humpy celebrity, who’s gone back to getting it on with » Continued
[BuzzFoto] She might be incredibly beautiful, but this C/D list reality TV star is very insecure about her body. Her publicist only allows photos of her to run that have photoshopped her into a nearly perfect Barbie doll. 661
[EOnline] Why Are Gals Passing on Well Equipped Player? Poor, poor Smokey Shooter. First, he and his gal couldn’t really work out the domestic thing, then he and his honey called it quits, oh, no!
They were such a cute couple. But you’ll either be really sad or really happy to hear Smokey’s wasted no time in moving on from his ex lady-love. Only problem being his new love interests all seem to have the same two complaints about the good-lookin’ actor with a fair amount of movie cred:
Actually, make that one and a half complaints, because some gals aren’t so bothered by one of this dude’s, uh, problems, as it were. » Continued