The Mirror – Which big name comedian is getting regular laughs not over his back catalogue of gags – but the size of his manhood? The little fella in question is nicknamed “mini-mouse” by his many scorned lovers.
This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit – to make her look as if she was of normal weight – but the celeb nixed it.
Which celebrity has been doing massive quantities of the white stuff to alleviate the pain of her sham relationship? For a while there, she seemed to have a charmed life: a talented partner, a beautiful home, adorable kids, a hit television series as well as forays into films. But as her fake relationship has crumbled, she has drifted deeper and deeper into the white stuff. Now it’s taken over her life. She has lost so much weight and is so thin and so unhappy, but her friends don’t know how to save both her and her public image. bg
Which celebrity has a good reason for lying about her pregnancy? Two earlier unpublicized miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so she is telling everyone that she simply gained weight for a role. She’ll go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the delivery to be a private family affair.
This gay actor has an actual paper contract drawn up by his attorney, that all of his fake girlfriends are required to sign. They agree to talk publicly about how powerful and manly he is, and he agrees to buy them what they want. All the women are busty and beautiful, and he thinks that it is a cover that no one can see through.
BlindGossip – Which Dancing With the Stars dancer is definitely not enjoying working with the celebrity to whom they have been assigned? The dancer has told friends that the star has such bad body odor that they are finding it hard to be in the same room with them.