[The People] Which pop star’s party trick is to put his penis into a pint glass… to show that it can reach the bottom?
[Daily Mirror] Which starlet has bruises all over her legs because her current bed buddy likes it Fifty Shades of Grey rough? Kinky!
[Blind Gossip] This pretty actress has been missing in action for the past week. While she should have been out promoting her new project, she has been claiming that she can’t because of the weather in New York.
That’s odd. Other cast members have managed to get flights out. And even if she was stuck in New York, she certainly could have done appearances on the New York-based morning shows.
So what’s really going on here? Well, what she isn’t saying is that she actually isn’t in any shape to be seen in public. [Read more…]
[The People] Which soap star has a terrible weed problem? It’s so bad her co-stars can smell her a mile off.
[Daily Mirror] Sssh! Which star is telling fibs about her weight loss? She has had a load of lipo and body sculpting. And the naughty minx has a slimming deal in place. Cheeky girl!
[National Enquirer] Which out-of-control reality star pops into a fancy salon every two weeks to have her mustache waxed? The bad-tempered brunette – she loves picking fights with her co-stars – is terrified that her bushy upper lip will be visible on high-definition TV!
[Daily Mirror] Sssh! Which star has been pumping up his muscles thanks to a load of steroids? Not a cool look.