CDAN – This aging former list television actor hasn’t been on anything big in years. Back in the day he went from a hit drama straight into a hit comedy. Now he spends most of his days yelling obscenities at his neighbors dog. His neighbor is a b list actor who was the lead on a semi hit comedy. Our former a list actor is married to a former beauty queen who was on a hit television comedy.
1-former a list actor
2-b list actor
3-former beauty queen/actress
NY Daily News – Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?
Us Weekly – Which A List actress requests that she be notified if the now-girlfriend of her ex-husband is slated to be in the salon the same time she is?
Us Weekly – Who scores so much attention from paparazzi while she is at the beauty salon that other stars schedule their services around her?
StyleList – Which fashion magazine tried to do the right thing by collecting cosmetics swag to send along to a women’s shelter? Pity they didn’t explain to the interns, who picked it clean, that the collection unit by the elevators wasn’t a give-away bin.
Us Weekly – Which two actresses, who recently co-starred in a film, dislike each other so much that when they were at the salon the same day, one asked to have her color applied in the garden?
PopBitch – Which controversial Hollywood superstar isn’t afraid to be seen in the company of plastic surgeons but is said to be unhappy that his Contour Thread Lift (i.e. revolutionary, subtle face lift procedure) hasn’t delivered quite the expected age-reduction?
NY Post – Which high-powered fashion editor has been given the nickname “Hamster”? Seems the fat she had pumped into her lips made her resemble the toothy rodent
NY Post – Which fashion/beauty marketing exec raised eyebrows with a fancy hotel wedding? The guests sniffed that her younger groom is an illegal alien happy to score a green card
BlindGossip – Which celebrity’s Personal Assistant just walked out on him? The PA was overwhelmed with guilt about having to lie constantly to the star’s wife about where the boss was and what he was doing… and who he was doing it with. No gay gossip here. Just a horndog with a lust for beautiful women. Given that this actor isn’t the most handsome guy in the world, you’d think that he’d be a little more loyal to his sweet wife.
StyleList – Which infamous society gigolo, with an internationally famous recent ex-wife, started with wealthy businessmen when he was in his early 20s, and then moved on to women when his looks started to fade?
No, It’s Not Richard Gere.
Daily Mirror – Which Hollywood heart-throb refuses to stand to the left of any camera as he hates a small mole on his face?
CDAN – This A list film actress has barely admitted to getting botox. Always presumed to be a natural beauty, it turns out that in addition to botox she has also got her breasts augmented and had lipo, all while under the guise of being in the hospital for completely different reasons.
BlindGossip – Which gangsta rapper loves to be pampered? He loves his daily bubble bath and shoulder massages. Such a tough exterior, such tender skin.