Her Lips Have Wessonality

lips-3NW Magazine – Which aging actress has stayed away from the spotlight of late because she tried to inject her own lips with vegetable oil during a drunken night?

Beauty Queen’s Husband Hates Your Dog

sad-puppyCDAN – This aging former list television actor hasn’t been on anything big in years. Back in the day he went from a hit drama straight into a hit comedy. Now he spends most of his days yelling obscenities at his neighbors dog. His neighbor is a b list actor who was the lead on a semi hit comedy. Our former a list actor is married to a former beauty queen who was on a hit television comedy.

1-former a list actor
2-b list actor
3-former beauty queen/actress

Why This Bird Wears Sunglasses Indoors

bird-3NY Daily News – Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?

Scheduling Stars at the Salon

hair-salonUs Weekly – Which A List actress requests that she be notified if the now-girlfriend of her ex-husband is slated to be in the salon the same time she is?

They Schedule Their Beauty Time Around Her

beauty-salon-1Us Weekly – Who scores so much attention from paparazzi while she is at the beauty salon that other stars schedule their services around her?

Charity Gets Shorted by Fashion Magazine

makeup-1StyleList – Which fashion magazine tried to do the right thing by collecting cosmetics swag to send along to a women’s shelter? Pity they didn’t explain to the interns, who picked it clean, that the collection unit by the elevators wasn’t a give-away bin.

Asking for The Garden at the Hair Salon

hair-gardenUs Weekly – Which two actresses, who recently co-starred in a film, dislike each other so much that when they were at the salon the same day, one asked to have her color applied in the garden?

Contour Thread isn’t Giving Him The Lift

spool-of-threadPopBitch – Which controversial Hollywood superstar isn’t afraid to be seen in the company of plastic surgeons but is said to be unhappy that his Contour Thread Lift (i.e. revolutionary, subtle face lift procedure) hasn’t delivered quite the expected age-reduction?

The Reason They Call Her The Hamster

hamster-1NY Post – Which high-powered fashion editor has been given the nickname “Hamster”? Seems the fat she had pumped into her lips made her resemble the toothy rodent

Her Groom Scored a Green Card

statue-of-liberty-1NY Post – Which fashion/beauty marketing exec raised eyebrows with a fancy hotel wedding? The guests sniffed that her younger groom is an illegal alien happy to score a green card

Actor’s PA Would Rather Quit than Lie

exit-signBlindGossip – Which celebrity’s Personal Assistant just walked out on him? The PA was overwhelmed with guilt about having to lie constantly to the star’s wife about where the boss was and what he was doing… and who he was doing it with. No gay gossip here. Just a horndog with a lust for beautiful women. Given that this actor  isn’t the most handsome guy in the world, you’d think that he’d be a little more loyal to his sweet wife.

Gigolo Switched from Men to Women

american-gigoloStyleList – Which infamous society gigolo, with an internationally famous recent ex-wife, started with wealthy businessmen when he was in his early 20s, and then moved on to women when his looks started to fade?

No, It’s Not Richard Gere.

Nice to Mole You

moleDaily Mirror – Which Hollywood heart-throb refuses to stand to the left of any camera as he hates a small mole on his face?

Actress Not a Natural Beauty

CDAN – This A list film actress has barely admitted to getting botox. Always presumed to be a natural beauty, it turns out that in addition to botox she has also got her breasts augmented and had lipo, all while under the guise of being in the hospital for completely different reasons.

Mr Trouble Loves Mr Bubble

BlindGossip – Which gangsta rapper loves to be pampered? He loves his daily bubble bath and shoulder massages. Such a tough exterior, such tender skin.


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