Married Oscar Winner Likes It Rough

VillageVoice – Which married Oscar winner gets regularly serviced by a female d*minatrix in a West Village b*rdello?

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Oscar Nominee has Interesting Hobbies

PopBitch – Which nominee spent part of the ’90s as a smacked-out recluse, enjoying h*roin-fueled thr*esomes with a film director and actress?

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Oscar Nominee is Less Gay Than You Think

PopBitch – Which nominee is less gay than you’d think? They annoyed their London hotel minders by inviting a different girl to their suite (and sometimes more than one) on a film junket.

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They Will Receive a Special Plastic Oscar

PopBitch – Which nominee’s plastic surgery is the subject of much laughter at this week’s pre-Oscar parties?

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Oscar Nominee is a Kleptomaniac

PopBitch – Which nominee is known for klepto tendencies on some film sets?

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Crew Laughs at This Short Actor’s Demands

CDAN – Another don’t look me in the eyes film set experience. Unlike yesterday when our actress indicated she didn’t like don’t look me in the eye notices, this former A list action actor and Academy Award nominee/winner who is now a struggling B- list loves having the don’t talk to me and don’t look me in the eye notices put up on set. During the most recent movie he filmed, the notices went up and a crew member said, “I don’t think anyone has to worry about looking him in the eye because he is so damn short.” After that remark, random crew members would point to the notices when the actor was around and everyone would start laughing. The actor had no idea the entire time that everyone was laughing at him.

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It’s Hard for Him to Be In a Relationship

CDAN – This B- list actor and Golden Globe nominee/winner has never been married. Sometimes he will have a girlfriend but it never really goes anywhere. It turns out our actor had an accident when he was younger and since then has not been able to umm get aroused. He says that it has been so long now that he really doesn’t care about it anymore.

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Golden Globe Girl Gets Her Thrills in a Wig

CDAN – This Golden Globe nominee/winner actress is probably C list. Despite the Golden Globe nod and being in one of the more famous movies of the past 20 years, she doesn’t get much attention. She does however have a very, very » Continued

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Actress is a Big Fan of Paying Attention

CDAN – This married Academy Award winner/nominee actress is a big fan of Add*rall. She hides it from her A list celebrity husband though because of his past add*ctions. She has given him so much cr*p but doesn’t want to hear him give it back to her.

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How One Oscar Actor Spends Those Millions

BlindGossip – Some rich people like to collect coins or stamps. Not our Oscar nominee/winner. Our actor has a huge and growing collection of » Continued

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She Faked it for the Sympathy

BlindGossip – A few years back, this multi-hyphenate was a media darling. She was on TV all the time, she dated singers and actors and athletes, and she swept the awards shows. At the peak of her fame, however, tragedy struck. Well… not really… but it did get her a lot of press. Turns out that the clever girl was faking it. So while the fans held their collective breath, hoping against hope that their darling, innocent girl would pull through from this horrible event, piling accolades upon her, and marveling at how she managed to muster the energy to perform and to go to hospitals and visit sick children during her own tragedy, it turns out she was simply recovering from a case of “exhaustion”. But, hey, she did manage to squeeze in photo ops of her visiting sick children in hospitals, helping to visualize what it would be like to be well. What a good person she must be!

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She was Hanging Out at The Grammys

BlindGossip – This Grammy nominee/winner held it together during the awards show, but let it all hang out after the cameras stopped rolling. She was in the women’s bathroom during an after party, » Continued

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Tony Winner Fabricated Tribute Tales

VillageVoice – Which Tony winner made up most of the stories she so lovingly told in that tribute show?

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He Switched Sides at the NTA

DailyMirror – Which gay star switched sides after hooking up with a female co-star? The bloke in question let the wine do the talking at the National Television Awards after-party, where he scored with the skinny woman.

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Waitress Didn’t Find This Actress Funny

CDAN – This foreign born Golden Globe nominee/winner is a C+/B- list actress who primarily does movies but is better known for being on a show loved by critics but which could never find an audience. Anyway, our actress is not the best customer at restaurants. Over the Christmas holidays our actress was at a restaurant with a party of 8 and decided to show the table what you could do if you were a star. She » Continued

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Her Limo Driver had an Accent

CDAN – This B list actress from an NBC drama was at the Golden Globes on Sunday. It turns out she had forgot her little bag of white powder in the limo. So there she was after the show started wandering around on her phone trying to find her limo. When someone tried to help her all she could remember was her driver had an accent. Out in the rain with an umbrella, getting splashed she spent 30 minutes looking before having success.

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She Puts on a Smile Although She’s Still Hurt

BlindGossip – The folks who create the seating chart for the Golden Globes received a request from the team of this previous Golden Globes Award nominee/winner that she be seated as far away from another celebrity as possible at Sunday’s ceremony. Although their breakup wasn’t recent, it had been ugly, and they still typically avoid each other whenever possible. You see, although their original relationship was a setup, she thought that their relationship had gone from fake to real over time and that she was The One. She wasn’t, and she was genuinely hurt when he moved on to another fake relationship. It’s always a little funny and sad to see the fake smile she puts on whenever his name is mentioned. Then again, her entire face was oddly tight at the awards show. Snip, snip!

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Actor Thinks He's The Cleavage Whisperer

BlindGossip – There are many people who like to show off new purchases. They’ll allow you to sit in their new car, or give you a tour of their new house. But who knew that you could » Continued

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Her Boyfriend is Dating Her Girl Friend

golden globes trophyCDAN – This foreign born B list actress who is a Golden Globe nominee/winner has been seeing a former B list movie actor and now a middling C with almost A list name recognition. No big deal right? Well the thing is that the actor is dating our Golden Globe nominee/winner’s best friend who is also a C+/B- movie actress. Oh, and the guy is a tool. There is one other name I could have thrown out there who connects, but that would have made it too easy. A note: When I say nominee/winner I do that like I do child/ren. It is an either/or situation.

#1 – GG nominee/winner
#2 – Former B list movie actor
#3 – C+/B- movie actress

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Actress Didn't See Divorce as an Option

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CDAN – Old Hollywood: This actress was definitely A list back in the day. And by back in the day, I mean prior to television. She was all movies. Our actress came from a very unstable background with perhaps the queen of stage moms as her mother. Our actress was never nominated for any of the big awards but starred in lots of movies. She was in and out of marriages frequently and one of the ways she got out of one was by » Continued

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