Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today! That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers… it’s Groundhog Day!
Do you know what that means?
ANIMAL IS COMING…
…in less than a week! That’s right, campers, Animal is officially going to be here on February 8th!
Do you like pets and other animals? We need 100 volunteers to peruse the site and give us some feedback before it is officially launched. If you would like to help Punxsutawney Phil (who is a personal friend of Animal’s), please respond “YES!” below. Please make sure to use a valid email address so that we can send you the link. Thanks, campers!
UPDATE
We are so happy that so many of you volunteered to help Animal! Yes, we can use all of you! We’ll be pinging your email addresses today. Once we validate your email address, we’ll send you the link. Thanks! Love, BG
StarMagazine – Which bottle-blonde reality TV star has been nipping her dogs’ meds? The pooches were prescribed anti anxiety pills by a vet, but Mommy says they do wonders for her too.
CDAN – I don’t know if you have read the reports from California but our animal shelters are overwhelmed with Chihuahuas. I blame Paris Hilton. In the last 12 months just in Los Angeles, 4700 of them have been taken in by shelters. Anyway, there has been an idea to ship some of the dogs to other shelters around the country to even things up. This usually annoying B list movie and television actress who is on/off/on a hit network drama and who has been doing nice things lately paid for the cost of flying 25 of the dogs to shelters in New Hampshire with another 45 to follow. Shelters in New Hampshire have waiting lists of people who want the dogs so this is a very good thing.
NYPost – Which Wall Street wheeler-dealer and his wife have infuriated their horse-riding neighbors in upstate Bedford by closing off the bridle paths that riders had used for generations? “It’s really galling because they are weekenders who aren’t even here most of the time,” said a neighbor.
PopBitch – Back in the 80s, Bernie Winters was staying in the same hotel as a hard-living rock band. He got talking to one of the female members, who ended up in reality TV. 
DailyMirror – Which celebrity has been punting around that he has a p*rn to sell, but of him with a goat? Your extra clue: Thankfully, we’re pretty sure he’s having a bubble.
CDAN – This C list actor used to be a B lister. A very solid B lister. He was on two of the funnier shows ever on television. Since his last hit show ended, he has gone from job to job but has never repeated his earlier success. Our actor is married with child/ren but 
BlindGossip – This married celebrity couple used to fight like cats and dogs whenever one found out that the other was being unfaithful. However, they have come to a rather unusual arrangement which seems to satisfy them both. She is 
CDAN – This married B+/A- list movie actress has a dog. The dog’s name is the same as the name of our actress. The reason for this? According to the actress there are two reasons 
DailyMirror – Which reality TV star found herself stark naked and trapped outside her five star hotel suite – only being allowed back inside after doing impressions of farmyard animals? Your extra clue: Well, at least she’s living up to her name.
CDAN – I like to call this one Easy & Sk**zy. It doesn’t really have anything to do with either of the people involved as a nickname. It just means that it is fairly easy to solve and one of the participants is 
CDAN – This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he 
CDAN – This former A list movie actress has a nickname of Deputy Dawg. Yes, spelled like that. She got the nickname because of a movie she was in which featured police. Oh, and the 
DailyMirror – Which star is in the doghouse after her diva behaviour at a family do? The babe ordered her in-laws to fit a humidifier and insisted on a cloak and dagger arrival via the staff entrance.
PopBitch – Which fashion designer was set up on a date with a model by an actress who used to be nicknamed The Coke Fairy at Cartier Polo day? The designer left with the model in his limo, looking very happy.
BlindGossip – Which half-jock couple isn’t telling the truth about their breakup? Both parties are sticking to the same story: it was mutual and they still really, really care about each other, but their careers forced them to spend too much time apart. LOL. Not even close. The truth is that 
BlindGossip – Two celebrities in this one. He is one of the stars of a cable series. She is an young actress who has done both movie and television work. He is married. She is single. They 
DailyMirror – Which star has been going on four-hour binges scoffing doughnuts and deep fried food after splitting up from her boyfriend? And she always carries a doggy bag.
BuzzFoto – Which heiress and sometimes TV star has been taking pregnant horse urine injections to lose weight? The radical diet that can only be found in Europe also asks that you keep it under 500 calories each day while taking the injections. Nope, Not Paris Hilton.
DailyMirror – Which hard-man of film had his image ruined during a recent showbiz party when he let it slip that he demands women call him ’snugglepup’ in bed?