BlindGossip – This actress is both extremely talented and a bit quirky. She has been nominated for an Academy Award at least once, and has seriously dated at least one famous actor. She recently battled substance abuse issues, although it did not make headlines. Unfortunately, her family was not keen on her entering rehab, wanting her to try more natural remedies instead. Fear not, though. A wise friend has smuggled her into to a medical rehab facility where she will receive professional help to lick her problem. She should be well and making a career comeback soon.
CDAN – This actress is B list. Movies all the way. Never done television. Academy Award nominated/winner. Makes a big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights but at the same time sends her assistant out for Burger King at least twice a week to bring her back a Double Whopper. I know. A double? She must puke it all back up right?
CDAN – You have a B- list television actress from one of the best television ensemble comedies of all time and she is getting divorced from her well connected industry husband who has had a sporadic career despite his connections. Even though they have a very, very, very young child, the marriage has no chance of making it.
BlindGossip – Which actress pretends to loathe the paparazzi, but actually has her publicist call them to staged photo ops? Her unsuspecting celebrity boyfriend can’t understand how the paps know exactly when they will be walking the dog or going to the market or how they know every other private move the couple makes. Well, we’re going to provide Mr. Naïve with a big box full of clues. Your girlfriend is known as a successful TV actress, but her film career has been less than stellar. Since her own career and life isn’t interesting enough to warrant lots of attention from the paps, she needs you in the photos with her to guarantee publication. Every time you are going to do anything together, she makes that stealth cellular phone call to her PR flack, who in turn notifies the press.
NYDN – Which pro athlete’s actress-girlfriend is going to be less than pleased when she discovers he’s sleeping with college girls on the side?
Buzzfoto – Which B-list television actress is bouncing checks everywhere she goes? She switched to checks after her credit cards were denied. Rumor is all the money she makes is going toward piles of little white powder.
BlindGossip – Like the majority of people in the world, this famous actress started out with brown hair. She recently went to the salon to have her hair dyed red for a role in a big movie that she desperately wanted to land. The salon colorist tried his best to talk her out of it, telling her that red hair might look odd with her skin color, but the actress insisted that she could carry off the look. The colorist spent hours and hours carefully stripping, dyeing, and performing other acts of chemical wizardry to turn the actress into a titian goddess.
Daily Mirror – At the ELLE Style Awards 2009 in Association with H&M after party: Which wide-eyed actress was so wired on cocaine, she nearly vomited over her main course before a flunky removed her plate?
Daily Mirror – At the BAFTAS after party: Which ageing actress shocked party goers by casually pulling out a bottle of poppers from her designer handbag and offering it around to a host of young boys?
CDAN – So this Royal personage had a recent breakup and the reason for it might be the fact that this foreign born C list actress with one huge movie and one great nominated role was not exactly discreet when she was talking about her relationship with him and what they had done and when.
Buzzfoto – This B List Film Actress Celeb has heard that her fotos aren’t selling anymore and she is getting desperate. She has also heard that when your name isn’t in the Magazines, you won’t get as much work. She wants to stay relevant, and she doesn’t care how she gets it! Good publicity and bad publicity, it doesn’t matter to her. She and a few that are invested in her future have devised a plan. They need something big because she’s been in scandals before. This one will involve a married man and maybe a breakup. We can’t say anymore without revealing too much! Just look for the news story to break in the very near future!
BlindGossip – This thirtyish drama queen was shopping at one of Beverly Hills’ ritziest stores recently. She brought several items to the counter, then proceeded to argue with the clerk about the price of each and every item, saying that the store should be grateful for her patronage, and should be giving her the items for free. The exasperated clerk looked the actress in the eye and said “We sometimes do give items to celebrities, Ma’am, but I have absolutely no idea who you are.” The celebrity tossed down the clothes and left in a huff. The clerk later confessed to a colleague that she actually did know who the celebrity was but didn’t like her attitude and was willing to lose the sale to put her in her place.
Buzzfoto – This B list actress from a hit network show is dating a younger man. How much younger? Would you believe in his 20’s? How about younger? She’s in her late thirties. Subtract ten years from her to her boyfriend and you’ll be closer to his age. At least he looks older than he is, which is why everyone is putting up with the relationship, but we wonder how he has time in between High School Biology and Gym class to take our starlet out.
NYDN – Which starlet did more than get wet with an uber-famous athlete in a pool? On top of that, a gridiron god walked in and got a gander at the action – and the twosome’s pile of powder.
CDAN – I guess this actress is C list now Still B+ name recognition. Wow, she has dropped a long way very quickly. She used to be B+ and headed to A before all the drug problems. Apparently they are not getting any better. Our actress who always does film was headed into a club this past week with her husband. As she was trying to get in, someone must have bumped her or pushed her, but whatever it was, it caused the m* pipe of our actress to fall to the ground and shatter. At that point, our actress began screaming and crying at the same time before grabbing her husband by the arm and dragging him back to the car. I guess clubbing is no fun without the pipe.
CDAN – At some point, someone gets far enough down the ladder where you almost don’t care what the hell is going on in their life. However, this D list actress who used to be C list and has one of the best names ever is probably someone we all care enough about to at least speculate as to why her husband walked out on her right after she gave birth. Is it because of the 20 year old production assistant he is in lust with or because he found out she once hooked up with his best friend while they were married.
BlindGossip – Which actress is about to become the target of a family intervention? This one is a mess. Almost everyone around her agrees that she is out of control with the drinking and drugging and self-harming and needs to go to rehab. What’s holding her up? Her terminal insecurity about her current volatile relationship. She is so completely co-dependent that her Significant Other can’t even go to work without the actress tagging along. However, lest you blame our actress, you should know that the SO clearly understands that their own financest are dependent on continuing the relationship. Little does the SO know, though, that the actress’s family is planning an intervention to cut out the SO and force the actress into rehab. The family has had several conversations with the family of a famous poptart to work through the financial and legal and practical details of how to obtain a conservatorship. Everything will go down before summer.
CDAN – Apparently this C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress’ dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home.
CDAN – This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. “Oh, I’m just with her because she can’t get a job to save her life and wants the publicity.” There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least.
CDAN – I don’t even know why I am making this a blind item, so I will make it as obvious as possible. This foreign born B+ film actress with A+ name recognition and her producer/director husband have called it quits. They have been trying to make a go of it for her daughter, but it just is not working at all. They are not trying to hide it, but they haven’t taken the time to announce it either.
