CDAN – This one didn’t actually happen at the Academy Awards per se, but happened at a celebrity watching party. A big and famous celebrity watching party. This D list celebutard embarrassed himself and everyone around him when he kept doing his “Indian impression” everytime the camera showed the Slumdog cast. Throughout the night he made disparaging remarks about anything and everything Indian until at one point a spouse of an actress at the same party told him if he did it one more time the spouse would kick the celebutard’s ass.
Daily Mirror – Which Hollywood actress kept the Oscar ceremony seat warmer unusually busy with her frequent trips to the loo to ‘powder her nose’? The poor man kept having to hop into her seat during every ad break.
BuzzFoto – With A/B list Co-stars were in the bathroom of the Oscars sharing phone numbers of their dealers? When our spy went to use the restroom, she heard the two beauties talk about buying cocaine as if they were sharing info about their favorite baby sitters. Which wouldn’t surprise you that the nanny of one of the Actresses is who supplies her with any substance she needs, and according to the Actress is great with the kids too! Our spy seemed to be the only one mortified by the subject in the room and her appalled looks were returned with rolled eyes. It’s not Sarah Jessica Parker.
BlindGossip – Which Oscar-nominated actress let loose a string of obscenities at one of the Academy Awards after parties? She looked gorgeous in her long gown, and simply glowed the entire evening. However, the party was crowded, and a famous actor accidentally stepped on the train of her gown. She let out a little shriek, and the man sheepishly apologized and moved his foot. Instead of reacting graciously to the error, our normally well-behaved actress tugged her train towards her and swore loudly enough for several people to hear.
Downfront2 – Is she or isn’t she? This beautiful actress is keeping her name in the press by staying close to another celebrated actress. Are the two having an affair? Probably not… but they have a lot of people interested in them and saying hmm…
CDAN – While many celebrities and guests were appalled at Paris & Nicky constantly texting throughout the fashion shows they attended, guests were just as appalled at this B list television star from a hit network ensemble drama who made loud comments about every model and what they were wearing. Loud enough that people across the room could hear her. All of the people sitting with her kept looking away and trying to distance themselves from her remarks which were for the most part really nasty. Oh, and she was smacking on Nicorette while commenting.
CDAN – This current reality star and former B list television actress has a new diet. Coke and more coke as she gladly shared when she was discovered at one show indulging in her “lunch.”
Buzzfoto – Which actress has recently taken up smoking as a way to overcome her eating disorder? It’s not Eva Longoria.
CDAN – This C list film actress from a former hit television show who has B+ name recognition has been going around from tent to tent asking designers to give her free clothes and has also asked every celebrity she runs into if they have a place she can stay for the night. Maybe if she wouldn’t spend so much on the stuff she is sni ffing constantly she would have enough money for a hotel room.
BlindGossip – Last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Jennifer Love Hewitt was the guest. Jay and Love talked about actors dating each other. Jay told a story relayed to him by another actress. This beautiful actress was going on a date with an actor. The actor came to her front door to pick her up for the date, and said to her “I have to get up early for work tomorrow. Why don’t we just have sex now?” 
NY Post – Which movie producer is finding out bad habits die hard? Despite being married, he asked a gorgeous, dark-haired woman back to his hotel for a “late-night private audition” after a dinner at the Berlinal Film Festival. As the actress accepted, look for her to appear in his upcoming pictures.
BlindGossip – Although they are a few years apart in age, these two good-looking, dark-haired, American actors have a lot in common. The first thing they have in common is that they both worked as male fashion models early in their career. The second thing they have in common is that they are both attached to gorgeous actresses with long hair. The third thing they have in common is that they had a one night stand several years ago. With each other.
BlindGossip – This actress is both extremely talented and a bit quirky. She has been nominated for an Academy Award at least once, and has seriously dated at least one famous actor. She recently battled substance abuse issues, although it did not make headlines. Unfortunately, her family was not keen on her entering rehab, wanting her to try more natural remedies instead. Fear not, though. A wise friend has smuggled her into to a medical rehab facility where she will receive professional help to lick her problem. She should be well and making a career comeback soon.
CDAN – This actress is B list. Movies all the way. Never done television. Academy Award nominated/winner. Makes a big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights but at the same time sends her assistant out for Burger King at least twice a week to bring her back a Double Whopper. I know. A double? She must puke it all back up right?
CDAN – You have a B- list television actress from one of the best television ensemble comedies of all time and she is getting divorced from her well connected industry husband who has had a sporadic career despite his connections. Even though they have a very, very, very young child, the marriage has no chance of making it.
BlindGossip – Which actress pretends to loathe the paparazzi, but actually has her publicist call them to staged photo ops? Her unsuspecting celebrity boyfriend can’t understand how the paps know exactly when they will be walking the dog or going to the market or how they know every other private move the couple makes. Well, we’re going to provide Mr. Naïve with a big box full of clues. Your girlfriend is known as a successful TV actress, but her film career has been less than stellar. Since her own career and life isn’t interesting enough to warrant lots of attention from the paps, she needs you in the photos with her to guarantee publication. Every time you are going to do anything together, she makes that stealth cellular phone call to her PR flack, who in turn notifies the press.
NYDN – Which pro athlete’s actress-girlfriend is going to be less than pleased when she discovers he’s sleeping with college girls on the side?
Buzzfoto – Which B-list television actress is bouncing checks everywhere she goes? She switched to checks after her credit cards were denied. Rumor is all the money she makes is going toward piles of little white powder.
BlindGossip – Like the majority of people in the world, this famous actress started out with brown hair. She recently went to the salon to have her hair dyed red for a role in a big movie that she desperately wanted to land. The salon colorist tried his best to talk her out of it, telling her that red hair might look odd with her skin color, but the actress insisted that she could carry off the look. The colorist spent hours and hours carefully stripping, dyeing, and performing other acts of chemical wizardry to turn the actress into a titian goddess.
Daily Mirror – At the ELLE Style Awards 2009 in Association with H&M after party: Which wide-eyed actress was so wired on cocaine, she nearly vomited over her main course before a flunky removed her plate?
