NYDN – Which small-screen actress is just as naughty as her TV character? The hottie was seen kissing quite a few fellas at Sundance despite having a serious boyfriend.
EOnline – I’m filling you all in on a super scandal over at Marc Cherry’s ABC hit, Desperate Housewives. Now, it’s no secret that those broads get along about as well as Palin and Biden fans do, but something new is making things even worse: Shilah Schtup Me, let’s call her (a virgin to our naughty Blind Vice annals, I must say), has made it quite clear she feels her TV gig is, well, just not A-List enough. Therefore, she’s had certain members of her representation make discreet—or so she thought—inquiries about gradually getting her some primo movie gigs, with the hope of one day being able to ditch the boob-tube stuff altogether. Trouble is, the rest of Shilah’s representatives, not to mention practically every agency in town at this point, found out about it and read SSM the riot act for being such a damn ingrate, as she’s incredibly lucky to have landed the D.H. gig in the first place—as the fool had no career to speak of prior. None. Zilcho. In other words, fierce and scolding word came back: Be happy where you are, ’cause you ain’t no movie star. It Ain’t: Lily Tomlin, Dana Delaney, Andrea Bowen.
Daily Mirror – Which ageing actress is having to turn down parts because she is so afraid of high definition TV? She’s terrified her wrinkles and liver spots will be magnified on HD.
Holy Moly – Which BAFTA-winning and Oscar-nominated actress was spotted at some East London fashion club night thing last Friday off her face on ketamine?
Popbitch – Which Hollywood golden girl spent some time in her youth virtually stalking Brit actor James Frain?
Popbitch – She’s been around the block a bit but this celebrity is getting ready to re-launch herself on the scene as a single woman again (spot the return to her pre-marriage clothes-style) and is getting back into the single life by contacting her famous exes. Her famous married ex is said to be less than pleased to hear from her.
BlindGossip – Normally, when an actor goes on a casting call, they are on their best behavior. This one well-known film actor, however, somehow thinks that the rules don’t apply to her. Although she was heavily favored for the role in a film that will almost certainly become a hit, she showed up late and was rude to the person at the front desk. She then whipped out her cell phone in the waiting area and proceeded to quietly but audibly bad mouth the lead actor who was already attached to the film, calling him a “f*ing loser”. By the time she was ushered into the meeting, word of her bad behavior had already reached the director. He gave the star a scant five minutes of his time, and dismissed her with barely a comment. The role will go to another actress.
The Daily Mirror – Which Hollywood star was heard sniffing in the ladies – was she crying over losing out, or snorting substances?
NYPost – Which petite screen actress isn’t as intelligent as her college degree would imply? She refuses to read the scripts her agents send her and then throws a fit when plum roles go to her harder-working peers.
Which celebrity fired her stylist after a screaming match? She was furious that all her money had failed to land her a place on even a second-tier Best Dressed List. She called the stylist and let loose a string of obscenities. The stylist then made a comment about how the clothes would have looked better if the client hadn’t gained a few pounds. The client then fired her on the spot.