BlindGossip – Which young celebrity should be reported to the humane society? She made a big fuss over a new puppy a while back, bringing it everywhere with her. Then the dog got older and bigger and more unruly, and the novelty wore off. She stopped traveling with it, and after a few indoor accidents, stopped allowing it in the house. The poor pup now spends half its time completely alone in the backyard, sometimes without food and water for the day if the owner forgets about it. The other half of the time, it’s left in a kennel while the owner travels.
BlindGossip – Which rising young film actor should get himself to a doctor pronto? Turns out that a casual fling he had a couple of months ago was recently diagnosed with a treatable STD. We don’t know who gave the STD to whom. What is interesting though, is that although the star’s sexuality is ambiguous, this particular fling was with an actress. Even more interesting is that fact that she is old enough to be his mother.
NYDN – Which d-bag actor beats his beautiful action-star girlfriend?
BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is known for their commitment to each other despite their age difference. Each appears to have adapted well to parenting in a blended family. However, one parent was recently caught by one of their grown children in a compromising situation outside of the family. The child – who is also pursuing a career in acting – is now in the uncomfortable position of lying to the one parent about the other in order to keep the family intact.
NYDN – Which small-screen actress is just as naughty as her TV character? The hottie was seen kissing quite a few fellas at Sundance despite having a serious boyfriend.
EOnline – I’m filling you all in on a super scandal over at Marc Cherry’s ABC hit, Desperate Housewives. Now, it’s no secret that those broads get along about as well as Palin and Biden fans do, but something new is making things even worse: Shilah Schtup Me, let’s call her (a virgin to our naughty Blind Vice annals, I must say), has made it quite clear she feels her TV gig is, well, just not A-List enough. Therefore, she’s had certain members of her representation make discreet—or so she thought—inquiries about gradually getting her some primo movie gigs, with the hope of one day being able to ditch the boob-tube stuff altogether. Trouble is, the rest of Shilah’s representatives, not to mention practically every agency in town at this point, found out about it and read SSM the riot act for being such a damn ingrate, as she’s incredibly lucky to have landed the D.H. gig in the first place—as the fool had no career to speak of prior. None. Zilcho. In other words, fierce and scolding word came back: Be happy where you are, ’cause you ain’t no movie star. It Ain’t: Lily Tomlin, Dana Delaney, Andrea Bowen.
Daily Mirror – Which ageing actress is having to turn down parts because she is so afraid of high definition TV? She’s terrified her wrinkles and liver spots will be magnified on HD.
Holy Moly – Which BAFTA-winning and Oscar-nominated actress was spotted at some East London fashion club night thing last Friday off her face on ketamine?
Popbitch – Which Hollywood golden girl spent some time in her youth virtually stalking Brit actor James Frain?
Popbitch – She’s been around the block a bit but this celebrity is getting ready to re-launch herself on the scene as a single woman again (spot the return to her pre-marriage clothes-style) and is getting back into the single life by contacting her famous exes. Her famous married ex is said to be less than pleased to hear from her.