Popbitch – Which Hollywood golden girl spent some time in her youth virtually stalking Brit actor James Frain?
Popbitch – She’s been around the block a bit but this celebrity is getting ready to re-launch herself on the scene as a single woman again (spot the return to her pre-marriage clothes-style) and is getting back into the single life by contacting her famous exes. Her famous married ex is said to be less than pleased to hear from her.
CDAN – At the time this happened a few years ago, all of the people involved were on a very funny network show that was not quite a big hit. It tried, and had an audience but it only lasted a few years. Not quite enough episodes for syndication.
Well one of the leads in the show had a party at his house. He is a C list actor, although at the time he was probably B because of a relationship he was in. He has really made his name based on two television shows and a relationship. I don’t think he has ever done a movie.
So, the lead had a party at his house and I got dragged there by a friend of mine. One of the things that I noticed right away was that while most of the parties I had been to involved drinking games, this group of people had coke games. Instead of quarters they played games like fastest to do three lines. Yeah, good times. To be fair, sometimes they would mix things up and include doing a shot and then three lines. If you were last, you had to get up from the table and had to let someone else sit there.
Anyway, the absolute clear winner in all of this was a woman who is, honestly a D list actress now and was probably a C list actress then, despite being one of the leads on the show. She just could not be beat. If there were a table of six she would beat them all every time, and would keep beating them repeatedly. Plus she showed no signs of it affecting her. It also seemed like she had no friends there and this was her one way of connecting with the group. She is actually on a series now as a regular, but it is her first regular job since the other show went off the air.
The clear loser almost every time was probably the best known actor of the bunch. He will probably be a permanent B lister based on a few key roles (both television and film) in his career. He was older than the rest of the cast, but they loved him. Mainly because he always lost so they got to keep playing, but also from what I understand he paid for the entire amount. It was a ton.
There were about 30 people at this party, but to the six or seven people sitting at the table all they could think of was to keep playing that game. They didn’t notice anyone or anything beyond that game. The rest of the attendees at the house were laughing and drinking or not drinking and having a great time. The people at the table just seemed to only care about the next round of the game.
Star Magazine – This chiseled hunk’s fab abs may ring a bell – he loves getting snapped shirtless, and there’s no denying he looks hot! So why does he rely on his bodyguards to get him dates? “If he sees a pretty babe out in the crowd that he likes, he’ll have his man go tell her he’s interested,” a former employee confides. “An he usually gets the girl!”
EOnline – Like the good little showman he is, Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. And where was a camera when you needed one ’cause boyfriend ran into Lloyd Boy-Toyed, one of our other closeted Hollywood actors, just not as famous.
Jeez, wanna hear what happened? They met. For the first time, I do not know, but I’m pretty sure it was. And even though both stars live to get their boy-flirt on, big-time, these guys are nearly a generation apart, so I highly doubt they mingle at the same gay gatherings.
But what’s really interesting is how very sad Lloyd acted with Toothy, almost as if he saw before him the chance he’ll never have: the possibility to come out of the closet and still have a career. Boy-Toyed never will out himself (although others sure as hell keep trying), not just because of his age, but because of his family, trust me on that one. But Toothy? Everybody knows he could still have it both ways; he’s sure young enough. So what did Lloyd and Tooth discuss?
“The awards, the show, politics—it was a total come-on,” insists my Toothy/Lloyd interloper. Am I quoting myself here, I wonder, and being very sneaky? Hmm. “It’s how Lloyd operates. It’s all in the eyes.” Yes, that much is true. Very true. I know firsthand.
But let’s get the point, already: Did Lloyd and Toothy hook up? Not there, they didn’t, although I do believe digital info was exchanged, a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.’s standard chick date been around, which she wasn’t, at least not then. Where could she have been? Stitching up Kate Beckinsale’s dress in the ladies room?
Oh, and Lloyd. You might as well throw that number away. Toothy so is not calling. Sorry. (He’s taken, a few times over.)
CDAN – This up and coming known for his very good looks C list actor with B list name recognition who is right on the verge of becoming huge, has a major medical issue he is facing. Apparently he needs to have some oral surgery to remove a growth on his tongue. It could impair his ability to speak properly and permanently derail his career. For now he is keeping the upcoming surgery quiet, so as to not jeopardize any further opportunities from coming his way while at the same time hoping it doesn’t cost any lasting damage.
This B+ list film actor who has been in a very hit movie didn’t even wait until he was in his car last night to tap a line of coke out on his wrist. He just went ahead and did it while waiting for his car to be brought around. He was kind enough to ask if anyone else wanted to join him. Everyone declined to join him then, but he did manage to snag this B- list award nominated film actress to take a ride with him.
Janet Charlton – This troubled actor is admired for his work, but he can’t conquer his numerous personal demons. Not only does he have a fiery temper, but his rages are fueled by huge quantities of drugs, resulting in legal problems. In addition, he has another addiction that isn’t so apparent yet. He’s a raging sex addict. He talks about women and sex nonstop. People who visit his house are shocked to see that he worships the female anatomy – he has huge and expensive pieces of artwork all over his house depicting female genitalia.
Which TV actor didn’t realize who he was kissing? This handsome guy walked into a bar on New Year’s Eve and started hitting on a beautiful girl. The two got kissy very quickly. His friends finally arrived, and one of them pulled him aside and whispered in his ear that the girl was actually a very beautiful and very feminine transvestite. The actor turned red, was heard shouting “No f* way!”, and left immediately. In his rush, he left his cell phone behind, which he sheepishly had to pick it up at the tranny’s home the next day.
Which good-looking young actor took a car that didn’t belong to him? After dining at a restaurant favored by Hollywood hot shots – and consuming as much alcohol as food - he pointed out his car to the valet. The valet grabbed the keys without checking to see if the numbered valet parking tickets matched, and handed off the vehicle to the actor. It wasn’t until the actor got a parking ticket on the car an hour later that he realized that it wasn’t even his car. He drove straight back to the restaurant, where a very relieved valet quickly and quietly exchanged keys. The actor didn’t pay the parking ticket, nor did he tip the valet. The first car’s owner is in for quite the surprise when they get the late notice in the mail.
BlindGossip – Which character on an popular television drama is going to be killed off? While the character is one of the key members of the cast, the actor or actress is acting so badly that they have caused friction within the cast and have exhausted the patience of the show’s head honcho.
New Hint: It’s a male actor.
This actor’s wife, who is an actress herself, thought her husband owned two identical cell phones. One for businesss calls and the other for personal calls. One morning, the wife found a cell phone in their home. Thinking that it was the business phone and that her husband would be frantic at work without it that day, she hopped into the car to bring it to him at work. On the way, she tried to use the phone to call and let him know she was on her way. Imagine her surprise when she found that it was actually a third identical phone that held only one phone number, a revealing photo of the woman he was cheating with, and some raunchy text messages. We hope that the husband has really good health insurance as well as the number of a Los Angeles divorce attorney. bg
Which young actor is finding it hard to stay out of trouble? This celebrity is young, handsome, and parties too much. So far there’s been an incident with his car, an insurance fraud investigation, and an accusation of destruction of property at one of the hotels at which he has stayed. Most of these incidents have not made the headlines. California criminal defense lawyers must be lining up outside his door anticipating the lucrative stream of income this troublemaker will provide over the next few years. bg
Holy Moly – Which young actor is hungrily hoovering up as much coke as he can get his hands on? He thinks it’s a kind of magic, but unfortunately one that gives him a two-day bout of depression and makes him shout utter bollocks at strangers for hours. Oh, and he also likes to pull rabbits out of men’s bottoms rather than a lady’s mary.
CDAN – The husband is a celebrity, and the wife is a B- list actress who is pregnant. I know I usually give more identifying information, but this one time I think it is best not to. One of the things about this is that there have been two different versions flying around town. One is that he has been cheating on her not with anyone in particular, but basically just a string of no names that are attracted to him. The other version is they both cheated. I’ve met her, but never met him. So, with that in mind, I’m going to have to say that I don’t see her ever cheating and that he, in fact is the one doing the cheating. While she’s pregnant? That’s pretty low.
B-list film actor. He has tried his hand at television and was on one hit, but everything else has been pretty much a loser. Well, our actor lives on a street with some people who enjoy having parties at their house. Our actor decided to earn some extra money for himself so about two years ago he started valet parking cars for his neighbors when they have a party. He apparently got a thrill with the looks on the faces of people when they saw who was parking their car. He can’t make it to every party, and so has actually started a company that valets for people having parties. But, whenever he can he still loves doing it.