 Good Morning, Blinders!
The fine fellow on the left is a bit shy – and is going incognito as a result - but he does want us to convey an important message to you… It’s Hump Day!
Let’s celebrate with a Bg12345!
Oh, and how about a SOLVED item, too?
We’ll start as soon as 100 of you say “Yes!”
Love, Ace
UPDATE: Well done! Let’s go!
 [Blind Gossip] These two very attractive actresses were both stars of multiple television series, although they have not starred on the same show. Both are intelligent and well-educated. Both have been nominated for multiple awards, although neither has won any big awards.
What few people know is that the two actresses were » Continued
 [Daily Mirror] Sssh! Which pop star has moved into a new place right opposite a Nando’s? His mum can’t cook for him so it’s takeaways all the way. Watch the waistline!
 [Downfront 2] Is this Basketball Legend back to creepin’? He barely made it out his formerly wild life alive. Hmmm!
 [Blind Gossip] Although this famous actor is now over the age of 50, he is instantly recognizable as the star of at least one television series and many movies. At his prime, every woman wanted to date him and every man wanted to be him.
He has a » Continued
 [Hollywood Street King] When our blind item [subject] was an underage female lyricist, a slew of older male rappers passed her around and had their way with her. Don’t believe me… Ask Jay Z.
Because this New Yorker was » Continued
 [The People] Which naughty sports stars wife has been romping with her fella’s best mate? Answers on a post card!
 [BlindGossip] A visitor to a film set brought their dog with them. One of the lead actors (who is very well-known) chatted briefly with the dog owner, whom he had previously met. The actor told the visitor that he actually owned a similar dog years ago, and that he really missed her.
When the dog owner received a phone call requiring them to leave the set, our actor volunteered to watch the dog. The » Continued
 Dear Blinders,
Happy Monday!
Let’s start your week off with a cup of coffee and a BG12345!
We’ll start as soon as 100 of you give us your coffee order. Mine is a nonfat vanilla latte, extra hot, one sugar, but without the pic of Obama.
Love, Ace
UPDATE: You got it! Let’s start!
 [Blind Gossip] Everyone is so excited that these two lovebirds are back together! Sorry, but that kind of naivete is going to come back to bite you on the butt. Why? Because their reunion is both fake and temporary.
We told you before that they their original coupling » Continued
 SOLVED![ TV Line] The Grim Reaper’s About to Claim the Life of a Beloved Leading Lady! You know how hard you usually work to identify the subject of our blind items? You may not wanna do that today, because once you figure out who this one’s about, you’re probably not gonna like it!
 [National Enquirer] Which blonde Oscar winner – known for helping out celebrities in crisis – has reached out to Kate Middleton after her topless scandal made headlines? The squeaky-clean A-lister got chummy with Prince William and his bride when the couple was in Los Angeles last year – and now she and Kate have become BFFs!
 [Blind Gossip] This entire celebrity family is totally stressed over the fact that one of the parents is having an affair. You just don’t know it, though, because they all plaster on smiles for the cameras. The littlest one – who still lives at home – is the most stressed of all. To cope, he is eating his feelings. Thirty pounds of feelings in the last year, to be exact (but don’t tell anyone).
 [National Enquirer] Which out-of-control reality star pops into a fancy salon every two weeks to have her mustache waxed? The bad-tempered brunette – she loves picking fights with her co-stars – is terrified that her bushy upper lip will be visible on high-definition TV!
 [National Enquirer] Which two daytime talk-show co-hosts smile and chew the fat when the cameras are rolling, but as soon as the show is over » Continued
 [National Enquirer] Which d*ceased TV icon hid his gay lifestyle so well from fans and industry associates that not a single person » Continued
 [Daily Mirror] Sssh! Which star has been pumping up his muscles thanks to a load of steroids? Not a cool look.
 Dear Blinders,
The fine fellow on the left is a Bactrian camel. The Bactrian camel (Camelus bactrianus) is a large, two-humped, even-toed ungulate native to the steppes of central Asia.
Do you know what this means? It means that you are smarter than you were two minutes ago!
Oh, and it also means that you are getting a BG12345 today, plus a SOLVED item at the end of the day!
Happy Hump Day!
Love, Ace
 SOLVED!
[Blind Gossip] There’s a casting change coming up on this reality show!
This woman was originally brought on board to support the controversial star of the show.
There are several problems, though. She and her husband are too broke to do or travel anywhere exciting; they are too boring to add anything in the way of storylines; and they have » Continued
 [The People] Which daytime TV star would be furious to find out that a video of her having sex with two rugby stars is circulating?
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