CDAN – C list actress. I had to look her up on IMDb because I didn’t recognize her name. I should have. Judging by her resume she has been on some very hit shows as a lead or co-star. They just are not shows I watch. One of the shows made someone an A lister, unfortunately it was not our actress. She is recently divorced and her husband is a major player in town. I remember when they got divorced but only because I knew his name. The rumor at the time was that the reason they divorced was that constantly cheated on her. Although I am very sure he was, she is not so innocent herself. At the same time he was cheating with everyone who jumped on his casting couch, she was showering her ex boyfriend with vast sums of money that she took from her husband. Whatever this guy wanted she bought for him. When the husband discovered this, it was over for the couple. Unfortunately for her, he had a very good pre-nup drawn up. Now, running out of money she and her ex-boyfriend troll through clubs looking for her next husband.
BlindGossip – Which young celebrity should be reported to the humane society? She made a big fuss over a new puppy a while back, bringing it everywhere with her. Then the dog got older and bigger and more unruly, and the novelty wore off. She stopped traveling with it, and after a few indoor accidents, stopped allowing it in the house. The poor pup now spends half its time completely alone in the backyard, sometimes without food and water for the day if the owner forgets about it. The other half of the time, it’s left in a kennel while the owner travels.
NYDN – Which married Oscar winner was caught pants- down in a club closet, getting naughty with a tranny? The waitress who walked in on the pair was so stunned, she dropped her drink tray.
Daily Mirror – Which cocky celeb was busted when he flaunted his adulterous affair in front of his long-term girlfriend? She told everyone about his tiny manhood.
BlindGossip – This celebrity couple has been together for a few years now. They have at least one child together. Earlier in their relationship, she had an affair, a baby was born, and the couple continued their relationship. As the child gets older, however, it is becoming more and more apparent that the child very strongly resembles the fling. In fact, if you compare the photos of the celebrity child to childhood photos of the fling, they look like two peas in a pod. And, yes, the fling is a celebrity too, although not as high profile as the celebrity couple.
CDAN – I guess older teenagers couldn’t be found. This B list actress from a hit network drama and A list name recognition has been telling everyone that her latest boytoy is 21. To her closest friends she has admitted he is actually 19. This despite the fact she is in her late 30′s. It probably wouldn’t be an issue except for the fact that she knows that he is actually only 17. Oh, and to make it extremely cliche he is her pool boy and not a guy about to graduate from college as she has told everyone else.
BlindGossip – Which rising young film actor should get himself to a doctor pronto? Turns out that a casual fling he had a couple of months ago was recently diagnosed with a treatable STD. We don’t know who gave the STD to whom. What is interesting though, is that although the star’s sexuality is ambiguous, this particular fling was with an actress. Even more interesting is that fact that she is old enough to be his mother.
NYDN – Which aging rock star attempted to have a rhinoplasty — but was deemed an unsuitable candidate because he’s still frequently using Colombia’s finest?
NYPost – Which magazine writer who’s known in the office as a shameless self-promoter tried to sell her life story as a series? During a meeting with a cable channel, the woman told salacious details about her life to all in the room – including the fact that she’s been cheating on her long-suffering husband (whom she married only because of his social connections and money) with a well-known actor. The gossipy meeting was all for naught, as the scribe was turned down. Now she’ll just have to find other ways to get on TV.
Daily Mirror – Which sportsman with a tough-guy image is actually a mummy’s boy at heart – and isn’t allowed to go out socially, or even cook for himself, without permission from the dominating matriarch?
CDAN – This star tweener actress very recently had a procedure done which avoided the need for a shotgun wedding or awkward questions when doing her next press tour. It also probably saved her the explanation to her current boyfriend about why the baby was not going to look like him.
NYDN – Which nymphette actress had a really, really swell time in rehab, and has been telling pals that she “got laid there” all the time?
Daily Mirror – Which tiny celeb makes his aides pick out all of the red sweeties out of a bag of M&M’s because that’s the only colour he likes?
EOnline – Prius Crotch-Catch is so famous, so gorgeous, so down with everything cool in T-town: from always dating the hippest dude, to starring in the latest hit. She’s also politically aware! And she’s so full of enviable girl power, so pure! Surely she doesn’t snort evil drugs or sleep around! Everyone loves and wants to be Prius! Oh, and even though PC-C’s fallen in love from time to time, lately, she’s been on her own—but now appears to be settling sweetly down again. Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief. So fab that Prius has met her latest BF, a fine and steady dude who knows nothing of his girl’s immediate and shocking past, which includes: Many, many cocaine-powered nights of hot, endless and very loud sex that white chick Prius just stopped having with Wally Wallup, an African-American dude who’s as studly as he is rich and infamous. No one knew Prius and Wally were dating—and they liked it that way, too, as they were wholly hooking up just for the wild nooky. Jeez, thought it was just the gays who went for the meaningless, sweaty hot sex, but what the ef do I know? Just that the hipster hotel where Wallup and Crotch-Catch always did it became even more infamous than it already is when the gorgeous twosome’s screams, snorts and clandestine meetings became so…well, vocal. Indeed, Mr. Wallup had to start posting his bodyguards outside their suite doors just to keep folks from breaking in and calling 911, or joining in, take your pick. Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner. Won’t last. Uh-uh, no friggin’ wild-sex-starved way. Mark my snoopy (and wise) words. And It Aint: Rachel McAdams, Scarlett Johansson, Hayden Panettiere.
Holy Moly – Which spoilt brat from rock royalty was into ‘brown’ so much with her musician boyfriend last year that they were both essentially kidnapped by management and locked in a house in Provence and fed nothing but lettuce and oranges until they’d gone through withdrawal?
Daily Mirror – Which celebrity is facing the wrath of his bosses after he called in sick and then was spotted swigging champers at a fancy bash?
CDAN – This NHL player has himself a really nice celebrity girlfriend who he claims to love. Hasn’t stopped him from having strippers called up to his room on every road trip. I’m sure the girlfriend would be pleased.
CDAN – Now, I know there are some bad dates out there, but you would think that if you are in your 20′s you wouldn’t have to have your teenage girlfriend pay for all your dates and your clothes and if you get cash from the parents it is the same thing because she is earning all the money anyway.
CDAN – Technically I guess this film actor is a B lister but he is definitely A list when it comes to name recognition. Our actor got in some well publicized trouble awhile back. What wasn’t made public is the real reason the cops were called. Seems he called a clerk the N word.
BlindGossip – Everyone knows that the first rule of hiring celebrity staff is to have them sign airtight confidentiality agreements. Which couple is going to regret dropping the ball on this one? One of the former staff members of this famous couple used to run errands for his bosses. One time he was given money to go to a specialty shop to purchase full-body latex suits for the couple. The suits weren’t for scuba diving. They were for bedroom play. This is just one of many wacky tales this person can tell about Mr. and Mrs. Kinky. Much more to come.