CDAN – You have a B- list television actress from one of the best television ensemble comedies of all time and she is getting divorced from her well connected industry husband who has had a sporadic career despite his connections. Even though they have a very, very, very young child, the marriage has no chance of making it.
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BlindGossip – Which actress pretends to loathe the paparazzi, but actually has her publicist call them to staged photo ops? Her unsuspecting celebrity boyfriend can’t understand how the paps know exactly when they will be walking the dog or going to the market or how they know every other private move the couple makes. Well, we’re going to provide Mr. Naïve with a big box full of clues. Your girlfriend is known as a successful TV actress, but her film career has been less than stellar. Since her own career and life isn’t interesting enough to warrant lots of attention from the paps, she needs you in the photos with her to guarantee publication. Every time you are going to do anything together, she makes that stealth cellular phone call to her PR flack, who in turn notifies the press.
NYDN – Which pro athlete’s actress-girlfriend is going to be less than pleased when she discovers he’s sleeping with college girls on the side?
Daily Mirror – Which British star hates the gym so much that the only way she can face the treadmill is by taking two lines of coke pre-workout?
Star Magazine – The honeymoon is already over for this newly married duo. When hubby got caught flirting with a delivery girl and dishing out a $100 tip, his misses flipped.
CDAN – This annoying C list film actor who used to be list still has B list name recognition and is still just as annoying as he was at the height of his fame. Basically limited to guest spots now, our actor still thinks he is a big deal. When he invites women back to his house they get to spend time in his special bedroom. This bedroom is covered entirely in photos and posters of himself. When he has concluded his time with whatever woman has decided to take him up on his offer he insists on giving them his autograph on a photo of himself from ten years ago.
Buzzfoto – Which B-list television actress is bouncing checks everywhere she goes? She switched to checks after her credit cards were denied. Rumor is all the money she makes is going toward piles of little white powder.
It’s not Katherine Heigl.
NYDN – Which hard-partying starlet lost her virginity to her best friend’s stepdad?
BlindGossip – Like the majority of people in the world, this famous actress started out with brown hair. She recently went to the salon to have her hair dyed red for a role in a big movie that she desperately wanted to land. The salon colorist tried his best to talk her out of it, telling her that red hair might look odd with her skin color, but the actress insisted that she could carry off the look. The colorist spent hours and hours carefully stripping, dyeing, and performing other acts of chemical wizardry to turn the actress into a titian goddess.
The actress took one look at her redhead self in the mirror… and promptly burst into tears. Bold red hair with her skin color looked was simply a heinous combination. She refused to leave the salon, and insisted that the staff work overtime to dye her hair blonde instead. They complied, so blonde is the color you will see in her next film. For a full day of work, the colorist and his team were given a whopping $20 tip to split. One actress, one hissy fit, one day, three hair colors.
Daily Mirror – At the ELLE Style Awards 2009 in Association with H&M after party: Which wide-eyed actress was so wired on cocaine, she nearly vomited over her main course before a flunky removed her plate?
CDAN – What Academy Award nominated actor has been taking every opportunity to try and recruit for his new church? Oh, it isn’t a church he started attending. It is a church he just recently started for himself based on an entirely new denomination that he has created out of his head. He feels that he has a lot of wisdom and teaching he can pass along. So, far, despite handing out hundreds of cards and brochures, attendance at the church which he holds at his house has averaged about 2. Besides the fact it is strange, apparently he believes church should start promptly at 5am.
NYDN – What estranged wife of a former sports figure is claiming that he had unnatural relations with their pet? Hubby is barking loud denials.
NYDN – Which beauty’s marriage dissolved when she was caught having an affair with a man Down Under? Her husband wasn’t bothered that she was pregnant with the other man’s child – just that she was indiscreet.
Daily Mirror – At the BAFTAS after party: Which ageing actress shocked party goers by casually pulling out a bottle of poppers from her designer handbag and offering it around to a host of young boys?
BlindGossip – Two of the female leads of this soon-to-be-cancelled television show have moved in together into an apartment near the Sunset Strip. An even bigger surprise, however, is that one of the male stars of the same show may finally be coming out of the closet. It’s rather odd timing, though. It certainly would have made more headlines if he had done it while the show was still on the air. And this guy loves the headlines.
CDAN – So this Royal personage had a recent breakup and the reason for it might be the fact that this foreign born C list actress with one huge movie and one great nominated role was not exactly discreet when she was talking about her relationship with him and what they had done and when.
Buzzfoto – This A list film and sometimes television actor has hooked up several times with the babysitter of his children. The mother of his child/children has no idea, but has been suspicious a few times. Whenever she begins to question his love, he takes her on a shopping spree. Sadly, that seems to do the trick and she stops asking questions.
It isn’t Jude Law.
BlindGossip – Which dramatic actor is irritating producers with his salary demands? In this economy, many actors on shows with solid ratings are foregoing the usual demands for raises in order to keep their cast and crew intact and their show in production. Not this guy. He is asking producers to almost double his pay. If he doesn’t back down soon, he will find himself getting replaced by someone younger and (hopefully) better looking.
Daily Mirror – Which famous fashionista has told pals she’s at it hammer and tongs to get pregnant? From what she says the neighbours will need industrial strength earplugs to get through the night.
Buzzfoto – Which Hollywood A-List Couple are so divided on their political views, they’ve spent several nights in different beds?
It’s not TomKat.