[Village Voice] Which ’70s writer and her husband who sat next to me during a recent play had a lively conversation at full volume all throughout the performance? (“Who’s that?” “He looks old!”; “Who blackmailed him?” “The KGB!”; “This scene reminds me of the conversation we had about our vacation.” “Really?”) Why didn’t I shut them up? (Free answer: They were entertaining!)
[National Enquirer] Which 60-something singer/ actress – she was in a classic ’70s musical – has given her troubled daughter a dose of tough love? The Grammy winner has forced her spoiled, wannabe starlet offspring to get a 9-to-5 job – as a housekeeper!
[Pop Bitch] Remember the Jubilee concert? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to mime rather than play live. So which group of nutters decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of class As. And got off their tits before taking the Buck Palace stage.
BG Note: Thanks to our fabulous UK Blinders, we can now offer the following translation!:
Remember the concert that was held on June 4th for the celebration of the Queen of England’s 60th Anniversary? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to lip sync rather than play live. So which group of crazy people decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of hard drugs like h*roin or c*caine. And got completely wasted before taking the Buckingham Palace stage.
“The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language.” – George Bernard Shaw
[Blind Gossip] She is a beautiful and talented actress who is currently in a leading role. She has been actively involved in issues bigger than herself, and comes across as worldly and compassionate. Don’t let the philanthropy fool you. This one is a predator.
During the course of filming a big blockbuster [Read more…]
[Media Takeout] The babys father of a popular R&B singer just sent out this letter to his fraternity brothers. This ish is about to get UGLY!!!
We’re putting the story as a Blind Item because he’s making some CRIMINAL ACCUSATIONS against his celeb babys mother. And we’re not trying to get anybody LOCKED UP!!! [Read more…]
[Lainey Gossip] Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce. They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other. At a party very recently [Read more…]
We have a busy day for you! We’re going to be serving up a mixed BG12345 cocktail of new and solved items.
Good thing it’s Thirsty Thursday, because you may need a beverage or two to get you through a couple of these!
So grab a drink (hey, it’s 5:00 somewhere) and hang on…
[National Enquirer] This famous Latina TV actress is secretly dating the popular mayor of a big U.S. city. She’s in her 30s and has been divorced twice, and she’s desperate to be half of a power couple with the handsome politician! Who are they?
[Blind Gossip] We used to see this child out all the time with their parents. These sightings provided lots of photo ops of normal parent/child stuff, usually with the mother, but often with the father. However, lately, the child has been missing from public view. We hear it’s because the child has become uncontrollable in public. They are hitting, kicking, and don’t want to be touched. They have also been heard screaming at one of the parents, “You’re not my real mother/father!”