[Blind Gossip] We don’t need to put this woman’s face on a milk carton, because we know where she is. Perhaps she is hiking in a canyon. Or else she’s rounding up cattle at a ranch. Or maybe she’s just relaxing at a spa somewhere. Wherever she is, she’s not alone. She might have two sons with her. Then again, maybe she’s with her daughter. Who’s watching the kids while she’s gone?
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[Village Voice] Which really old Broadway legend—not the free-dinner one—tells friends that she only got pregnant because her ex-athlete husband punctured holes in her diaphragm? (Her offspring isn’t thrilled about it, believe me.)
[Village Voice] Which old legend, whenever she’s taken out to dinner, makes sure to order another meal to take home with her, just because it’ll be paid for?
[Downfront2] This Rapper won’t even acknowledge his on-again, off-again girlfriend in public. But, he has no problem hitting this Singer up for some cash when he’s strapped.
[Village Voice] Which faded-icon-turned-hatemonger should stop promoting family values, seeing as insiders remember his extramarital flings with every female flight attendant with wings?
[Star Magazine] What celebrity mom has been driving her friends crazy by inviting them over for screenings of her old ‘90s hit flicks? “Behind her back, her pals are all laughing at her out-of-control ego,” a source confides. “She’s barely a full-time actress these days, but she still wants to be treated like a screen legend.”
[The Morton Report] The Famous Woman, the Infamous Man, and the Wannabe
Some years back a Famous Woman had a baby but rumours soon arose that the father’s name on the child’s birth certificate was incorrect. Gossip had it that the real baby daddy was an Infamous Man who happened to have a wife and a reputation as a womaniser. [Read more…]