BuzzFoto – One of our spies spotted this tween-ish actor out late on Saturday night…at a grocery store of all places. He was with several friends, and they were all red-eyed and giggly. If that wasn’t enough, they were buying all sorts of crap like chips and pizza rolls. This kid is not a Nickelodeon star.
Not Shi LaBeouf!
StyleList – Which senior fashion critic hates the profile illustration being used by the web site of her media outlet, and bombards the editors with a different, youthfully flattering image of herself every week?
NY Daily News – Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?
NY Post – A certain ambitious young cable-TV reporter better quiet down in her studio apartment in the East 50s. The walls are thin and the neighbors are sick and tired of listening to her » Continued
BlindGossip – This top celebrity makes a big deal out of talking about motherhood and how much time she spends being a good mom. She would lead you to believe that she dotes on her children and takes an active role in thier lives. Not so. When the kid/s were little, she only changed about one out of every hundred diapers. The kid/s are being raised by a small army of nannies. Our star has limited contact with them except during photo opportunities, which are always staged with her carrying the child/ren, even if they are big enough to walk on their own. Why? Because she thinks that carrying a child makes her look motherly and “likable”.
BuzzFoto – This B-ish list actor is dating a nobody – someone he met while she was waiting on him in one way or another. Looks like she must be something special, because they haven’t been dating all that long and he recently paid off a whole bunch of her debt – mostly pay day loans that were making her life a living hell. She is terribly grateful and we think that, whether or not he did it to be nice or to make her feel indebted or whatever, it was a very sweet thing to do.
It’s not Nicolas Cage!
BuzzFoto – This C-lister got into a car wreck recently, and we hope that for his/her sake, the bountiful amount of drugs that are usually in that car weren’t noticed by the coppers. We haven’t heard yet, but it’s bound to come out.
It wasn’t Kristen Cavallari!
CDAN – This B list actress/singer tweener is a little older than the characters she portrays. She is tired of studios, managers, and agents telling her what to do and so as her first order of business with her new self she kicked her “boyfriend” to the curb. Oh, she likes guys, she just didn’t want the arranged “boyfriend” any longer.
Holy Moly – Which boring married singer has been having an affair with a married ex-supermodel who has a penchant for rock stars? Hope the wife doesn’t find out.
CDAN – This C list singer/actress is a tweener, but she has never really done the whole tweener show thing and has basically had to eke out a living on her own. Even though she is still a teenager, she has gone through a string of music producers in their late 20′s and 30′s. And when I say gone through a string of them, I don’t mean just for producing her records. Hey, at least she is legal now.
CDAN – This tweener actor on a hit show needs to get off the coke that was introduced to him by a former tween actor, and now, unemployed drug addict on the same network.
CDAN – “He’s just faking. Don’t give him anything.” Words from the mouth of this A-list tweener to her friends as they passed a homeless man sitting on the ground. Oh, she then spent about $1000 on food for dinner. Nice.
BuzzFoto – At Coachella … Heartthrob Actor and his GF. When his lady love went to the bathroom, the group of guys started making fun of her and how insecure she is. Her Actor boyfriend didn’t join in, except to say, “I know, I know. She’s so annoying sometimes, but what do you do? She’s a girl. That’s what girls do.”
Daily Mirror – Which British singer serenaded his girlfriend while at university, and even penned a song about her, yet was seeing other girls? Bad boy!
Entertainment Weekly – Congratulations are in order! A major female character on a popular and highly rated hour-long drama series will learn that she’s pregnant next month. Come to think of it, hold off on the congratulations. This is far from a happy occasion. You see, the expectant mom will be none too thrilled to find herself with child. For starters, the timing couldn’t be worse — both professionally and personally. And then there’s the baby daddy. He’s been, um, going through some stuff lately. Personal stuff. The kind of stuff only a psychologist and/or a surgeon can fix. A kid is an extra dose of crazy he probably doesn’t need right now either. On the other hand, maybe a new life is exactly the kind of game-changing event these two do need. As the saying goes, good things come in initially small packages. Of course, there’s an added wrinkle I have yet to mention. The bun in her oven? It may have company.
BuzzFoto – This dirty older star tells airport security that he has a pacemaker, so he has to be hand screened. The real reason? He enjoys the personal attention from the lady that does the screening. He’s careful to choose the line with the woman he finds most attractive. He must get off on the kinky side of it, because our star could definitely afford to buy it if he wasn’t getting it at home.
It’s not Bruce Willis!
EOnline – HN Nick is the hottest star, both bod-wise and at the box office. His wife’s figure and professional goings-on aren’t too shabby, either, as both Mr. and Mrs. Nick enjoy fame and fortune regularly up on the big screen—though his paychecks dwarf hers, big-time.
Yep, everything’s pretty cozy Chez Nick, even the bisexual couple’s » Continued
Downfront 2 – This 80’s Heartthrob is finding out the hard way you should never abandon your kids. When they grow up they come back to haunt you and make you look like a fool!
NY Daily News – Which closeted — and married — actor almost had his cover blown when he hit on a straight man in a sauna? Word is the offended dude is now quite wealthy, thanks to a payoff.
StyleList – Which male model who used to be involved with an A (well, B+)-list Hollywood actress is telling anyone who will listen about her shocking booze and drug habits?