BG12345: Wednesday

Dear Blinders,

It’s Hump Day! Rather than celebrate with a camel, let’s celebrate with someone who we would never associate with a camel… Beyonce!

This glorious creature welcomed a new baby less than a month ago, yet she already looks like this! Take note, new mommies: If you’re not in great shape in four weeks or less, you’re just not trying hard enough! Hand off your sick baby to your six nannies, bleach your skin and hair, have your SFX team glue on a pair of breasts, squeeze into some spanx, and you’re ready to go!

To celebrate the glorious, totally natural perfection that is Beyonce, we’re going to give you a BG12345 today AND a couple of reveals at the end of today. Enjoy!

Love, Ace

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His Crazy Acting Is Making Her Crazy

[BlindGossip] This successful actress is totally international. Her heritage is from one country, she was raised in a second, and she frequently acts in the accent of a third. She was initially attracted to her husband because of his talent as a character actor. As time has gone by, though, what was once amusing is now just plain annoying. He is involved in multiple projects right now, becomes totally » Continued

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Why Tweener And Actor Really Broke Up

[CDAN] Ever wondered why this former A++ list tweener and her very good looking B list movie actor broke up for a short time? Everyone thought it was because she cheated. » Continued

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Twilighty Couple Only Half Committed

[CDAN] This supposedly happy couple featuring a Twilight actress is only happy on one side of the equation. The actress in question has been sexting one of her ex boyfriends and making plans to see him.

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The Southern Hollywood Diet

[National Enquirer] Which superstar couple has resorted to using c*caine to stay thin? The gorgeous wife and handsome hubby » Continued

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Bigger Roles Or They Are Breaking Up

[Hollywood Dame] This PR created couple is quickly crumbling despite public displays of unity and reps planting “sources” and “insiders” insisting the couple is perfectly happy. He is exhausting all of her high powered friends and connections. Look for a break up soon if he doesn’t start nabbing bigger movie roles.

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BG12345: Tuesday

Dear Blinders,

It’s Ticker Tape Tuesday! The Super Bowl Champions New York Giants will get a ticker tape parade through the streets of Manhattan… and you will get a BG12345!

Pretend that each blind is accompanied by confetti and cheering fans and a big shiny ring and a big shiny trophy. Enjoy!

Love, Ace

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New Faux Couple Alert

SOLVED!

UPDATED!

[BlindGossip] New faux couple alert! She’s a beautiful up and coming actress. He’s already starred in several movies and is a teen favorite.  She has a big film opening very soon, but needs a higher profile so she can score top billing in a film. He has several films opening this year – and another half dozen in development – but could use » Continued

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TV Hookup Broke Up A Relationship

[CDAN] Back not so very long ago this then A+ list television actor guest starred on the number one show at that time which was on the air for many years. The actor was and is married at the time. His role was as the boyfriend of one of the characters. Well, while filming his arc he quickly ended up » Continued

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A Very Personal Locker Room Ritual

[EOnline] You’ve got the chips and dip and buckets of beer…and I’ve got the Blind Vice, sports fans.

I know you adore our more athletic Vice stars (like scummy Pepper Harthman and scummier Taller Baller), so to celebrate the holiest of football days I want to introduce you to Albie Ass-Slapper, a stud whose been Vicing in front of your eyes the whole season:

You heard me: Albie is getting Vicey on the field.

Well, actually his Blind biz starts in the locker room before the game » Continued

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