BlindGossip – Before making an appearance on a talk show, guests wait in a designated area known as the green room. A certain well-known actor has been making the rounds of talk shows recently to promote his film. For one such show, he decided to bring his own green to the green room. A little herbal refreshment, to be more specific. While it was rather surprising that he would light up in a strictly No Smoking area, what was even more surprising was the fact that he was doing it before one of those early morning talk shows. We’ve since heard that it is not unusual for him to spark up first thing in the morning and to keep the relaxation going all day and all night. No one should be surprised if he ends up in rehab this year.
Richard Lawson, Brian Moylan, and the rest of the funny folks over at Gawker make us laugh every day. Their readers are pretty sharp too. Thanks to them – and the wonders of the Hot Tub Time Machine – we can now go back in time and share some “reverse blind items” about Speedy and The Tatt Rat :
1. We probably all had this story months ago but didn’t know it because it came from Enty and we all had migraines halfway through. (“What C-list hubby with A-list name recognition that often gets confused with a B-list outlaw and who was on that C-list show with that B-lister, C-lister and the D-list guy with the A-list name cheated on his wife, the A-list one with the B-list past, not the F-list one he divorced after she did those C-list X-rated flicks, with a Y-list skank with DD cups??”)
2. Here’s how Ted would have done it: Winksy Whitelady better watch out, even if some Homebound Hatties do call her America’s ding dang darling! Her oh-so-hot hubby has been doing the El Lay in El Lay. Kissy-kissy-mwah it ain’t. It’s more like a trip down Ay One Ay, Slutskank Avenue! Plasticky Von FakeTitula isn’t willing to let this man go, though he’s been groping HER juicy man-goes during frequent trips to the orifice. Will Winksy let this take her to D-town, or is it all water under the proverbial reconciliation bridge? Only her prenuptialist knows for sure! And it ain’t: Your mom, Charo, Queen Elizabeth
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BuzzFoto – This sister is the less famous sister in a celebrity sister duo. The less famous sister gets asked out by men all the time. She has no shortage of dates. She whined to our source that the men only ask her out to get an “in” with her famous sister. Every time she feels like she starts to a like a man, he says, “Can you introduce me to your sister?” Not Emily Deschanel.
BlindGossip – There is a certain famous television actress on a popular show who is thin even by the most subjective standards. Too bad she’s not as secure as you would think. During a recent wardrobe fitting, she peppered the stylists with questions about other female actors. She quizzed them about how her body compared to theirs: “What about X?” “Is she thinner than me? “How much does she weigh?” [Read more…]
BuzzFoto – This famous television actress, with a much less famous fiancé is gorgeous and has it all which is why you’d think she’d be more secure than she is. Her fiancé recently added an old girlfriend on facebook and was excited to reconnect. The actress allegedly hired a team to research this girl, (background checks, searches, etc.) and to find out everything she could about her. She is secretly monitoring their interaction online (although so far she’s come up with nothing scandalous). She has even sent the old flame text messages from her boyfriend’s phone to ‘test’ her and gauge her reaction. We hear she is becoming obsessed and blind with jealousy, even though it seems he is not interested in the ex other than in catching up. Not Kristen Bell.
BuzzFoto – This married television actress is sleeping with her costar. Actually, she sleeps with lots of her costars. Her hubby knows about it, and is okay with it, because he too has his own group of lady friends he frequents. They claim the open marriage actually strengthens their relationship. Not Eva Longoria Parker.
VillageVoice – Which hip-hop lady came on to a married mother of three, ripping [Read more…]
HolyMoly – Guess the comedian-type and socialite-type: “I was at a house party last year and was leaving, so nipped into the room where everyone had dumped their coats. I thought the room was empty, so just steamed in only to see BLANK giving BLANK a good old BJ!” Clues: wet comedian/actor/shagger with ohpleasegoaway scenester/writer/model.
PopBitch – Which Hollywood queen has a very white habit? Over the last few months her agents and publicists have been engaged in some creative damage-limitation work to make sure the fact that she doesn’t seem to care who she shares her powder with doesn’t derail what is already an award-winning career.
BlindGossip – One big star on the set of this film is spending as little time with their co-star as possible. You see, Star 1 is a control freak, while Star 2 has really poor hygiene. When not wearing clothes directly provided by wardrobe, Star 2 positively reeks. He does buy clothes, but he tends to wear them – without washing them – until they are completely soiled or ripe or ruined. Then he throws them away, buys a new set, and repeats the cycle. No wonder Star 1 practically runs the other way when they see him coming.
BuzzFoto – This aging celeb had a lot of work done, so much so it would rival the likes of Heidi Montag. The problem is, even though this celeb is being photographed and showing off the work, they are EXTREMELY unhappy about it. You wouldn’t know it because the celeb can’t show a decent emotion. The plan to fix it entails getting even more work done, and we suspect the celeb will be unrecognizable when it’s all over. Not Melanie Griffith.
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UPDATE: Tuesday wins! Plus, it looks like this is rapidly turning into a TRIPLE SCOOP! We’ll start at 1:00 pm EDT, and keep running one new item each hour until they run out… which should be around 4:00 am EDT! Go get ’em!