NY Post – Which married morning-show producer rumored to be having an affair with a married on-air colleague was ‘fidgeting incessantly’ during inauguration weekend parties with her recently ringless ring finger?
CDAN – This award winning B list always film actor had been booked to make a paid appearance at a pre-inaugural event. He missed the event. How come? Well turns out that he just couldn’t be bothered to leave his hotel room and his meth. Six months ago this actor never did any drugs and now he spends almost every waking moment doing meth.
BlindGossip – Which legendary entertainer has slipped into Washington D.C. under the radar for a show-stopping performance at one of the official inaugural balls? She wants a big comeback after a multi-year personal slump.
UPDATE: Which entertainer was too wasted to perform at one of the inaugural balls? Her appearance was going to be a surprise comeback performance, but was canceled when it was discovered that she could not even stand up straight.
CDAN – This former celebrity girlfriend of an A lister has made it perfectly clear this week that she wants a return to the limelight. How so? Well she has propositioned a number of actors with movies coming out that she will be more than happy to be their girlfriend as long as they take her to any event getting press for their movie.
Janet Charlton – This actor is the kind of guy that every single woman over thirty wants to meet. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and successful on TV as well as the big screen. He’s carved out a career playing “the boyfriend” to leading ladies. But this down-to-earth guy is freakier than he looks. He never goes out without a jar of mayonnaise in his backpack. He cheats on his famous girlfriend with frisky gals willing to spread the mayo all over his body.
BlindGossip – Which actor is in hot water after making a move on a member of his household staff? He and his wife hired an attractive nanny to help look after their growing brood. The actor had never spent a lot of quality time with the kid/s prior to the nanny’s arrival. However, once the nanny arrived, he started spending an inordinate amount of time accompanying her and the kids to various kiddie activities. A couple of weeks ago, the wife caught them in a compromising position in the nanny’s room. The nanny was promptly fired, and the wife has been quietly asking friends for recommendations for a divorce attorney in the Los Angeles area.
Popbitch – She’s been around the block a bit but this celebrity is getting ready to re-launch herself on the scene as a single woman again (spot the return to her pre-marriage clothes-style) and is getting back into the single life by contacting her famous exes. Her famous married ex is said to be less than pleased to hear from her.
CDAN – At the time this happened a few years ago, all of the people involved were on a very funny network show that was not quite a big hit. It tried, and had an audience but it only lasted a few years. Not quite enough episodes for syndication.
Well one of the leads in the show had a party at his house. He is a C list actor, although at the time he was probably B because of a relationship he was in. He has really made his name based on two television shows and a relationship. I don’t think he has ever done a movie.
So, the lead had a party at his house and I got dragged there by a friend of mine. One of the things that I noticed right away was that while most of the parties I had been to involved drinking games, this group of people had coke games. Instead of quarters they played games like fastest to do three lines. Yeah, good times. To be fair, sometimes they would mix things up and include doing a shot and then three lines. If you were last, you had to get up from the table and had to let someone else sit there.
Anyway, the absolute clear winner in all of this was a woman who is, honestly a D list actress now and was probably a C list actress then, despite being one of the leads on the show. She just could not be beat. If there were a table of six she would beat them all every time, and would keep beating them repeatedly. Plus she showed no signs of it affecting her. It also seemed like she had no friends there and this was her one way of connecting with the group. She is actually on a series now as a regular, but it is her first regular job since the other show went off the air.
The clear loser almost every time was probably the best known actor of the bunch. He will probably be a permanent B lister based on a few key roles (both television and film) in his career. He was older than the rest of the cast, but they loved him. Mainly because he always lost so they got to keep playing, but also from what I understand he paid for the entire amount. It was a ton.
There were about 30 people at this party, but to the six or seven people sitting at the table all they could think of was to keep playing that game. They didn’t notice anyone or anything beyond that game. The rest of the attendees at the house were laughing and drinking or not drinking and having a great time. The people at the table just seemed to only care about the next round of the game.
Star Magazine – This chiseled hunk’s fab abs may ring a bell – he loves getting snapped shirtless, and there’s no denying he looks hot! So why does he rely on his bodyguards to get him dates? “If he sees a pretty babe out in the crowd that he likes, he’ll have his man go tell her he’s interested,” a former employee confides. “An he usually gets the girl!”
EOnline – Like the good little showman he is, Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. And where was a camera when you needed one ’cause boyfriend ran into Lloyd Boy-Toyed, one of our other closeted Hollywood actors, just not as famous.
Jeez, wanna hear what happened? They met. For the first time, I do not know, but I’m pretty sure it was. And even though both stars live to get their boy-flirt on, big-time, these guys are nearly a generation apart, so I highly doubt they mingle at the same gay gatherings.
But what’s really interesting is how very sad Lloyd acted with Toothy, almost as if he saw before him the chance he’ll never have: the possibility to come out of the closet and still have a career. Boy-Toyed never will out himself (although others sure as hell keep trying), not just because of his age, but because of his family, trust me on that one. But Toothy? Everybody knows he could still have it both ways; he’s sure young enough. So what did Lloyd and Tooth discuss?
“The awards, the show, politics—it was a total come-on,” insists my Toothy/Lloyd interloper. Am I quoting myself here, I wonder, and being very sneaky? Hmm. “It’s how Lloyd operates. It’s all in the eyes.” Yes, that much is true. Very true. I know firsthand.
But let’s get the point, already: Did Lloyd and Toothy hook up? Not there, they didn’t, although I do believe digital info was exchanged, a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.’s standard chick date been around, which she wasn’t, at least not then. Where could she have been? Stitching up Kate Beckinsale’s dress in the ladies room?
Oh, and Lloyd. You might as well throw that number away. Toothy so is not calling. Sorry. (He’s taken, a few times over.)