CDAN – What Academy Award nominated actor has been taking every opportunity to try and recruit for his new church? Oh, it isn’t a church he started attending. It is a church he just recently started for himself based on an entirely new denomination that he has created out of his head. He feels that he has a lot of wisdom and teaching he can pass along. So, far, despite handing out hundreds of cards and brochures, attendance at the church which he holds at his house has averaged about 2. Besides the fact it is strange, apparently he believes church should start promptly at 5am.
NYDN – What estranged wife of a former sports figure is claiming that he had unnatural relations with their pet? Hubby is barking loud denials.
NYDN – Which beauty’s marriage dissolved when she was caught having an affair with a man Down Under? Her husband wasn’t bothered that she was pregnant with the other man’s child – just that she was indiscreet.
Daily Mirror – At the BAFTAS after party: Which ageing actress shocked party goers by casually pulling out a bottle of poppers from her designer handbag and offering it around to a host of young boys?
BlindGossip – Two of the female leads of this soon-to-be-cancelled television show have moved in together into an apartment near the Sunset Strip. An even bigger surprise, however, is that one of the male stars of the same show may finally be coming out of the closet. It’s rather odd timing, though. It certainly would have made more headlines if he had done it while the show was still on the air. And this guy loves the headlines.
CDAN – So this Royal personage had a recent breakup and the reason for it might be the fact that this foreign born C list actress with one huge movie and one great nominated role was not exactly discreet when she was talking about her relationship with him and what they had done and when.
Buzzfoto – This A list film and sometimes television actor has hooked up several times with the babysitter of his children. The mother of his child/children has no idea, but has been suspicious a few times. Whenever she begins to question his love, he takes her on a shopping spree. Sadly, that seems to do the trick and she stops asking questions.
BlindGossip – Which dramatic actor is irritating producers with his salary demands? In this economy, many actors on shows with solid ratings are foregoing the usual demands for raises in order to keep their cast and crew intact and their show in production. Not this guy. He is asking producers to almost double his pay. If he doesn’t back down soon, he will find himself getting replaced by someone younger and (hopefully) better looking.
Daily Mirror – Which famous fashionista has told pals she’s at it hammer and tongs to get pregnant? From what she says the neighbours will need industrial strength earplugs to get through the night.
Buzzfoto – Which Hollywood A-List Couple are so divided on their political views, they’ve spent several nights in different beds?
BuzzFoto – This B list Film Actor is really a closet nerd. He is obsessed, and we mean obsessed with comic books! The guy has a huge stash of magazines that fill two rooms in his house. We’re told he his real life relationships have suffered and he spends a lot of time online writing fan fic under a pseudonym.
Daily Mirror – Which veteran PR takes backhanders from downmarket newpapers? Watch this space.
Buzzfoto – This B List Film Actress Celeb has heard that her fotos aren’t selling anymore and she is getting desperate. She has also heard that when your name isn’t in the Magazines, you won’t get as much work. She wants to stay relevant, and she doesn’t care how she gets it! Good publicity and bad publicity, it doesn’t matter to her. She and a few that are invested in her future have devised a plan. They need something big because she’s been in scandals before. This one will involve a married man and maybe a breakup. We can’t say anymore without revealing too much! Just look for the news story to break in the very near future!
CDAN – There was a party at this celebrity’s house about six months ago. At the time he was kind of on a tryout with his wealthy parents who had decided to give him another chance. All of you know this celebutard. You don’t want to know him and would never want to meet him, but you know who he is. Anyway, jacked up on enough stuff to kill a rhino our celebutard decided to do his own feats of strength. How so? He took a sledgehammer and totaled the brand new car of one of his guests. The guest was not amused and absolutely beat the living c* out of the celebutard.
NYDN – Which young magazine editor dispenses bags of blow to Hollywood starlets so they can be “extra up” for the photo shoots he arranges?
EOnline – This baby’s sure to break a lotta hearts out there. Now, it’s certainly not news that Nevis Divine is undeniably sexy. He’s got a steady following from fans and paparazzi to a bevy of nearly naked gals, all vying for a piece of luscious Nev’s sorta hairy frame.
Downfront2 – This male celebrity loves the spotlight. He will do anything to stay in the headlines, including using his family and friends. He is always in fake relationships. He only cares for himself. His latest target is an older, well established singer. He is riding the tails of her comeback hoping he can cash in.
Daily Mirror – Which star couple love whips and bon dage in the bedroom? The crazy pair have invented all sorts of excuses for their brui ses.
Buzzfoto – Which A-List Celeb’s private plane was egged when he attended Sundance? When he approached his Jet to fly home, it was covered in eggs and shaving cream. No one knows for sure who did it, but it might have something to do with the locals he p* off when he snubbed them in a club. It’s not Ashton Kutcher.
BlindGossip – This thirtyish drama queen was shopping at one of Beverly Hills’ ritziest stores recently. She brought several items to the counter, then proceeded to argue with the clerk about the price of each and every item, saying that the store should be grateful for her patronage, and should be giving her the items for free. The exasperated clerk looked the actress in the eye and said “We sometimes do give items to celebrities, Ma’am, but I have absolutely no idea who you are.” The celebrity tossed down the clothes and left in a huff. The clerk later confessed to a colleague that she actually did know who the celebrity was but didn’t like her attitude and was willing to lose the sale to put her in her place.
