Buzzfoto – This B List Film Actress Celeb has heard that her fotos aren’t selling anymore and she is getting desperate. She has also heard that when your name isn’t in the Magazines, you won’t get as much work. She wants to stay relevant, and she doesn’t care how she gets it! Good publicity and bad publicity, it doesn’t matter to her. She and a few that are invested in her future have devised a plan. They need something big because she’s been in scandals before. This one will involve a married man and maybe a breakup. We can’t say anymore without revealing too much! Just look for the news story to break in the very near future!
It’s not Drew Barrymore.
CDAN – There was a party at this celebrity’s house about six months ago. At the time he was kind of on a tryout with his wealthy parents who had decided to give him another chance. All of you know this celebutard. You don’t want to know him and would never want to meet him, but you know who he is. Anyway, jacked up on enough stuff to kill a rhino our celebutard decided to do his own feats of strength. How so? He took a sledgehammer and totaled the brand new car of one of his guests. The guest was not amused and absolutely beat the living c* out of the celebutard.
NYDN – Which young magazine editor dispenses bags of blow to Hollywood starlets so they can be “extra up” for the photo shoots he arranges?
EOnline – This baby’s sure to break a lotta hearts out there. Now, it’s certainly not news that Nevis Divine is undeniably sexy. He’s got a steady following from fans and paparazzi to a bevy of nearly naked gals, all vying for a piece of luscious Nev’s sorta hairy frame.
Downfront2 – This male celebrity loves the spotlight. He will do anything to stay in the headlines, including using his family and friends. He is always in fake relationships. He only cares for himself. His latest target is an older, well established singer. He is riding the tails of her comeback hoping he can cash in.
Daily Mirror – Which star couple love whips and bon dage in the bedroom? The crazy pair have invented all sorts of excuses for their brui ses.
Buzzfoto – Which A-List Celeb’s private plane was egged when he attended Sundance? When he approached his Jet to fly home, it was covered in eggs and shaving cream. No one knows for sure who did it, but it might have something to do with the locals he p* off when he snubbed them in a club. It’s not Ashton Kutcher.
BlindGossip – This thirtyish drama queen was shopping at one of Beverly Hills’ ritziest stores recently. She brought several items to the counter, then proceeded to argue with the clerk about the price of each and every item, saying that the store should be grateful for her patronage, and should be giving her the items for free. The exasperated clerk looked the actress in the eye and said “We sometimes do give items to celebrities, Ma’am, but I have absolutely no idea who you are.” The celebrity tossed down the clothes and left in a huff. The clerk later confessed to a colleague that she actually did know who the celebrity was but didn’t like her attitude and was willing to lose the sale to put her in her place.
CDAN – Been awhile since I did a rock star one. This now married B+ rock star and father with A+ name recognition had a very weird crab obsession. No, not the eating kind. Seems that whenever he went on the road and decided to have some groupie sex, the women he decided to be with had to be completely shaved because he was paranoid about crabs. If she wasn’t, she had to right then. Seems he had been the recipient of the infestation not once, but twice and had to do some explaining when he got home from the road.
Buzzfoto – This B list actress from a hit network show is dating a younger man. How much younger? Would you believe in his 20’s? How about younger? She’s in her late thirties. Subtract ten years from her to her boyfriend and you’ll be closer to his age. At least he looks older than he is, which is why everyone is putting up with the relationship, but we wonder how he has time in between High School Biology and Gym class to take our starlet out.
NYDN – Which starlet did more than get wet with an uber-famous athlete in a pool? On top of that, a gridiron god walked in and got a gander at the action – and the twosome’s pile of powder.
Daily Mirror – Which celeb disgraced herself so much after an all day bender that her furious mates left her in the gutter to sober up?
CDAN – I guess this actress is C list now Still B+ name recognition. Wow, she has dropped a long way very quickly. She used to be B+ and headed to A before all the drug problems. Apparently they are not getting any better. Our actress who always does film was headed into a club this past week with her husband. As she was trying to get in, someone must have bumped her or pushed her, but whatever it was, it caused the m* pipe of our actress to fall to the ground and shatter. At that point, our actress began screaming and crying at the same time before grabbing her husband by the arm and dragging him back to the car. I guess clubbing is no fun without the pipe.
BlindGossip – Which actor received an unexpected visit from a Children’s agency? The well-known actor has been in an ongoing dispute with a neighbor, who is also an entertainer. The agency worker showed up at the actor’s door, saying that a neighbor was concerned about the safety of the children. While we don’t know what the exact charge was, it had something to do with a swimming pool. The actor was able to alleviate their concerns, and it looks like there won’t be any escalation. The actor, however, is absolutely furious with his neighbor, and is planning some sort of revenge.
Buzzfoto – This R&B female Singer, who is a known Diva and allegedly a terrible person to work with, is still making hits only because she has found out a terrible secret of a high-up Record Executive. We don’t know the secret, but we know that very few people know it, and it is so salacious that no matter what this Diva demands, she’ll get it. If she came out with a song that sounded like cats in a car wreck, it would still manage to make it’s way up the charts because of what she knows. If it’s any hint, the Record Exec is a pretty big name and anything bad about them coming out would probably destroy them. It’s not our girl Rihanna.
Buzzfoto – This star has been known for taking boyfriends/husbands but did you know that she also has a thing for taking stuff? That’s right, this star must be bored because friends say she isn’t allowed to come to house parties anymore. Too many things end up missing. Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t Winona Ryder.
NYDN – Which A-list action star is trying to fool fans with his new facelift?
Daily Mirror – Which pop starlet with a longterm boyfriend has a secret penchant for the fairer sex? She drunkenly goes home with girls but tells her poor fella she’s tucked up in bed – alone?
CDAN – At some point, someone gets far enough down the ladder where you almost don’t care what the hell is going on in their life. However, this D list actress who used to be C list and has one of the best names ever is probably someone we all care enough about to at least speculate as to why her husband walked out on her right after she gave birth. Is it because of the 20 year old production assistant he is in lust with or because he found out she once hooked up with his best friend while they were married.
BlindGossip – On the surface, this diva looks like she has it all together. Hair? Perfect. Makeup? Perfect. Outfit? Perfect. Beauty, talent, money, multiple hit songs, popular celebrity boyfriend, product endorsements? Check. However, looks are deceiving. She is in financial trouble because she spends much more than she earns, she has an ego the size of Los Angeles, and she is universally despised by everyone who works for her. And she shouldn’t expect her boyfriend to be around forever. He cheated on her a couple of weeks ago with an older woman.
