BuzzFoto – This young-ish, semi-popular rapper has apparently been utilizing the customization options for his credit card. His artwork of choice? The cover of his latest album. Yes, the one with his face on it. He probably thought it was super cool, but even the bank workers were giggling at the arrogance.
It wasn’t Nelly.
CDAN – This C list movie actress with A list name recognition who used to be kind of a big deal, but now is only a big deal in her mind chain smokes constantly when she is doing any kind of photo shoot. The reason? Her goal is to make the clothes smell so bad that the designer or magazine will give them all to her for free.
Downfront 2 – This Songwriter’s dream job has turned into a nightmare. Since joining this top-rated reality show, she has alienated the top stars and fans. No one likes her, and she adds nothing to the show. Will she back for another season?
BuzzFoto – This star, who has recently become popular for his work and partying persona, has some problems. Let’s call the problems, more of an addiction. Let’s call the addiction more along the lines of an illegal obsession. In Thailand. With underage girls. He claims it only happened once, and he was ignorant to her age. Why have his phone bills then, been calling repeat ‘agencies’ in Thailand almost every day?
Daily Mirror – Which celeb keeps her size-8 shape on a diet of cocaine and, er, cauliflower? Friends are worried about her weird eating habits: she only eats white food.
CDAN – This B list movie actress in a franchise had to get a procedure done in order to keep filming the franchise. She didn’t tell her boyfriend because it wasn’t his baby. It was the baby of a co-star on a different film who is a married C+/B- movie and television actor who is slowly moving away from television.
Us Weekly – Which two actresses, who recently co-starred in a film, dislike each other so much that when they were at the salon the same day, one asked to have her color applied in the garden?
CDAN – This former A/B list movie and television actor is driving producers crazy with demands on the set of his new movie. It seems that our actor has some very odd spiritual beliefs and he is willing to only shoot during certain hours of the day because to do otherwise will harm his soul. I think he has smoked way too much pot.
BuzzFoto – This hostess extraordinaire hates to fly, but those 40-odd hour bus rides from NYC to LA can get super old. So how does our Miz entertain herself? She watches old movies from the 40’s and calls her exes. Nothing shady or untoward here. She just likes to chat, and she makes them laugh, so they keep accepting the calls.
It’s not Heidi Klum.
StyleList – Which under-employed actress is supporting herself by pretending to be her own stylist to call in samples and then selling them on eBay?
EOnline – I know what you’re thinking: Is anybody in Hollywood straight? Skanky David Duchovny is. Brad Pitt maybe. I think that might be it! But seriously, the town’s full of pooftahs. Get friggin’ used to it. Always has been that way—always will be. It’s a community full of creative types, babe, that’s just the way it goes!
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PopBitch – Which controversial Hollywood superstar isn’t afraid to be seen in the company of plastic surgeons but is said to be unhappy that his Contour Thread Lift (i.e. revolutionary, subtle face lift procedure) hasn’t delivered quite the expected age-reduction?
NY Daily News – Which wholesome TV host shocked partygoers when he pulled out a baggie of Colombia’s finest?
BlindGossip – Remember the post a while back about the celebrity who would not publicly acknowledge that another famous celebrity was his son, but who helped with his career? Well, here’s an example of another Dad with paternity issues, but in this case, the father does not treat the illegitimate child well.
Dad has several kids, but we’ll focus on two, who are both adults. Offspring A is the A list celebrity everyone knows, who Dad acknowledges as his blood, and who has his name. Offspring B is his illegitimate child, and has a different last name. Offspring B is in the same business as Offspring A, and they have even worked together, but B has always been treated as a second-class citizen. Sadly, Dad has even made several moves to sabotage B’s career. For example, every time B has a project that’s about to be released, Dad pushes Offspring A into the headlines. Now B is struggling a bit, but are Dad and A stepping up to help? No. As usual, B will have to rely on him/herself to find work and pay the bills.
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BuzzFoto – There are two leading ladies on this show, technically, and both of them are equally hated by the crew members and lesser cast. They seem to have a competition as to which can come up with the most ridiculous demands. Last week it was a certain kind of purified water for Lady A’s manicure, which was going on in her trailer and made everyone late for a shot. This week Lady B demanded all her food be delivered to her trailer. She didn’t want to bother with speaking to the little people.
It’s not Kath and Kim.
CDAN – Unbelievably shocking. It is just an affair. Those things happen everyday, but this one is mind blowing. Married. Child(ren). Academy Award Nominee/ Winner. Actress. Permanently B list. Probably won’t ever move up or down from that position. She is having an affair with one of her trainers. She has a couple. He comes to her place when her husband is not around. No hotels, no sneaking around. Only at her place. It has been going on for almost 9 months.
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NY Daily News – Which starlet turns a blind eye to her athlete boyfriend’s philandering ways? Her dream is to get a diamond ring so she can finally leave the business.
BlindGossip – Before she appeared on TV, this reality star worked behind the counter of a department store frequented by A-list celebrities. She was so desperate to be noticed that every time a celebrity came in to the store she would emerge from behind the counter, introduce herself, and start chatting with the celebrity as if they were at a party. Several celebrities complained about her creepy and overly familiar behavior, and she was fired for unprofessional conduct.
CDAN – This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn’t stop trying to contact him? When she couldn’t reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can’t move on without some kind of closure.