BillyMasters – Could it be that a former sitcom siren is desperately seeking a baby? After a number of failed relationships, she’s decided not to wait for Mr. Right and is instead turning to the turkey baster. To fill it, she’s trying to enlist the aid of one of her many gay friends, some to whom she’s been romantically linked. Her most recent breakup led her to forget about chemistry and focus on muddling through solo.
CDAN – This B list television actress on a very hit network drama is in Cannes. Hey, at least I narrowed it down for you. I mean how many could there be? Well, it seems our actress got VERY lucky. How lucky? Well our actress was apparently spotted receiving a large quantity of white powder from a male acquaintance. The person who spotted this reported it to the police, who decided to raid our actresses’ hotel room. All this for coke? Anyway, after a 30 minute search with a drug sniffing dog, nothing was found. Yeah, well they should have come the night before. Unfortunately our actress is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and had finished what she had been provided. When she finally gets busted her world is going to come crashing down.
BuzzFoto – This star that is supposed to be sober, was seen downing shots in Cannes this weekend. Not Tara Reid.
NY Post – Which reality TV dad is trying to escape rumors he’s cheating by claiming the woman he supposedly slept with prefers women?
Daily Mirror – Which star demands cabin crew speak to her through her fella? They’re also under orders not look her in the eye.
NY Post – Which Pakistani officials, in town for Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari’s meeting at the United Nations, spent $14,000 on lap dances and drinks at a topless bar? The expensive evening came just as President Obama was pledging billions in aid to that country and the United Nations was warning of 800,000 new Pakistani refugees.
NY Daily News – Which two rehabbed actors were both recently back to being addicts at the very same event?
CDAN – This producer has had at least one Academy Award nomination for Best Picture. The thing is, he has been the producer of many, many movies, but has never done any actual producing. He takes the producer credit in exchange for a reduced fee in the drugs he supplies to the set.
Downfront2 – When this female Singer first came on the scene, she was the talk of the town. She was stylish, fun and fearless. Then she decided to change her style, her choice in men and her management team. Her latest album flopped. Maybe she should call up her old management to get her career back on track.
Downfront2 – When these two media superstars hooked up, many thought it was a match made in heaven. He was going to be her next big star. But there was one big problem. One media star has a troubled past and it is now coming back to haunt him. Now the other media star won’t have anything to do with him.
BuzzFoto – This ex-con and Star was recently caught by his agent doing cocaine at a public park. The two were scheduled to meet for lunch and we guess the Star couldn’t help himself while he waited.
BuzzFoto – One of our faithful and reliable sources was at an event this week with some fellow C and D listers. Our source claims that this very paparazzi-popular reality star was trying to set up 
CDAN – This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it.
CDAN – This director has had a top ten movie of the week this year. The word is to never visit him in his trailer. Ever. 
CDAN – This C list actor shows up as a recurring role for three or four episodes at a time on a television show and then disappears for a year or so and does it again. His latest show was an arc on a bubble network comedy. Anyway, during his three weeks on the show, he managed to get not one, but two extras pregnant. Nice huh? It’s a good thing he doesn’t work more.
EOnline – If you have a problem with yet another Blind Vice being about veiled same-sex goings-on, you really are reading about the wrong community. This is Hollywood, home of the unfree and the unbrave, a city where everybody pretends 
NY Daily News – Which troubled young starlet was caught doing lines with her new bestie at a hot NYC club?
BlindGossip – This TV star is apologizing, but it’s not because she is really sorry. It’s because she is really scared. Why would someone so powerful be worried? Because she made the mistake of crossing someone who knows the secret she has been trying to hids for years. He has threatened to reveal the secret unless she helps to fix his career. She is finding out that the sword of judgement cuts both ways. It also has the power to cut you to pieces if you use your popularity to become arrogant and destructive.
CDAN – This aging former list television actor hasn’t been on anything big in years. Back in the day he went from a hit drama straight into a hit comedy. Now he spends most of his days yelling obscenities at his neighbors dog. His neighbor is a b list actor who was the lead on a semi hit comedy. Our former a list actor is married to a former beauty queen who was on a hit television comedy.
BuzzFoto – This C list Reality Celeb was volunteering for a youth group and invited a few cameras for photo ops. The pictures were taken, and the cameras went home but the Celeb stayed and 
