Mom of The Year Wants Another Baby

women-pregnant-2CDAN – I hate giving out pet names to people in the blind items because the next thing you know I will be writing like Ted Casablanca and getting my four remaining hairs bleached. However, since this is a third appearance for Coke Mom that will be her name from now until the end of time. In our previous adventures of Coke Mom she has left out coke for her child to sample. (Accidentally) Coke mom has also hoovered her way through piles of coke with another Coke Mom. (Coke Mom 2) Anyway, at an event on Monday night Coke Mom was overheard saying the following. I kid you not. “I am getting old. I really want to try for another baby, but for some reason my husband doesn’t want to.” Well of course he doesn’t want to. I am more shocked that he hasn’t filed for divorce yet and have no idea why not. Oh. The topper. Coke Mom made about 8 trips to the bathroom in an hour.

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