[Blind Gossip] Alcohol/drug use and poor impulse control make people do stupid things.
When Johnny Depp and Winona Rider were dating, Depp got a “Winona Forever” tattoo.
After they broke up, he had the tattoo modified to read, “Wino Forever.” That new statement proved to be more than true.
Blind Gossip already told you this year that this TV performer – who has quite publicly claimed that he is well and sober – is in trouble.
He has no impulse control. He is a mess. There is nothing we can do but ride this one out.
And that is why he is doing stupid, impulsive things involving the woman he has been dating for five minutes.
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[Optional] Do you have a tattoo you regret?
Male Performer: Pete Davidson
Woman: Ariana Grande
Remember when we were telling you about that messy male performer who suffers from impulse control problems?
Well, that man is Pete Davidson from Saturday Night Live.
And it’s already time to add ANOTHER stupid, impulsive decision on to the list.
Because after four whole weeks of dating and tattoos, Pete Davidson just got engaged to singer Ariana Grande!
From Us Weekly:
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Are Engaged: ‘They Are Very in Love’
She’s so into him! Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are engaged after a few weeks of dating, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly exclusively.
“They are a perfect fit. They are not rushing to get married,” one insider says. “Their friends are really excited and supportive.”
A second source tells Us that the couple “were telling people that they’re engaged” at Robert Pattinson’s birthday party in Los Angeles on Saturday, June 9.
“They are both constantly making each other laugh,” the first source says. “Their moms have met. They’ve been very public with their relationship on social media, and they are very in love.”
A third source adds, “They are looking forward to a very long engagement together.”
If this engagement is real, these are two of the dumbest celebrities on the planet.
They are both 24 years old.
Grande just broke up with DUI-earning, codeine-addicted, car-crashing rapper Mac Miller. Davidson just broke up with Cazzie David (Larry David’s daughter).
Davidson got two tattoos declaring his love for Grande after dating her for two weeks. Two weeks.
Davidson and Grande have been dating for a grande total of four weeks. Seriously. We have milk in our refrigerator that is older than this couple.
And, after four haze-filled weeks of romance, borderline personality disorder, PTSD recovery, drugs, alcohol, parties, and tattoos, these two kids are ready to proceed to a lifelong commitment? Riiight. That makes total sense.
We have so much to say about Pete’s mental illness and lack of sobriety and its impact on his decision-making ability and impulse control that we don’t know where to begin. For now, suffice to say that this engagement is actually a rather interesting outcome of all those issues.
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