[Blind Gossip] We talk about faux relationships all the time. Sometimes they are constructed to mask the true sexual preference of one or both parties. Sometimes they are purely for promotional purposes, to increase TV ratings or movie ticket sales or album sales.
This faux relationship was assembled for a very different reason. It was to discredit anybody who claimed that this under-30 female was having an affair with one of the most famous men in the world. They had to find her an alternative public boyfriend to put some credible distance between her and the much older married man.
The only problem? They paired her with the wrong faux boyfriend! Cute and more age-appropriate… but a bad person with a sordid history that caused him to get fired. Yes, fired!
What a disaster. Now that he’s been fired, they have to find a replacement for him really fast. She will “break up” with him and will be seen dating someone new within the next few weeks.
With all the resources at their disposal, they should have done their due diligence on him in the first place. They won’t make that mistake again.
The next one will be more thoroughly vetted.
Similar: The Dawn Of Another Faux Romance
Very Famous Married Man:
Faux Boyfriend Who Got Fired:
[Optional] Smart to pair her off with a boyfriend?
We told you one week ago that she was going to “break up” with her faux boyfriend very soon.
Well, it just happened!
That’s all for now.
Woman: Hope Hicks
Very Famous Married Man: President Donald Trump
Faux Boyfriend Who Got Fired: Rob Porter
Hope Hicks just resigned from her job as White House Communications Director.
Remember when author Michael Wolff said in his new book that President Trump was having an affair with someone in The White House (see Trump Having An Affair With Back Door Woman)?
Conspiracy theorists quickly closed in on Hope Hicks and Nikki Haley as the most likely candidates.
Former South Carolina Governor and current U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley is 46, married, has two kids and does not spend much time at The White House. Not a likely suspect.
However, 29-year-old White House Communications Director Hope Hicks actually works at The White House, is single and pretty… and is in regular proximity to Trump. That made her a more likely suspect.
Now, to be clear, we are NOT saying that Hicks and Trump had an affair or did not have an affair. What we ARE saying is that once people started linking Hicks with Trump, The White House had a problem on its hands. Those rumors had to be quashed.
In this case, suddenly “revealing” Hicks’ relationship with White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter worked… until Porter himself was revealed to be a wife beater.
Of course they had to immediately get rid of Porter AND disassociate him from Hicks.
Unfortunately, the problem did not go away once Porter was gone.
A couple of weeks later, Omarosa Manigault Whatever yapped on Celebrity Big Brother about someone who was sleeping around in The White House (see White House Sexy Time)… and all eyes were on Hope Hicks again!
The rumors about her relationship with Trump kicked right back up. Hicks was now a liability and there was no time to pair her off with another faux boyfriend. She had to go, too.
They didn’t sneak her out through the tunnels like they did when JFK had his affair with Marilyn Monroe (watch White House Down for details!). She didn’t have to be escorted out by Secret Service under protest like Omarosa Manigault Whatever.
Hope Hicks just quietly resigned… and exited through the front door.
Congratulations to Slappyjr69 for being first with the correct response!
Related: White House Sexy Time