[Blind Gossip] These two idiots walk into a bar.
Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke.
These two idiots are both daughters of musical icons.
Neither one is concerned about an education or a job. They are both living on family money, supplemented by “modeling” jobs.
They are both barely legal, but only in some states. They are both heavy drinkers/drug users. One prefers coke. The other prefers pills. They have really bonded over these hobbies and are now besties. They walk into a lot of bars and clubs and restaurants and parties together. They expect to be served.
There are two well-known “real” models who are already taking bets on which of the two idiots winds up in a hospital/rehab center next.
Similar: Yacht Girl Running Wild
Two Real Models:
[Optional] Where do you think the two idiots will be in five years?