CDAN – This B list television comic actor(#1) was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host (#2) increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other (#3)

David Spade (perv), Heidi Klum, and Seal.
Bingo!
I am so on board with that.
Sheen/Klum/Seal
Charlie Sheen’s the one who likes to pay for it!
No guess here! But I doubt it would be Klum! She is german and very straight forward. IL bélier she would have been very shocked at the very first offer and would have slapped the offender
! Can’t believe she would have let him “bid” l’île that!
Just a feeling!
I would think seal would kick #1′s a* (that is if heidi didn’t at first for being offended at the offer) therefore I am going to throw in jenny m and jim carrey for 2 & 3
Heidi Klum is 4 months pregnant so I really hope it’s not her.
The commedian I don’t know but I am going to guess Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey for the couple.
But the celebrity significant other is described as “very talented”. That rules out Lachey.
Tracy Morgan?
I’m thinking older comic actor (no clue), but Julie Chen as his target with Moonves as the husband.
If it is Heidi Klum, kudos to her.
If it is Heidi Klum, guy must really be a joker to think he can get her to stray from Seal! And, yes, good for her!
What about Russell Brand for no 1 – it sounds just up his street, and he can claim it was just a joke.
Wasn’t he just on “Chelsea Lately”? So Russell Brand for no. 1; Chelsea Handler for no. 2; and she’s dating Ted Harbert, CEO of Comcast (would that qualify for talented celebrity?)
Maybe, but Chelsea Handler would probably have more fun with that. From what I’ve seen on her show, she’d probably jokingly agree.
Or ask for a ridiculous amount of money. She’d bargain for it.