BuzzFoto – This actress is known for her comedy chops, primarily playing the ditzy blonde role (even though she’s decidedly brunette). We were sad to hear from a former employee of hers that she is in fact a raving witch in real life. She once threw an omelet (yes, the kind with eggs) at her maid, who was terrified and spoke very little English. Yikes.
It’s not Sarah Silverman.
Anna Faris
Anna Faris?
no idea but is she a blonde girl or not? if she’s blonde girl, i say Amy Poehler or Leslie Man or Anna Faris!
Meg Ryan?
Does “decidedly brunette” mean she naturally has dark hair? If so, then it cannot be Anna Faris because she’s naturally a blonde.
Amy Poehler or Anna Faris
i hate to say it, but I am thinking this is Zooey. As much as I don’t want to think such a thing.
Molly Shannon!!
Tea Leoni
Not that I am very excited to admit this, but the first person that came to mind was Kristin Chenoweth. The comedy bit should be obvious. She does seem to play the ditzes. “Sad to hear”… She IS extremely beloved. “Raving Witch in real life”.. She was the first Glinda in “Wicked”. I really hope this isn’t her. She seems so cool.
good guess!
Uh, Reese Witherspoon?
Chelsea Handler?
Yes, I agree with Chelsea Handler. She seems like she would be a real B in person but she is freakin hilarious.
witherspoon? is she really a brunette?
Isla Fisher? I don’t know, she just came to mind immediately.
I’m pretty sure they are saying she is brunette but tends to play the ditzy roles which are typical of a dumb blonde (decidedly means ‘without a doubt’). Add to that the fact that they say it’s not Sarah (assuming we may have thought it was) it is pretty clear we are supposed to be looking for a brunette.
Mila Kunis? She played a moron in that 70′s show and she’s a brune
Lisa Kudrow
I agree
anna farris was my first guess.
lol, Sarah Silverman. I don’t think anyone would’ve though ‘blonde roles’ for her.
Eggs…Baby Mama…Amy Poehler
Brittany Murphy
It has to be Rita Coolidge!
LMAO! You mean Jennifer “Stifler’s Mom” Coolidge? That’s actually an excellent guess.
I HOPE not…I LOVE Jennifer Coolidge!
omg people stop guessing blondes! Also Isla Fisher has red hair.
To the person who said Mila Kunis… I’d almost agree with that but what has she been in recently? This one is hard.
Mila Kunis was just in forgetting sarah marshall and max payne.
they are def talking about a brunette.
It’s definitely a b-lister. I’m guessing Anna Faris. Don’t blame her. It’s very frustrating when those illegals don’t speak English.
wow thats rude!
I almost don’t even want to respond to you blister, but…
I know that when most of our ancestors LEGALLY immigrated to this country their English wasn’t perfect.
And speaking of being able to read and/or write, did you happen to see the part about the actress being “decidely brunette?”
Here’s how Wikipedia defines your screenname –
“The word “blister” entered English in the 14th century. It came from the Middle Dutch “bluyster”, and was a modification of the Old French “blostre” which meant a leprous nodule — a rise in the skin due to leprosy.”
Good choice.
Seriously, people, can’t you tell when someone is joking? Try looking up “sarcasm” in that dictionary.
lol smokey
Meg Ryan and Tea Leoni are psycho b* in real life, but I don’t think this one is about them. I’ve heard Leslie Mann isn’t the nicest, either, and treats her husband like dirt, but she’s a real blonde, I think. I think this is someone who is unquestionably brunette but colors their hair blonde to play the ditzy blonde role (I know others interpret this differently, saying it is only the type-casted blonde ditz, but I don’t think so – the blind says she actually plays the blonde ditz, hence she colors her hair …). Anna Faris is brunette and fits, and that makes me slightly sad, too
(I say slightly, because I used to like her, but after her stupid remark that date rape can be funny, like in her new movie, I’ve lost all respect and regard for her and Seth Rogen).
Rachel Ray?
Molly Shannon, Susie Essman, Tracy Ullman
i see amy poehler pretty regularly and know several people who work with her or for her. everyone who interacts with her only has the nicest things to say about her. it would be impossible to imagine her fitting into this blind item
I’ve heard only nice things about Poehler and Chenoweth. Anna Faris, from an on-set source, is really difficult to work with and I wouldn’t be suprised if this BI is about her. (“witch” = Scary Movie?)
if its someone who is always brunette…what about Megan Mullaly? she was definitely a ditz on Will and Grace.
Sandra Bullock? she and Nicole Kidman played witches in the movie “practical magic.”
Yeah, I hate to agree because I love her but I thought of Sandra Bullock when I reread the BI.
Aniston. She played ditzy Rachel and she most certainly is a brunette like dark brunette in real life
Comedy chops, dumb blonde, witch, ect.. makes me think of Cameron Diaz. The brunette thing throws me off though, unless she’s recently died her hair dark.
I give up on this one.
Faris is naturally blonde, she dyed her hair black for the Scary Movie roles. This seems to be about a natural brunette. Maybe Sarah Jessica Parker?
Tina Fey?
THE BLIND SAYS THE ACTRESS PLAYS THE “DITZY BLONDE” ROLES BUT IS IN FACT A BRUNETTE! Why is it that hard to understand?! Almost everyone named someone who is blonde. THE ACTRESS IN THIS BLIND IS NOT BLONDE, SHE IS BRUNETTE, shouldn’t the sarah silverman remark be a hint to any of you? geez…
with that being said I have no idea who it could be, I’m just dissapointed that no one has any reasonable guesses, people read ditzy blonde and stopped right there and started making guesses that don’t make any sense in regards to the blind.
…but it also doesn’t say she isn’t bleached!
She is a brunette who has dyed her hair blonde to play the rolls so it you love who struggles with understanding and that is why everyone else is debating who is a natural blonde and who is not
megan mullally
I’m guessing Molly Shannon
molly shannon doesnt play dumb blondes- she plays weirdos.
dumb blonde usually means sexy and dumb- molly shannon is not exactly sexy.
Selma Blair?
i do know that megan mullally loves eggs…
but her character wasnt exactly ditzy on Wand G, but more a rich, out of touch socialite type.
and I met her once and she was nice, but thats no guarantee.
the key words here are- brunette comedy actress who plays dumb, sexy characters…
i dont think anyone has nailed it yet.
jennifer tilly! anyone???
she plays dumb ditzes in everything she does. always the dumb blonde, but shes always raven haired. anyone else agree?
She looks like she’d be a witch with a capital b.
I still love her though! That b* is bad.
Jenny McCarthy
I think thats a good guess! She seems like she would be a total B*in real life
I can pretty much guarantee it isn’t Chenoweth. She is nothing but nice, and I am 99% she hasn’t had a maid. Mullally I have also heard is very nice as well, another Oklahoma native, so I doubt it’s her as well.
Wow, just WOW. Have to agree with ROB – I have never seem a more clueless bunch. You guys need to forget the BI even mentions being blonde. PERIOD.
It is *not* talking about a blonde, it is *not* referring to a blonde that dyes her hair for roles (did you not notice it says it is NOT Sarah Silverman? Does Sarah dye her hair?)
The “blonde” part of the blind item is talking about the CHARACTER PERSONALITY TYPES she plays. “Ditzy blonde” is the attitude, not the hair color. Some of you have pointed out several that fit this type including Jennifer Tilly – a brunette that always plays a “ditzy blonde” type.
GEEZ!
Christina Applegate?