You Can’t Replace Dynamite

dynamite[Blind Gossip] We can’t answer the question as to why this actor is usually such a jerk. However, we can answer the question about why he has been particularly out of control lately.

His ego.

He came of age as a star. With a recent film opening came the harsh reality that his star has fallen and that he is replaceable. His friends say that he “goes back and forth between depression and lots of crazy activity that eventually turns into a drinking session.” Unfortunately, “He just isn’t capable of having a drink or two to relax.” They say that he has actually been rampaging for the past two or three weeks, drinking and swearing and arguing, and that it isn’t just a coincidence that this all happened while the film was opening.

“He said that ‘they’ are going to be sorry” that they replaced him because he is “still the biggest f*cking star on the planet” and that the fans “are with me on this.” He also claims that when the film flops the producers “are going to come crawling back to me” because “you can’t replace dynamite with geriatric.”

No, it doesn’t make much sense, but, then again… neither does he.

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