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  1. LooLoo
    June 5, 2014

    Oh no, not Sting!! That is really disheartening. Obviously “You don’t want to stand too close to him” points directly at him, though. Nooooo!

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    • Bromance1979
      June 6, 2014

      This!

      The Twitter clues back it up. He claims to have sex for hours and was on tour last year.

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      • katt388
        June 6, 2014

        Great guess/ I think you are right, and isn’t Trudie “occupied” with the personal chef Joe

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    • separatrix
      June 6, 2014

      Totally this. Also, several years ago, he and his wife bragged about their tantric sex. Hours and hours of it.

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    • SheilaK
      June 6, 2014

      BINGO!

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      • Scorpio13
        June 6, 2014

        I totally missed the biggest clue “You don’t want to stand too close to him.” A play on words for the Police song “Don’t Stand So Close To Me”. DUH!!

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    • Jack Draper
      June 9, 2014

      Yeah, this ain’t even “blind”.

      LOL though at all the comments guessing other people.

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  2. rpca26
    June 5, 2014

    Sting

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  3. carriebradshaw
    June 5, 2014

    JayZ?

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  4. bumblebea63
    June 5, 2014

    Kanye West? “Of all time” makes me think of him and his Beyonce rant when Swift won an award.

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  5. mental iceberg
    June 5, 2014

    Well, Keith Richards is my favourite…but I’d say this sounds more like don’t stand so close me Sting

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  6. Ivee
    June 5, 2014

    Keith Richards?

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    • Mardy Bum
      June 6, 2014

      Yeah he’s my favorite too. Back in the mid-late 60’s, he was way hot. He was in the 70’s too, when he bathed.

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  7. hushhush
    June 5, 2014

    This is making think of JT??

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    • hushhush
      June 5, 2014

      *me think. Curse trying to type on a smartphone. :)

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  8. stolidog
    June 5, 2014

    Sting? “Don’t stand so close to me [him]” being the clue?

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  9. Kerzep
    June 5, 2014

    Tom Jones

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  10. ravenglass
    June 5, 2014

    Sting

    “You don’t want to stand too close to him.”=Don’t Stand So Close To Me

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  11. tuckerlee123
    June 5, 2014

    Bono. Long-rumored to have BO and “prides” himself being a clue to U2 song “Pride (In the Name of Love.”

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    • raslebol
      June 6, 2014

      See the bonus clues and “don’t stand too close to him= Don’t stand so close to me = Sting

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  12. SuzNYC
    June 5, 2014

    Kanye West

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  13. leighleigh
    June 5, 2014

    Sting? (don’t stand too close to him)

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  14. sassay
    June 5, 2014

    Sting!

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  15. echooscar
    June 5, 2014

    Sting

    every stop – every step
    don’t stand so close to me don’t stand so close to him

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  16. generalZod
    June 5, 2014

    gordon sumner aka sting.
    one of his big songs with the police was don’t stand so close to me.

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  17. TheBinch
    June 5, 2014

    Sting, AKA “Stink.”

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  18. Synapse3
    June 5, 2014

    Paul McCartney?

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  19. MizzAnon
    June 5, 2014

    That was easy. Don’t stand so close to… Sting. His philandering is well known in the music world. Then again, it’s more surprising to find a rock star who is faithful versus one who isn’t.

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  20. terry123
    June 5, 2014

    Sting

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  21. diamonddiamond
    June 5, 2014

    Artist:Sting

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  22. keeley123
    June 5, 2014

    Sting? Clue: Don’t stand so close to me?

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  23. gizmondo
    June 5, 2014

    Sting – “don’t stand too close to me” was a song by the Police

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  24. scumby
    June 5, 2014

    David Bowie or Sting

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  25. scumby
    June 5, 2014

    Oh Sting (Don’t Stand Too Close to Me)

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  26. pineapple
    June 5, 2014

    Keith Urban

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  27. sweetmel
    June 5, 2014

    Sting

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  28. gotsomemoxie
    June 5, 2014

    I’m going with Sting. “don’t… stand too close…”

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  29. GrannyGoose
    June 5, 2014

    Smells like Bruce Springsteen to me! Ewwwwww!

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  30. MEC
    June 5, 2014

    Sting
    – married, super famous musician
    – “don’t want to stand too close to him” = The Police’s “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”
    – google sting + body odor

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  31. LeeLee12345
    June 5, 2014

    Sting, “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”

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  32. NoseyNana2008
    June 5, 2014

    Ted Nugent

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  33. SassySeaDweller
    June 5, 2014

    Sting

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  34. malkatz
    June 5, 2014

    “Don’t stand too close” Sting?

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  35. iocaine
    June 5, 2014

    Gordon Sumner

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  36. paulamaria
    June 5, 2014

    No idea but I’ll go with Bruce Springsteen.

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  37. cocochine
    June 5, 2014

    Artist: Sting

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  38. cenagirl
    June 5, 2014

    Sting?

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  39. Roxy
    June 5, 2014

    Sting, “Don’t Stand So Close To Me.”

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  40. shannonrose
    June 5, 2014

    Kanye West. Clue – “artists of all time” referring to his speech interrupting taylor swift

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  41. duninolaw
    June 5, 2014

    Sting (Don’t Stand So Close to Me)

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  42. CousinDupree
    June 5, 2014

    Gonna’ say Sting.

    “You don’t want to stand too close to him” = “Don’t Stand Too Close To Me.”
    Plus, in his younger days (Early Police) he was rumored to be a horn-dog.

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  43. waitinonthesun
    June 5, 2014

    Kanye West

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  44. OhSoLittleMouse
    June 5, 2014

    Sting stinks? LOL

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  45. calumsmom
    June 5, 2014

    Sting? The only reason I’m thinking this is because of his song “Don’t Stand So Close To Me”.

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  46. EastCoaster
    June 5, 2014

    I haven’t seen the bonus hints yet, but am guessing Sting is the stinker. Because his former band, The Police, had a song titled “Don’t Stand so Close to Me.”

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  47. Fortune Cookie
    June 5, 2014

    He’s frequented strip clubs when on tour… it’s been said he can fell a statue with his body odor and that he’s quite proud of that too… Sting!

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  48. Pinks
    June 5, 2014

    Chad Kroeger

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    • Pinks
      June 5, 2014

      Or Kanye. Since his Swifty interruption included him saying that Bey’s video was the best “of all time.”

      I’d prefer it be the douche-nozzle Kroeger, though. He just seems like he’d stink.

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  49. Lady Marmalade
    June 5, 2014

    Sting.”Don’t stand so close to me.”

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  50. goldieb
    June 5, 2014

    Don’t stand, don’t stand, don’t stand so close to….Sting!

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    • goldieb
      June 5, 2014

      And Sting was on tour last year.

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  51. amandajo
    June 5, 2014

    Sting: don’t stand so close to me.

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  52. ikewad
    June 5, 2014

    Artist: Sting
    The clue is the song “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”

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  53. mquinn
    June 5, 2014

    Justin Timberlake

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  54. spainqueen22
    June 5, 2014

    Sting. Clue: you don’t want to stand to close to him is play on Police lyrics.

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  55. RedGirl77
    June 5, 2014

    Sting! You don’t want to stand so close to him. “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” was a Police song

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  56. Oh merde!
    June 5, 2014

    JAY Z

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  57. RedGirl77
    June 5, 2014

    He was out with Paul Simon this year.

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    • goldieb
      June 5, 2014

      But not NOW, currently.

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  58. RedGirl77
    June 5, 2014

    Annnnnnd, the hooker reference: Roxanne

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  59. justbeingmiley
    June 5, 2014

    of all time? I want to say Yeezy but I thought he was gay…tho they could be gay hookers?

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  60. SarahX
    June 5, 2014

    Sting

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  61. NYCMEL
    June 5, 2014

    Sting
    The clue being “don’t stand too close to him”

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  62. Jason L
    June 5, 2014

    Sting. Clue: “You don’t want to stand too close to him.” The Police had a hit called “Don’t Stand So Close to Me.”

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  63. Lelaina Pierce
    June 5, 2014

    Stink.

    I mean, Sting.

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  64. dds
    June 5, 2014

    Easy. Sting

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  65. slantrhyme
    June 5, 2014

    Sting (don’t stand so close to him)

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  66. creeping_thistle
    June 5, 2014

    This has to be some real legend, someone we all kinda like as an artist, and a bit older (it takes a lot to become one of the “artists of all time”).
    I was undecided between Prince and Bruce Springsteen.
    As per Twitter bonus clue, it’s Springsteen, because he isn’t touring this year, while Prince is. If you’re thinking of Sting, he’s also touring this year. So it’s The Boss (hog….)

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    • creeping_thistle
      June 5, 2014

      Phew, I had NO idea this Sting thing was so well-known. But what about the tour dates, currently listed on his own page?

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  67. karriganelyse
    June 5, 2014

    STING! ewww

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  68. wfreshie
    June 5, 2014

    those poor hookers, and the traveling companion…ew ew ew

    whats wrong with this person???

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  69. Best Man
    June 5, 2014

    Sting. Trudi Styler said on Howard Stern that their marriage in open. But only one way, his way.

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  70. ccrider
    June 5, 2014

    STING… Yuck and too bad!
    Not only clue of “don’t stand so close to me” he also has a song “all this time”.

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  71. CanaryCry
    June 5, 2014

    Sting has prided himself on not using soap in the shower. So that’s gotta be him.

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  72. cally2
    June 5, 2014

    The Sting/body odor thing is from Uncyclopedia, which is a parody site (i.e. they make stuff up because it’s funny.) Plus, Sting is on tour this year. I don’t thin it’s him.

    My guess was originally Kanye West (“of all time” referencing the VMAs, plus we all know he is married now), but the Yeezus Tour is also still going this year, so I don’t know.

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  73. WheresMyHalo
    June 5, 2014

    Elton John. He is married. He has songs called I’m Still Standing, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road which might fit. Hope it is not him though!

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  74. jgduplante
    June 6, 2014

    BONUS CLUES FROM TWITTER:

    @blindgossipcom: Hooker Stench: He doesn’t really have sex for hours and hours. But he likes that you think he does.

    @blindgossipcom: Hooker Stench: He is not currently on tour, but he was on tour within the past year.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8980773/Trudie-Styler-Tantric-sex-All-day-long-With-Sting-If-only….html

    It’s DEFINITELY Sting. Yuck!

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  75. lisaNJ
    June 6, 2014

    Definitely Sting. The second Twitter clue references Sting’s infamous quotes on having tantric sex for hours and hours.

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  76. scumby
    June 6, 2014

    it’s Stink, I mean Sting -the bonus clue referred to this tantric sex claims

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  77. lovefifteen
    June 6, 2014

    The bonus clue on Twitter about how this singer likes people to believe that his sex last for hours and hours (even though it doesn’t) definitely confirms that it’s Sting, who always had that rumor about 8 hour tantric sex sessions.

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  78. classact
    June 6, 2014

    sting…met him in the early 2000’s when the desert album came out. he stinks.

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  79. mariaj
    June 6, 2014

    I remember someone told me that he doesn’t shower too much, looong ago, so it’s thrue? Damn. And yeah, someone wrote that he sayd can have sex for 5-6 hours long, thanks to tantra yoga, but then he has explained that it was more like lazy, long hours spent doing sex, having thea, doing maybe some yoga exercises, relax, then restart sex again, a thing like this:).

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  80. august
    June 6, 2014

    Stings an asshole, this proves it.

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  81. 1nski
    June 6, 2014

    Definitely Sting because he was renowned for practicing “tantric sex” which is supposed to last for hours. Obviously this is not the case with him.

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  82. Kyiaj
    June 6, 2014

    Justin Timberlake

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  83. 15milliondollarbunny
    June 6, 2014

    All signs point to STING. Man, does this sting. I thought he and Trudie Styler were devoted and loyal. Pfffttt. Now I wonder about The Boss and Patti…..

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  84. aperitto
    June 7, 2014

    With the bonus clues, nobody could deny that this isn’t Sting.

    Sting. I love easy blinds!

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  85. Lisa
    June 27, 2014

    Sting

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