The Broke High Thief

woman thief[Blind Gossip] Before she became successful, this funny and famous female used to engage in some very questionable behaviors. Let’s talk about it!

First of all, she spent much of her twenties high completely wasted on a combination of c*caine and ecstasy and alcohol. There was rarely a day that went by when she was not high or dr*nk or stoned.

Secondly, her coke habit left her chronically broke. Although she was working a “normal” job before she was famous, she was always borrowing money from friends and coworkers to pay the rent. Even after she made it, she never paid most of them back.

Thirdly, she would steal things from other people’s homes at house parties. She would take pills, jewelry, and anything else she could use to get high or peddle for a quick buck.

Finally, whenever she got high, she would want to make out… but only with women! No men. Ever. She has been in relationships with several famous men since then, so it’s interesting to note that she chose differently when she was high.

Do her famous friends know about her questionable past? And has she engaged in any of these same behaviors with them lately?

She:

Famous Exes:

Famous Friends:

Share on FacebookShare on Google+Tweet about this on TwitterShare on RedditShare on TumblrPin on Pinterest

75 comments to The Broke High Thief

  • morgannicolesmith

    omg i dont know

  • JeanRalphio

    She: Chelsea Handler
    Famous Exes: Fifty Cent, Andre Balazs
    Famous Friends: Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon

    • Bromance1979

      Yes!

      Clue: “And has she engaged in any of these same behaviors with them LATELY?”

      She doesn’t hide the fact she did a lot of drugs and is a lush. Her books are filled with stories of her drug use. She doesn’t admit to being a raging coke addict, though.

    • jasper

      Add Zach Galifianakis to the Friends list. There’s a clip with them talking and she gets him to admit they shared a bed when they were both struggling to get their breaks. They make it a point that they never had sex, so this may also back the “only ladies when high” angle.

  • ravenglass

    She: Chelsea Handler

    Exes: 50 Cent/ Dave Salmoni

    Friends: Jennifer Aniston/Reese Witherspoon/Charlize Theron

    • ravenglass

      She’s also friends with Gwyneth Paltrow.

      Though now successful, I’m pretty sure not much has changed. She speaks proudly of her alcohol & drug use. I used to be a fan but now I’m a little sick of hearing about her antics.

      “…behaviors with them lately?”= CHELSEA LATELY

      “Let’s talk about it!”=talk show host

    • ravenglass

      After reading the names of some of her exes, she doesn’t seem to have a specific type. Rich businessmen, the rugged outdoorsy Salmoni, comedian David Alan Grier & homophobic 50″I’m not a pitcher”(catcher?!)Cent.

    • redstilettos

      Ugh. She needs to go away. She claims to be a ‘comedian’ but she’s not funny and apparently treats her staff horribly.

  • momof3

    She:Sarah Silverman or Chelsea Handler

    Famous Exes:Jimmy Kimmel or 50 cent

    Famous Friends:

  • augustmom

    My first thought was Chelsea Handler, idk enough about her to answer the rest.

  • augustmom

    Second guess is Sarah Silverman, one famous ex is Jimmy Kimmel.

  • kilimanjaro

    Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately
    50 Cent, David Alan Grier, Ted Harbert
    Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Reece Witherspoon.

  • GeorgiaR

    Chelsea Handler

  • CrossingTheLine

    Chelsea Handler

    • CrossingTheLine

      Famous Exes: Andre Balzas, 50 Cent, etc
      Famous Friends: Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, etc

  • Erin

    Sarah Silverman??

  • Ana-nj

    I dont know why but I feel this is about Chelsea Handler. She is a famous comedian, has famous friends like Jennifer Aniston; Charlize Teron; etc. She had a relationship with 50 Cents, a famous animal trainer, a well known hotelier. She is usually drinking vodka all day as she said it or let it know before or after tapping her show. And I got the vibe from here that she might kissed a couples of women as well. The clue being “lately”, the name of her show “Chelsea Lately”.

  • stolidog

    Chelsea Handler, Fiddy!, sad emoticon come to life Jenny Anniston (and a whole host of others)

  • josiew25

    Chelsea Handler!

  • Markray19

    “Lately”? Chelsea Handler! But doesn’t she still get high and drink all the time?

  • Miss Demeanor

    Kathy Griffin? The red hair looks like her.

  • MacTalk

    Chelsea Handler

  • RedGirl77

    Chelsea Handler? The use of the word “Lately.”
    Famous Friend being Famous friend herself, Jennifer Anniston

  • Lil Debbull

    Joan Rivers?

  • PoniTayl

    She: Chelsea Handler

    Famous Exes: Dave Salmoni, David Alan Grier, Ted Harbert, 50 Cent, Andre Balazs

    Famous Friends: Jennifer Aniston, Charlize Theron, & Reese Witherspoon, for a few.

  • scumby

    Kathy Griffin
    Exes:Levi Johnston, Steve Wozniak, Isaiah Mustafa
    Friends: Cher, Anderson Cooper, Rosie O’Donnell, Seinfeld, Whoopi

  • sfgal

    Sarah Silverman? I think Jimmy Kimmel was one of her exes. Trying to think of funny women. Can’t imagine Tina Fey, but who knows. Amy Poehler? Chelsea Handler would be no surprise obviously. Kathy Griffin doesn’t even drink.

  • raslebol

    Chelsea h?

  • Mixtape

    She: Chelsea Handler. Famous Exes and Friends: Probably easier to name all the people in Hollywood NOT on this list, like Sean Connery, or Dame Judi Dench… yeah, those are the only two names I can think of.

  • orangeblossom

    This makes me think of Chelsea Handler- “lately” and funny female

  • missmissy

    Chelsey handler

  • Elisa

    I would have guessed Chelsea Handler, but the blind says this person is funny.

  • grrrsuperlauren

    She: Sarah Silverman

    Famous Exes: Jimmy Kimmel, Kyle Dunnigan

    Famous Friends: Chelsea Handler ???

  • kerriedub

    Chelsea Handler?

  • kittypryde777

    She: Chelsea Handler
    Famous Exes: Andres Balazs, 50 Cent (sort of, hookup mainly)
    Famous Friends: Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, Reese Witherspoon

  • sidhu105

    Chelsea Handler
    André Balazs, 50 cent, Ted Harbert
    Jennifer Aniston, Gwenyth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron, Leah Remini, Jenny McCarthy,

  • frog780913

    hmm.. Chelsea Handler????

  • kelno19

    Hmm, I’m guessing Chelsea Handler. 50 Cent, Ted Harbert as the exes, famous friends: Reese Witherspoon & Jennifer Aniston

  • tuckerlee123

    She: Chelsea Handler

    Famous Exes: 50 Cent

    Famous a Friends: Jennifer Aniston, the Goop

  • Jinkies

    She: Chelsea Handler

    Famous Exes: 50 cent, David Alan Grier, Ted Harbert (Chairman of NBC Broadcasting)

    Famous Friends: Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow

  • mamabee

    I’ll go with Chelsea Handler, with famous exes being David Allen Grier and 50 cent, and of course her pals Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, etc. Clue: “Let’s talk about it!”= her talk show. (First time poster!)

  • lisako

    Chelsea Handler. Clue: lately, show Chelsea Lately

  • yamzil1

    Chelsea Handler?

  • lily is my puppy

    Sarah Silverman
    Jimmy Kimmel
    Dax Shepard, Matt Damon, Michelle Williams, Cameron Diaz

  • agarone6

    She: Chelsea Handler
    Famous Exes: 50 Cent
    Famous Friends: Jennifer Aniston

  • Boston20

    chelsea handler?

  • I Am PunkA

    Can we talk?

    Joan Rivers

  • tara17

    Chelsea Handler? There isn’t a lot about her prior to 2006 and she certainly has famous friends, such as Jennifer Aniston.

  • WellHelloThere

    Must be Chelsea Handler. Dated 50 Cent, friends with Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon.

  • KT78

    She: Chelsea Handler

    Famous Exes: 50 Cent

    Famous Friends: Jennifer Aniston

  • sugarbread

    chelsea handler
    50 cent andre balaz.. probably dumped her b/c she was stealing from the hotel rooms he owned
    anniston
    theron
    goopy
    says it all

  • yinyang

    First sentence I got Chelsea Handler..

  • darock

    Whoopie Goldberg

  • clarkster

    Chelsea Handler
    Exes: 50 Cent, Ted Harbert – Comcast CEO, Andre Balazs – Hotelier
    Famous friends: Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock

  • zooba

    Chelsea Handler

    Exes: 50 cent, Andre Balazs

    Friends: Jen Aniston, Reese

  • scumby

    Chelsea Handler is funny?????????????

  • LeahLynn28

    Wth?I wonder how she wasn’t caught,arrested or killed.She’s lucky her friends have no idea she was a thief,a junkie and a drunk.If that’s really Chelsea Chandler,i’ll be surprised.But anyway,that’s a past that i doubt she wants back to haunt her.

  • BlindNotDumb

    Jenny McCarthy

    Exes: Jim Carrey, Brian Ehrlacher

    Friends: Does she have any?

    • PardonMyNerdity

      I was going to say McCarthy with the whole “Let’s talk” thing since she just joined The Talk. And she’s had lots of famous boyfriends. Just my guess though.

  • gotsomemoxie

    Definitely Chelsea.

  • greeneyze

    Courtney Love

    Ex: Curt Cobain + MANY others

  • carriebradshaw

    Chelsea Handler, because of this “lately” in the blind.

  • Hello

    Longtime Lurker.. first time poster.

    She: is definate : Winona Ryder

    Famous Exes: she had quite a list of famous exes: here we go: soo
    Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, Rob Low, I think David Duchovny, Jay Kay, Matt Damon? Val Kilmer?

    Famous Friends:I think goopy and Christina Ricci cant think of more..

  • trixa25

    Jenny McCarty

  • Chellem

    sounds like Chelsea Handler. can’t stand her!!

  • californiabound

    I agree with it being about Chelsea Handler, but for whatever reason, my mind went right to Emma Stone…

  • spoofbyrd

    Winona was never considered funny was she ? Jenny Mccarthy or Chelsea but caption looks like Catherine Zeta Jones or Halle Berry. Could any of them be considered train wreck funny ?

  • Lo_D

    I have heard that Anne Hathaway has a pretty shady past – loved her booze and pills, etc. Also – the image with the post looks like Cat Woman and so could pay homage to her role in The Dark Knight.

  • Lisa

    Chelsea Handler