Topless Yacht

woman yacht[Blind Gossip] This Academy Award-nominated actor was partying on a yacht with a bunch of moneyed male actors.

The other men, who are all a bit older than our actor, were having a ball, drinking and laughing and chatting with several topless models that were walking around on deck.

However, our actor seemed unsure as to how to engage, so he stood awkwardly off to one side. One of the topless models tried to talk to him… but he could not even look at her! He turned beet red and started sweating. His eyes darted wildly all over the place. He looked like he was in distress.

One of the other actors came over to him to assist him. “Relax! You should talk to her,” he said, gesturing to the woman. “She likes you!”

“But… but…” he stammered.

“But what?”

“She’s NAKED! I don’t know where to look! I’ve never done this before! I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!”


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