Topless Yacht

woman yacht[Blind Gossip] This Academy Award-nominated actor was partying on a yacht with a bunch of moneyed male actors.

The other men, who are all a bit older than our actor, were having a ball, drinking and laughing and chatting with several topless models that were walking around on deck.

However, our actor seemed unsure as to how to engage, so he stood awkwardly off to one side. One of the topless models tried to talk to him… but he could not even look at her! He turned beet red and started sweating. His eyes darted wildly all over the place. He looked like he was in distress.

One of the other actors came over to him to assist him. “Relax! You should talk to her,” he said, gesturing to the woman. “She likes you!”

“But… but…” he stammered.

“But what?”

“She’s NAKED! I don’t know where to look! I’ve never done this before! I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!”

Actor:

Film/s for which he was nominated:

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    • shelaur22 says

      And The Wolf of Wall Street. There were photos of him partying on a yacht with Leo and his friends (and a bunch of naked women) off the coast of Australia.

    • TheOtherIan says

      one of my classmates in high school was from Jamaica and very very dark skinned, strikingly so compared to the other african american kids in our class. i still remember how he made the entire class and teach laugh one day. he gave some really boneheaded answer and we all laughed, teacher said you should be blushing, and my classmate responded “I am! Can’t you tell?!” generating another great laugh. my point is for someone to turn “beet red” they have to be pretty pale. so not Chiwetel Ejiofor, whom i love. he’s going to continue to make great films.

  1. MSQueen says

    No clue who it is, but I like that he seems to have some respect for women. Hope he doesn’t let Hollywood corrupt him! Stay grounded, bud!

  2. gcreptile says

    It sounds as if the actor has only been nominated once – which is why it can’t be Jonah Hill. So I guess it’s Jesse Eisenberg.
    Nominated for The Social Network.

    • ravenglass says

      Jonah was also nominated for “Moneyball.” Clues: MONEYED male actors….having a BALL

    • MyAimIsTrue says

      Wait . . .No. . . “Moneyed actors” “having a ball”. Moneyball. Must be Jonah Hill.

  3. Glitterbug622 says

    Jonah Hill nominated in The Wolf of Wall Street. Clues are moneyed and having a ball. He was also in Moneyball.

  4. redstilettos says

    I guess it’s not every day you talk to half naked people and try to have a normal convo with them. lol I wouldn’t be able to chat up a guy in Speedo much less au natural.

  5. gingersnappped says

    Jonah hill. Moneyed=moneyball. I can also hear him saying this.

    Movies- money ball and wolf of Wall Street

  6. PoniTayl says

    Actor: Tom Cruise: no doubt

    Film/s for which he was nominated:
    1) Magnolia 1999, Best Supporting Actor
    2) Jerry Maguire 1996, Best Actor in a Leading Role
    3) Born on the Fourth of July 1989, Best Actor in a Leading Role

      • PoniTayl says

        Actors that are a bit older than 50….

        Jack Nicholson is 78
        Robert DiNero is 71
        Arnold Schwarzennegger is 67
        Sylvester Stallone is 68
        Samuel L Jackson is 66
        Clint Eastwood is 84

  7. tmartex says

    I hope this was Jonah Hill.He was nominated for Moneyball and Wolf of Wall Street

  8. Jinkies says

    Actor: Jonah Hill

    Films for which he was nominated: Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall Street

    Clue: *moneyed* male actors and having a *ball* = Moneyball

  9. Jaredb21 says

    Actor: Jonah Hill
    Film/a which he was nominated for: Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall Street

  10. GoodDaySir says

    Sounds like Jonah Hill (“money”ed, having a “ball”)

    Moneyball, Wolf of Wall Street.

  11. lexicross says

    I feel like this is Jonah Hill (nominated for supporting actor for wolf on wall st.) but look is an obvious clue and I can’t figure out where it fits. Will keep thinking on it.

  12. Jaredb21 says

    Actor: Jonah Hill

    Film/s which he was nominated for:

    Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall Street

  13. missyjones294 says

    Actor: Jonah Hill
    Films: Moneyball/Wolf of Wall Street

    Clues – “MONEYed actors, having a BALL”

    I hope I’m the first on this one!

  14. Alexicon says

    Actor: Jonah Hill
    Films: Moneyball, The Wolf Of Wall Street

    ‘Moneyed’ as in ‘Moneyball’.

  15. Chumley says

    I was going to guess Steve Buscemi, but apparently he’s never been nominated for an Oscar?! Outrageous!

  16. Khadafi says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    Film/s for which he was nominated: Magnolia/Jerry Maguire/Born on the Fourth of July

  17. whowassheilahgraham says

    Jonah Hill nominated for Money Ball and Wolf of Wall Street. The scene sounds like something out of his last movie, but he would freak to encounter it in real life. Incidentally, he may have been nominated for Academy awards, but Michael Cera is so much funnier and more talented.

    • mugofmead111 says

      yeah, it sounds like a scene that would have come out of 21 jump street. :)

  18. JeanRalphio says

    Actor: Jonah Hill
    Film/s for which he was nominated: Moneyball and Wolf of Wallstreet

  19. VodkaSoaked says

    Chiwetel Eijofor maybe.

    Can’t be Jonah Hill. He is one of Leo’s buddies so I’m sure he’s used to this spectacle by now.

  20. Miss Demeanor says

    Renner? This sounds like Cannes, and I don’t know if he was there.
    The Hurt Locker

  21. Lizicia says

    Actor: Jonah Hill.
    Film(s): Moneyball (2011), Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
    Clues – “moneyed” actors, having “a ball”.

  22. MaryQuiteContrary says

    This sounds like someone who is still quite young. Or just inexperienced with hot women. Jonah Hill? Nominated for Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall street.

  23. fishfish123 says

    Jonah Hill

    “Moneyed male actors” + “having a ball” = Moneyball (a movie he was in)

  24. foreverthine says

    Actor: Jonah Hill

    Film/s for which he was nominated: Moneyball, The Wolf of Wall Street

  25. diamonddiamond says

    Wild guess – Chiwetel Ejiofor? Film: 12 Years a Slave
    I think this is the nicest blind I have read! Whoever it is they’re obviously not jaded.

  26. taishainu says

    Jonah Hill. He was nominated for an oscar for “The Wolf on Wall street” and the clue moneyed hints to him doing “Moneyball”

  27. ShadinLA says

    Leo Dicaprio? Maybe I wrongly understood the question. I read ” topless models” and “Naked” and wrote in his name.

  28. kookywooky says

    Actor: Jonah Hill

    Film/s for which he was nominated: MoneyBall & Wolf of Wall St.

  29. melissaelle says

    Jonah Hill – clues about money!
    Nominated for Moneyball and Wolf of Wall Street!

  30. j2020 says

    Actor: Jonah Hill

    Film/s for which he was nominated: “Moneyball” – “Wolf of Wall Street”

  31. brookeannx says

    Actor: Jonah Hill

    Film/s for which he was nominated: Moneyball

    Long time reader, first time commenter. I hope I’m right. :)

  32. mrsjaymack says

    the only person who comes to mind is barkhad abdi, who was nominated for captain phillips.

  33. daisy12 says

    as lainey would say, Jonah Hill two time oscar nominee and friend of marty, leo, and brange

    films: moneyball and wolf of wall street

  34. camellia says

    Jonah Hill, although this is probably a common thing now that he hangs out with Leo
    Money Ball and Wolf of Wallstreet
    “Moneyed” being the clue

  35. raslebol says

    Jonah hill last year during Wolf of Wall street break.He was with Dicaprio in Australia when they partied on an yatch with naked women.
    He was nod for WoWS

  36. cookoo says

    for me this started aounding like leonardo dicaprio to begin with but now i believe its his bashful partner in crime Jonah Hill when they were pictured together on a yacht.

  37. minx says

    This sounds like Jonah Hill, nominated for Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall Street. In fact I can just hear his voice saying “She’s naked!”

  38. Emmyb1608 says

    Actor – Jonah Hill
    Film/s for which he was nominated – Moneyball
    Clue – “were having a ball”

  39. janemare says

    Shot in the dark-

    Actor: Jonah Hill

    Film/s for which he was nominated: Moneyball and Wolf of Wall Street

  40. Sarah Connor says

    all I can think of is Jonah Hill
    Film: The Wolf of Wall Street

    the word “film” makes me think it’s a British actor though

  41. Minderella says

    I think this is Jonah Hill. He briefly discussed the orgy scene in “Wolf of Wall Street” on The Graham Norton Show and seemed a bit uncomfortable.

  42. PardonMyNerdity says

    Agree with everyone else, I think it’s Jonah Hill.

    Also, that’s too sweet, he seems like a genuinely nice guy.