Young Singer Has A Special Collection

aftersex selfie[Naughty But Nice Rob] The latest terrible trend in social media is #aftersex selfies, posted to Instagram. And like most trends young Hollywood is right on it.

The trend has a distinct air of doth-protest-too-much. And is being criticized as oversharing run amuck.

“This troubled young male singer, who is always in trouble with the law, has a private collection of after sex selfies,” one insider tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB. “So far they have not been posted on social media. However, it won’t be long before some young star posts them, he takes a picture with every girl he sleeps with. A friend of mine who has slept with a young singer a few months ago confirms that he took a picture of them together just after they had sex. She was hoping he would post it, so she could become famous, but so far, he has kept it private!”

EEWWWW, what a strange collection!

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Comments

  1. Revisionist says

    I think we all know what “young male singer” is code for. I personally though don’t see the attraction at all and would not want the experience documented for the world to see.

  2. JaneDawson says

    Joe Jonas just to be different. He already aired most of his conquests in that essay, he allegedly has that sex tape and the blonde in the photo gives me Blanda/Swift vibes.

    I’d be shocked to find Bieber actually keep photos of people that aren’t him.

  3. ecksor says

    And just like Lindsay’s purported eff list, it will magically resurface out of the trash when the remnants of Bieb’s career will go down the drain.

  4. OhGolly says

    #aftercontractingSTD
    #pleaseletmychildrenfindthissomeday
    #mydaddydidntlovemeenough
    #yolo

  5. LeahLynn28 says

    I hope it’s not Bieber…that boy is a walking STD,promiscuous and gross.Ewww
    If i see sex selfies of him one day,i’m going to wait for the end of the world…ewww,ewww,ewww!

  6. Moonpie says

    So Believers don’t mind giving it up for this nasty little man. Why aren’t hoes getting pregnant to collect that 18 years free ride.

  7. GrannyGoose says

    Sounds like Chris Brown to me. EEEEEWWWWWW! Who would actually have sex with that guy?

  8. NolaNy says

    “This troubled young male singer, who is always in trouble with the law” – Justin Bieber

  9. Booboo1068 says

    I’m so glad social media came after my generation. I was naïve enough to make irreversible mistakes and like being talked into being part of ‘selfie’ like this and have it be posted to the net (or passed around by email). God, my parents would’ve killed me! Not sure about others my age but I’m happy to be in my mid forties when I read these stories. BTW this guy is influencing many young men around their daughters who will try to talk them into taking the same kind of digital post sex pics…and post them. I know, some parents still can’t accept their little girl is having (or going to have) sex…I get it, I really do.

    Obviously my guess is Justin Bieber

    • trixa25 says

      forget Bieber that’s something Chris Brown would do. The way he talks about his “wanka” and that he joined the mile high club, hes really proud of his ding a ling

  10. Fan says

    Justin Bieber??

    It’s amazing to me that this chick would go to these lengths to be “famous.” She and all the others taking these pix just look like a bunch of skanks.

  11. CanaryCry says

    Bieber?
    John Mayer?
    Pete Doherty?
    Chris Brown?

    … just off the top of my head. Wonder if the girl will end up blowing the whistle on him a little too loud?

  12. spikelb says

    Gotta be Bieber.

    How sad that a girls self worth is that she will become ‘famous’ for having let him put his 3 inch wiener in her.