Cheater’s Crocodile Tears

crocodile tears[Blind Gossip] This male celebrity screwed up and his celebrity wife kicked him to the curb. He has made public statements about wanting her back and claims that he is doing everything possible to be a good and faithful husband.

Ha! Not even close!

Cheater has a secret girlfriend! Let’s talk about her.

She is a college student, which makes her a lot younger than Cheater. Tall girl with long, blonde hair. College Girl is attending school in the United States but is originally from another country. She is not famous.

The couple was set up by a mutual Friend. He has the same profession as Cheater, but is not quite as famous as him. Friend is from the same country as College Girl.

Cheater and College Girl have been quietly and carefully dating for several months now. He is rich, so he flies her out to stay with him wherever he goes.

So the next time you hear Cheater talking so sincerely about how hard he is working to get his wife back… know that he is shedding those crocodile tears right before hopping back into bed with his girlfriend, College Girl!

Cheater:

Wife:

College Girl (not famous):

Friend who set them up:

BONUS CLUE on Twitter later! Follow us @blindgossipcom!

BONUS CLUE! NIN (No It’s Not) Robin Thicke and Paula Patton!

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  1. Elmerblues says

    Mr. not so Thicke
    Paula my self esteem isn’t that bad Patton
    That chick he was groping in the picture leaked to the press
    ?

  2. Fan says

    King of the D-Bags: Robin Thicke
    Paula Patton
    How on earth would we know the name of this not-famous college student?

    • Fan says

      Don’t tell me the college student is that skeezy looking blonde on the other end of his hand in that famous photo….yuck.

  3. Aylola says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke
    Wife: Paula Patton
    And no clue to the college girl or Friend… but this shouldn’t even shock us

  4. cafe_au_lait says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    College Girl (not famous): I’ve got nothing

    Friend who set them up: I’ve got nothing

  5. neartstarlet says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke
    Wife: Paula Patton
    College Girl: no clue
    Friend: no clue. Pitbull?

  6. mugofmead111 says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    College Girl (not famous): The recipient of the infamous butt grab Lara Scolaro? She’s a college student, and she comes from money, but I’m not sure whether she’s American or not.

    Friend who set them up: TI? (Collaborator for “Blurred Lines”. He’s also rumored to run around and have threesomes with his wife.) TI has his own fame in his own niche, but he doesn’t have quite the amount of mainstream fame that Robin now has.

    • mugofmead111 says

      Wait…friend can’t be TI. My guess for “friend”: Justin Bieber? (Canadian, but he’s as famous if not more than Thicke.) Drake?! (He’s Canadian.)

    • bangthegong says

      It can’t be Pharrell. Pharrell is from Virginia, born & raised. Also, I think Pharrell is much more famous (and respected and beloved) than Robin Thicke. Thicke may be more infamous than Pharrell, but Pharrell is definitely more famous.

  7. waysouthofheaven says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    college girl: ???

    friend who set them up: ????

    patiently awaiting others answers . . .

  8. Sunshine Girl says

    Obviously this is Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. Don’t know who College Girl and Friend are.

  9. scumby says

    The obvious guess is Darryl Dragon and Toni Tennille. just kidding.
    The obvious guess is Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski, but he has to be too old for this.

  10. amylynnco says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    College Girl (not famous): Lana Scolaro

    Friend who set them up: Robbie Williams

  11. Nini says

    Cheater: Robin “bag of sleaze” Thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    College Girl (not famous): Lana Scolaro (from London)

    Friend who set them up: Ed Sheeran????

  12. minx says

    Well, this has to be Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. But how would we know who the college girl is if she isn’t famous?

    • minx says

      Lana Scolaro is the girl from the infamous picture, and she is from London. But the way this blind is worded it sounds like it might be someone else.

  13. emgene says

    Cheater:Robin Thicke
    Wife: Paula Patton
    College Girl: Lana Scolaro
    Friend: Pharrell Williams

  14. Booboo1068 says

    Robin Thicke
    Paula Paton (hopefully soon EX wife)
    ?
    Friend from Canada maybe – Drake?

    As usual I feel for their innocent kid. Really, some celebs need to not or stop procreating. Seriously, just stop.

  15. JennyJustice says

    Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. Don’t know about friend who set them up. How are we to know who college girl is if she’s not famous?

    • ravenglass says

      I don’t think a Muppet even gets as much hand in ass action as that girl got in that photo.

  16. frog780913 says

    Cheater is clearly Robin Thicke and wife is Paul Patton – college girl… hard to say..

  17. kookywooky says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    College Girl (not famous): ?

    Friend who set them up: Enrique Inglesias ?

  18. itismc says

    Not sure of all the details but know for certain this is slimy Robin Thicke. Run Paula run!

  19. kiley says

    Cheater:Robin thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    College Girl (not famous):???

    Friend who set them up: Drake

  20. Me Talk Pretty says

    Robin Thicke
    Paula Patton
    ?
    ?

    You know I get how anyone can get tired of someone no matter who they are, but still. For the life of me,Paula Patton is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen, and I just don’t get how some college girl is worth losing her over.

    • Okayeah says

      Eeek. I really don’t think she’s attractive at all. Not that that’s any reason to cheat, but if she’s one of the most beautiful women you’ve ever seen, where the heck do you live?

      • bangthegong says

        That’s rude… Paula looks a little more rough these days, what with her apparent substance abuse and her douchebag of a husband, but I remember the first time I saw her in “Out Of Time” and she was ridiculously gorgeous. She had a sort of young Halle Berry look. She’s still quite pretty, she’s just going through a rough patch in her life right now, which is reflecting in her presentation.

      • bangthegong says

        “Deja Vu” not “Out Of Time”. I was just thinking “early 2000s Denzel Washington movie”

  21. tmartex says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke
    Wife: Paula Patton
    College Girl: maybe the girl from the infamous hand up the skirt pic with Robin?
    Friend: no idea

  22. bjd44 says

    Good ol’ Robin Thicke. Woman is the idiot blonde leaked a few months ago in a photo where he’s got his finger up her butt. Ewwwwww!!!

  23. SuzNYC says

    5 minutes of fame ROBIN THICKE and 30 seconds of fame INSTAGRAM GIRL (Lara Scolaro) who’s ass he grabbed in the infamous picture. She’s a Brit…

  24. cookoo says

    Cheater – Robin Thicke
    Wife- Paula Patton
    college girl – Lana Scolaro – girl getting bum squidged in mirror.(originally from London)
    Friend who set them up???

  25. jerzeygirl says

    Cheater – Michael Douglas

    Wife – Catherine Zeta-Jones

    College girl – no clue

    Friend – Bart Freundlich (Julianne Moore’s husband, ha!!)

  26. Lizzard1012 says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke
    Wife: Paula Patton
    College Girl: Lana Scolaro (the long blonde haired girl whom he pinched her butt last year and is a British Socialite)
    Friend who set them up: Craig David

  27. paulamaria says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke
    Wife: Paula Patton
    College Girl: Lana Scolaro
    Friend who set them up: no idea

  28. reen57 says

    Husband obviously Thicke( yes he is)
    Wife: Patton who is thick for taking him back
    Girl: no clue. Prob from UK
    Friend: Chris Martin who has been sampling the groupies for a long time now. If I was Goop and he wanted sex with me after buying me a big bling I would turn him down too. There’s no knowing what diseases he’s got now. Same for her although she probably does a cleanse after every encounter (snark). BRW the CM guess was a SWAG.

  29. Naija_girl says

    Robin Thicke

    Paula Patton

    No idea about the college girl or the friend, but this makes me insanely mad. It’s amazing how things can change so much in a year and a half. I was a huge fan of his back in the day and i was happy about all the success he was getting, but unfortunately it all led to the dissolution of his marriage. So sad.

  30. Fergus says

    Would that be 20yo Lana Scolaro who was receiving a digital colonoscopy with those Thicke fingers at last years VMA?

    Rumor has it that it wasn’t what it looked like. He allegedly had lost his car keys, and that was the only place he hadn’t checked. Honest.

  31. Baloobie says

    What kind of friend ‘sets up’ a married man (also the father of a young child)? Robin is scum and his ‘friend’ is a tool. Paula can do so much better than him, anyway. Run girl, run!!!

  32. APMiller says

    Wife: Tori Spelling
    Cheater: Dean McDermott
    “Friend”: ?
    College girl:Emily Goodhand ?

  33. mugofmead111 says

    That bonus clue made me feel like I’ve been punked. :) We all thought it was Robin Thicke. LOL. There is even a report that he’s been hitting up strip clubs while on tour even though he said he wasn’t going to go out.

  34. suziq24 says

    Cheater: Robin Thicke

    Wife: Paula Patton

    College Girl: some Aussie chick

    Friend: Iggy Azelea (performed Blurred lines together and is from Australia and is of college age – making it more likely to have college age friends to introduce to cheater pants robin)

  35. bsawyer4 says

    Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian, no clue who the college girl is, and the friend who set them up would be someone who also plays basketball on a semi-professional level, not sure

  36. NormaDesperate says

    well your Twitter hint said it WASN’T Thicke & Patton, so now I’m officially stumped!

  37. caligrlth25 says

    Lamar odom
    khloe Kardashian
    Some chick from Spain…got nothing
    Pau Gasol being the person that set them up

  38. LeahLynn28 says

    I was going to guess Robin & Paula,but on Twitter said it’s not them.They were the only guess i had,now i have no idea who they are.
    And for the ones guessing Khloe & Lamar…why would he want to go back to her?She and her evil mother spread lies about him all over the internet…on purpose,to make him look the bad guy and Khloe the poor victim.All he did months before the split was run away from her and her pathetic and greedy family.They humiliated him in public…and i’ve never heard of him making public statements to get her back and become a faithful husband.

  39. elleohelle says

    I feel like the NIN in the clue has to stand for something- Nine Inch Nails? What’s Trent Reznor up to these days?

  40. candymandie says

    Robin is just gross. He got one hit song and now he think’s Frank Sinatra. Way to *uck your family douche.

    • mugofmead111 says

      This could be it. Australia is known for crocodiles (thanks to the last Steve Irwin). 😉

  41. mamakris says

    Cheater: Taye Diggs

    Wife: Idina Menzel

    College Girl (not famous): A girl from France
    Friend who set them up: Djimon Hounsou(emigrated to France when he was 13)

  42. mamacitab says

    celebrity=not an actor or singer
    MARIO AND RAMONA SINGER FROM RHONY

    weren’t they seen out together on a date?