Why Cougar Has A Serious Grip On This Baller

cougar basketball[Hollywood Street King] This basketball blind item subject kicked Taraji P. Henson to the curb … after he landed a Key to the Reality TV world. Though he did get the spotlight he desired, that Key has proven to come at a big price!

Know why? Not only has his dr*g dirt — and DL doings — been put on blast, reports reveal he’s getting hit for TWO meal-tickets AND $5 million in real estate and a ring. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Ben Flajnik’s cougar-sponsor.

That cougar is said to have some heavy leverage on our blind item subject. We’re talking about a sex tape that’s said to feature our mystery man, co-starring the dude he was caught on camera rhymin’ with — and both of ‘em were turnt the fuk up! Sources say that’s why our blind item subject remains tight-lipped over what he knows about those KKKeys.

We’re told our mystery man has none other than Kanye West to thank for introducing his basketball wife/baseball jumpoff — who was playing the court and the field at the same damn time! Just ask Malika Haqq.

Our tipster tells us he’s been calling ex-girlfriend Lara Manoukian, who told Mario. That’s before Mario told our source.

Now, can you guess who I’m talking about?

Basketball Player:

Reality Key:

Cougar:

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60 comments to Why Cougar Has A Serious Grip On This Baller

  • Mtlmeee

    Lamar Odom

  • rani997

    Basketball Player: Lamar Lam Lam Odom

    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian

    Cougar: Kris Shady Jenner

  • suzq

    Lamar Odom
    Khloe Kardashian
    Kris Kardashian

  • Madeleine

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom

    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian

    Cougar: No idea

  • scumby

    The disgusting trash Lamar Odom, sick Mom and daughter tramp Karadashan

  • winona

    The BB player is Lamar Of

    • winona

      Accidentally submitted too soon!

      BB player is Lamar Odom.
      Key is his wife Khloe (and the best friend is Malika Haqq, mentioned in the blind.)
      Cougar Mama who sponsors Ben Flajnik is Kris, of course.

      There are a few items that are extra dirt – the dude sponsored by Mama, the BFF (who was or is dating a married athlete), the dude in the video being Lamar’s lover (though who didn’t guess? When he spoke of being on the DL and everyone interpreted that as other girls – seriously?).

      You do have to wonder how the conversation went with Kanye though, regarding hooking him up with Khloe, considering they were both gay as heck looking for beards. I’m guessing Kanye sold it well, since the Kardashians’ll do anything for money and fame – so what’s a little bearding?

      And of course the ex-gf would know the score already, one beard doesn’t work out, so go back to an old one.

      • winona

        Last tie in – Taraji Henson and he dated a few weeks before he proposed to Khloe. Runout at the time was that he proposed to her very quickly and girl freaked out. I suppose he was looking to be thought straight by any means, and Khloe happened to be the first one who said yes. She got the fame, ring and money boost, but so did her mama in that she got to take her momager cut for both of them.

      • mizzavrid

        Wow, and thank you Winona. Oh and….
        DAMN!!!!

      • winona

        Just figured out who “just ask Mario” is – Kim’s makeup artist is named Mario Dedivanovic. I think I caught nearly all of it, lol.

        And thanks, Mizz! <3

      • ThinkerBelle

        Wino forever!
        You rock!

      • lms

        The blind is saying that Kanye hooked khloe up with Matt Kemp (making her a baseball jump off). This has been reported. The blind is also saying she was playing both the court and the field at the same time –meaning she was hooking up with Kemp while she was still married.

  • malkatz

    Somebody please translate this?

  • tita

    Lamar O. and Kris J. (is she back to Kris K?)

  • cocobeannns

    Lamar and Khloe? No guess on the Cougar. Momma Kris? LOL.

  • Tennisnsun

    Lamar O

  • I Am PunkA

    Lamar Odom.

    Meh, Kardashian blinds are just so unbelievable to me. Kris Jenner is a total fraud and would eat her own children for fame and money.

  • Not That Kinda Girl

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom
    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian
    Cougar: Kris Jenner

  • sabrina325

    Lamar Odom. Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner

  • CatBallou

    BBall player – Lamar Odom

    Reality Key – Khloe Kardashian

    Cougar – Kris Jenner

    and … ewww

  • michellev27

    Lamar odom
    Kris Jenner
    Khloe Kardashian

    Those KK’s are some dirty people

  • sugarbread

    lamar o
    khloe
    kris
    I could tell from season 1 of khloe and lamar show he kept Jaime around for “other comfort reasons” and u could tell the way khloe side eyed him she knew he was up to tricks w/ lamar that she couldn’t compete with.
    beyonce / kim k / khloe
    1st beards club the new power bottom in stilettos

  • Roxy979e

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom
    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian
    Cougar: Kris Jenner

  • Dizzy

    Basketball player : Lamar Odom

    Reality Key : Khloe Kardashian

    Have no idea on the Cougar though.

  • Cityslicker

    Lamar Odom
    Kardashians
    Kris Jenner

  • HyperRosie

    Lamar odom keeping up with the kardashians and the cougar kris jenner of course

  • nellyboo

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom (rap video rapping on being on the DL and going through a divorce)

    Reality Key: Khole Kardashian (KKKeys reference)

    Cougar: Kris Jenner (rumored to be dating Ben Flajink.)

  • ravenglass

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom
    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian
    Cougar: Kris Jenner

    Somebody needs to put that rabid cougar down!

    How did she get a hold of this sex tape? Was she hiding in the closet filming when it happened?
    Or did she get Kanye to film it? After all, we know he enjoys hiding in the closet.

  • JustBeat

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom

    Reality Key: Khloé Kardashian

    Cougar: ???

    Clues:
    Key (Capital letter)
    KKKeys — Kourtney, Kim & Khloé
    Dr*gs rummors, rehab, debts etc.

  • brobdingnagian

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom

    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian

    Cougar: Pimp Mama Kris Jenner

  • erika68

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom

    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian

    Cougar: Kris Jenner

  • MikeInSanJose

    Lamar, Khloe, Kris?

  • m8

    bball player: Lamar Odom
    reality key: Khloe Kardashian
    cougar: pimp mama kris (kardashian)

  • RedKiwi

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom
    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian
    Cougar: Kris Jenner

  • Boston20

    lamar odom and the kardashians

  • tenderbeef

    Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashaina..and idk who the cougar could be. Kris?

  • scorpia

    BBall player: LAMAR ODOM
    The Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian of course
    Cougar: I believe it to be her mother, Momma Kris Jenner. She is rumoured to be romancing with Ben Flajnik.

    This was a confusing blind. Is the sex tape featuring Lamar and Jamie like a threesome or is this alleging something gayer than that (just the two of them getting down and dirty). Why would Kris just have that on hand, she is weird as hell.

    • up2trouble

      Not weird … a lot of power players like to have a little rainy day insurance hidden away. Kris just happens to specialize in sex tapes, ie Kim and Ray J. I’m just curious if she planted the camera herself or did she have it professionally done as part of decorating Khloe’s new home.

  • ilovebg

    Lamar
    Khloe
    Kris

  • ladyluck27

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom
    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian
    Cougar: Mrs. Kris Jenner

  • Visha

    Lamar Odom is the baller Reality Key – Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Cougar is Kris Jenner

  • thefourthsupreme

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom
    Reality Key: Keeping up with the Kardashians
    Cougar: Kris Jenner

  • Jester

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom

    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian

    Cougar: Kris Jenner

  • kspeedian

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odem

    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian (show – Keeping up with the Kardashians, and all the spin-offs)

    Cougar: Kris Jenner

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a gay sex tape. Am I the only one who noticed in the rap where he supposedly admitted he cheated on her, he said “When Khloe’s out of town, I still be on the down low.” That means secretly gay in Urban Slang….. and he (being African American and growing up in a rough part of Queens) would DEFINITELY know that that’s what it means. So even if he didn’t mean it that way, you’d think he’d pick different words lol. Right away, I was like “Why is no one commenting on his odd word choice?” Lol, not to mention, when you’re hardcore on drugs and drunk all the time, you get yourself into a lot of situations you probably wouldn’t be in if you were sober… So who knows… How Kris got the tape is the real question lol

  • TheFineOne

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom

    Reality Key: Keeping up with the Kardashians.

    Cougar: Kris Jenner

  • Fan

    Lamar Odom
    Khloe Kardashian
    Kris Jenner
    They’re all disgusting

  • PC1

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom
    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian
    Cougar: Kris Jenner

    I really hope the KarTrashians go down real quick before they take Matt Kemp with them. Although Kemp is going in with eyes wide open, he likes the spotlight, although he is not realizing this light will surely burn him.

    • PC1

      I take that back. Matt Kemp has already hurt himself in the MLB. Publicity, Publicity, Publicity… Some people thirst for Publicity, whether good or bad. Sad truth!

  • UhHuhHim

    Lamar, Kloe, Kris, Jamie. Next!

  • smallbite

    Why are you all questioning Kris Jenner’s taping ability. After all kris taped Ray J and Kim having sex. Kris ensured that the tape was sold and distributed. There is no low to how far Kris Jenner will lay/stoop. Kris and her girls are the lowest form of human.

  • mizzavrid

    Jesus, soooo gross. Knock me over feather, etc.

  • slimfast10

    On board with all these guesses, let me just say, in my entire life I have never heard of a more dysfunctional, crazy, self-absorbed. talentless bunch of multi-millionaires. Shame on us for making it so.
    craziest of all is that Pimp momma b**** of a woman Kris. What mother acts like this? None that I know. At least Bruce was an Olympic hero, best he get away from all these crazies and change to a female if he wishes, if that rumor is true. He deserves to be happy! he’s more than paid his dues.

  • graysonsmama

    WOW! The most surprising part of this for me is the fact that he got down with his loser BFF Jamie (the guy in the shirtless high rap video with him). Ew.

  • LA

    Kris Kardashian is the lowest form of life. I don’t think there is anything she wouldn’t do for a dollar. Seriously.

  • ClosetOrganizer

    Basketball Player: Lamar Odom

    Reality Key: Khloe Kardashian

    Cougar: Kris (Kardashian) Jenner

    Oh my god, MORE Kardashian chicanery?!!!

  • m2shorty

    WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE A “BEARD”..I MEAN, HOW GREEDY CAN THESE KKK PEOPLE : AKA: TALENTLESS, IGNORANT, LOWLIFES, & RUDE BIOCHES BE??(I’VE MET THEM AT SEVERAL HOLLYWEIRD CLUBS)