They Don’t Hold PTA Meetings In This Room

pta meeting[Blind Gossip] This one is shocking because of the couple involved. They are both celebrities, and, from the outside, are two of the most conservative-looking people in Hollywood.

They look like the kind of couple that you would want for your mom and dad. If you didn’t know them as celebrities, you would imagine that she is a nurse who runs the PTA and rescues stray kittens, and that he is an accountant who enjoys playing Scrabble and coaching his kid’s soccer team.

Well, behind the bedroom door, it’s a whole different story. They are into threes*mes, fours*mes, role-playing, and BDSM. There is even a secret room in their home that is used just for these purposes. It is very well-equipped with everything from hooks to swings to floggers to shackles. Crazy.



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    • OohDoTell says

      My first thought, and lo and behold, Ms. Wilson played an RN on MASH, as Hawkeye’s love interest, and Tom Hanks was in “A League of Their Own”. Badabing. Way to keep things spicy in a long marriage!

    • Booboo1068 says

      Yes. What age is Ace referring to when he says, “… you’d want for your your mom and dad?” My guess is that means they’re older than the Afflecks and Krasinkies.

      It’s weird but I CAN imagine Tom and Rita doing this but William H. Macy…..??

      They do say watch out for the QUIET ONES!! LOL! As long as they’re not hurting anyone and it’s all consenting ADULTS (never no in HWeird) then I say enjoy! Just don’t tell me the details.

    • ivyleaguer says

      not feeling it. He is the real celebrity there. what hit me was William and Felicity, but also thinking Michelle Pfeiffer and David E. Kelly. I mean does Michelle EVER get bad press?

  1. stolidog says

    Simply because of the Scrabble reference, I’ll say Alec Baldwin and Hilaria because Baldwin made the news for playing Words with Friends.
    But, calling her is a celebrity would be pushing it, and they don’t look like who I’d want for my mom and, especially, my dad.

    • Fan says

      They don’t live in Hollywood/L.A., and she really isn’t much of a celebrity (she’s only known at all because of him) although she loves the attention.

  2. Fan says

    From what I’ve heard, there are several couples like this in Hollywood, which tends to attract the biggest freaks and pervs on the planet.

    • blackmahn says

      Okay, just LOVE this guess even though they’re not in Hollywood. But she’s a favorite mine from when I was a kid. And she did go topless bathing which caused quite the scandal.

      • mugofmead111 says

        Never mind the scandal surrounding how these two got together in the first place. :)

        Yet, they seemed to make it work and they’re still together. So, Amy and Vince initially must have been married to the wrong people.

    • alina says

      No way. Back when her ex had substance issues around the whole divorce/cheating mess he talked a lot. According to Gary she’s really, really vanilla. Considering how bitter he was, that the worst he could spew about her when drugged out of his gourd was that she was boring in bed speaks pretty well of her otherwise. Although points for hilarity of the guess. Best giggle all day.

  3. kimberly575 says

    description sounds like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner or at least vision it put in my mind

  4. bglover says

    Hmm… crazy seems to be a clue.

    Maybe Steve Carell, who was in Crazy, Stupid, Love. He looks pretty conservative, a little on the geeky sight.

    His wife is Nancy Walls.

    • KatarinaJ says

      I don’t think an agent qualifies as a ‘celebrity’ which he is. And also her image was tarnished lately, and she has been described as Type A (and her company is named as such) – plus so many blinds have been pinned on her about being awful to help, nannies, etc. I don’t think anyone would be surprised to learn there was more kink to Reese either…. whereas Jennifer Garner kinda has that wholesome does-errands-with-her-kids around town vibe. Still, Ben has been pegged as the philanderer so would HE surprise us? I think maybe Sarah Jessica Parker-Mathew Broderick fit although I can’t IMAGINE them doing anything sexual together at this point… well maybe they don’t HENCE all the other people and activity-enhancers involved.

  5. memommamo says

    Picture reminds me of Election starring Reese Witherspoon. So I am guessing Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth.

  6. vbchica14 says

    Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy immediately came to mind, not sure why though–probably that they are both pretty conservative looking and he definitely has the accountant look going!

  7. gumshoe says

    The couple that comes to mind would be, Jen and Ben. Although, knowing some of the rumors floating around about Ben doesn’t make me think he is “vanilla”, but I guess on looks alone on could think that. Jen, definitely would think she is the PTA mom, rescue a kitten kind of lady. I guess you can also add a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets kind of gal too.

  8. MikeInSanJose says

    I don’t care WHO it is, I wanna play!!!

    Based on the picture, I’m going John Krasinski and either Whoopie or Amy Poehler…

    Which one is he married to?

  9. slimfast10 says

    The first couple that came to my mind is William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman, they fit the description of a conservative looking husband and wife, maybe they are a little freaky behind the bedroom door.

  10. golflover says

    Will Ferrell played an accountant in the movie The Other Guys and he coached his son’s soccer team in the movie Kicking and Screaming. His wife is not a celebrity, but all else fits.

  11. dontpanik says

    Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker only because the accountant reference reminds me of the Producers

  12. Lindasu says

    I’m down with Macy and Huffman because of the “father/accountant” reference. Affleck does not give me that vibe. But, when you think about these two – they fit.

  13. Synapse3 says

    As long as these people aren’t publicly sanctimonious, I don’t think this is particularly shocking. My first impulse was

    Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.

    If so, good for them.

  14. VexTheVixen says

    With the couple being described as “celebrities”, I’m not sure they are both actors. How about Michelle Pfeiffer and David E. Kelley?

  15. jmol says

    Carell guess sounds correct. If it is them, I’ll bet they eventually separate/divorce because when you run your marriage like this, there winds up being too many people in the relationship.

  16. AKat says

    Harrison Ford and Callista Flockhart. (Nah, I don’t believe that either. I just like to imagine him being kind of kinky.)

  17. HotTeacher88 says

    Not sure, but you’re turning me one, Ace!! All of that sounds hot. I’m jealous.of the room. That said, the blind says “you would want them for your mom and dad” which makes me think they’re on the older side. I don’t think Ben and Jen because of their past marital problems and his rumored straying. Couples who are getting it in like this tend to be closer.

  18. smallbite says

    I would not want Will and Jada Smith as parents. They have said in the past that they had a special BSDM room and toys. They are known swingers and a host of other things.

  19. 3snaps says

    The description fits my image of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson but I SOOO do not want this to be them. That would be so disturbing to me.

  20. mugofmead111 says

    SJP – who comes off as a goody-two-shoes in real life and wouldn’t bare her boobs on SATC. I like this guess.

  21. mugofmead111 says

    If Jen G. turned out to be a closet freak, that may be a surprise. That would not surprise me about Ben Affleck.

  22. Camila says

    Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart. “Kitties” could be because of her character Kitty Walker on Brothers & Sisters. Also, I’ve already saw photos of them on their kid’s soccer games.

  23. KrazyCatLady says

    Im going to go with John Krazinski and Emily Blunt There are quite a few references that could fit The Office. There’s an episode I think called Career Day where this pic could fit with who goes to the high school, even though the guy on the left who looks like Jim isnt at the school Accountant, even though Jim is a salesman, there are three prominent characters in the show who are accountants.
    Also the kitten reference could be Angela the Cat lady. There’s also an episode where the salesmen fight with everyone else over commission caps and Jim plays Scrabble with Creed to avoid the drama.
    And when Charles Miner takes over when Micheal Scott quits, everyone pretends to like soccer to suck up to him and Jim lies and says he plays and kicks Phyllis in the face.
    I’m a little depressed over how much I know about the Office.
    But they could have done some Devil wear Prada references. I don’t know anything else she has done except Jumper. But isn’t ” shocking” one of her sarcastic remarks in Devil Wears Prada?

    • creeping_thistle says

      …I guess the point is, though, that “You’d want them as your Mom and Dad” – Blunt and Kraszinski are waaaaaay too young to give that impression, unless Ace’s readers are all aged nine.
      This couple must be at least fifty-ish. I’m thinking Tom Hanks and admiring his stamina, if it’s him.

  24. LurkyLurker says

    Just to be different I’m going to guess that PTA is the clue and suggest Paul Thomas Anderson and Maya Rudolph.

  25. Roxy says

    The blonde in the cartoon looks very Reese-as-Tracy-Flick, so I’m going with Ms. Witherspoon on this one.

  26. ZippityDooDah says

    Um, what exactly is a foursome? Isn’t that better known as group sex?

    Anyway, I think the PTA reference is the tipoff so it’s parents we often see shuttling the kids back and forth from school. And we do see a lot of shots of Garner and Affleck doing school pickup. Though I don’t think anyone would be surprised by this sort of behavior from him. We haven’t forgotten that he used to be into strippers and partying and all of that. He’d like to think we have but nope! I think Garner is more of the surprise here but that’s not how this blind is written.

  27. Obeah says

    He: Paul Thomas Anderson (P.T.A.)

    She: Maya Rudolph (she played a nurse in Chicago Hope, City of Angels and Gattaca, and I believe she plays a nurse in Anderson’s latest film.)

    I don’t think they are married but the Blind doesn’t specify married. Neither does it say that both are actors, but celebrities.

    In the graphic the lady is Black like Rudolph; the White lady could represent Fiona Apple or Aimee Mann.

  28. laceyoxford says

    Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck. They easily have the most normal-seeming family in Hollywood.

  29. propita says

    Because the blind says “celebrities” I’m wondering if that means not necessarily actors.

    I can see Freddie Prinze, Jr and Sarah Michelle Gellar–hope its not them.

    I can also see Michael Emerson and Carrie Preston–and I REALLY hope it’s not them, but he looks like an accountant.

  30. Best Man says

    Yeah Ben Affleck is the dad I always wanted! LOL Especially when he flipped off photogs while taking Jen and the kids for ice cream. Wait, I have that dad.

  31. jhp1608 says

    Macy and Huffman. Clue is PTA in the title. They’ve both been in Paul Thomas Anderson movies and have a nice public image.

  32. East558 says

    First time poster :-) This is Will and Jada. The clues being “nurse” and “account”. Jada played a nurse in Nurse Hawthorne and Will is considering a lead role in a movie called The Accountant. Also, the PTA has 3 letters and Jada typically goes by 3 names, Jada Pinkett Smith. Although, I could be grasping for straws on that one.