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  1. august
    December 19, 2013

    This is a good one.

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  2. yamzil1
    December 19, 2013

    William H Macy
    Felicity Huffman

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  3. Holly
    December 19, 2013

    Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck!

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    • redtom
      December 19, 2013

      No, not Jennifer!!!

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    • Booboo1068
      December 20, 2013

      I thought about them but does Ben really look like a scrabble player? He reminds me of a more modern James Dean at times. I agree Jennifer fits.

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  4. obxmoxie
    December 19, 2013

    Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner… I’m never getting that image out of my head.

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  5. malkatz
    December 19, 2013

    Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy

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  6. sassay
    December 19, 2013

    Ben and Jen. Kinky.

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  7. curlyandclever
    December 19, 2013

    I get a Ben & Jennifer Affleck vibe from this.

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  8. ohlily
    December 19, 2013

    Ben and Jen?

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  9. MaKettle
    December 19, 2013

    Tom Hanks
    Rita Wilson?

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    • august
      December 19, 2013

      You know I was going to say that but thought people would I was crazy.

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    • OohDoTell
      December 19, 2013

      My first thought, and lo and behold, Ms. Wilson played an RN on MASH, as Hawkeye’s love interest, and Tom Hanks was in “A League of Their Own”. Badabing. Way to keep things spicy in a long marriage!

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    • missmissy
      December 19, 2013

      this

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    • missmissy
      December 19, 2013

      Maybe the PTA etc is a reference to The Good Wife?

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    • Booboo1068
      December 20, 2013

      Yes. What age is Ace referring to when he says, “… you’d want for your your mom and dad?” My guess is that means they’re older than the Afflecks and Krasinkies.

      It’s weird but I CAN imagine Tom and Rita doing this but William H. Macy…..??

      They do say watch out for the QUIET ONES!! LOL! As long as they’re not hurting anyone and it’s all consenting ADULTS (never no in HWeird) then I say enjoy! Just don’t tell me the details.

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    • Glennora
      December 20, 2013

      This was my first thought, too.

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    • ivyleaguer
      December 21, 2013

      not feeling it. He is the real celebrity there. what hit me was William and Felicity, but also thinking Michelle Pfeiffer and David E. Kelly. I mean does Michelle EVER get bad press?

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  10. josiew25
    December 19, 2013

    Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

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  11. raslebol
    December 19, 2013

    felicity huffman and william h macy?

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  12. Nalani
    December 19, 2013

    Tom Hanks & his wife Rita

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  13. stolidog
    December 19, 2013

    Simply because of the Scrabble reference, I’ll say Alec Baldwin and Hilaria because Baldwin made the news for playing Words with Friends.
    But, calling her is a celebrity would be pushing it, and they don’t look like who I’d want for my mom and, especially, my dad.

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    • Fan
      December 19, 2013

      They don’t live in Hollywood/L.A., and she really isn’t much of a celebrity (she’s only known at all because of him) although she loves the attention.

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    • Booboo1068
      December 20, 2013

      I’d want them for my parents cause that would make me much younger ; ) HaHa

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  14. annay0824
    December 19, 2013

    will & jada?

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  15. golflover
    December 19, 2013

    Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson or Steven Spielberg and his wife

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  16. haley1020
    December 19, 2013

    Jennifer garner and Ben affleck?

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  17. stephie
    December 19, 2013

    William H Macy and Felicity Huffman

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  18. qwertypie
    December 19, 2013

    Will Smith
    Jada Pinkett – Smith

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  19. kermit1969
    December 19, 2013

    He: Renne Angelil

    She: Celine Dion

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  20. Fan
    December 19, 2013

    From what I’ve heard, there are several couples like this in Hollywood, which tends to attract the biggest freaks and pervs on the planet.

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  21. pinki
    December 19, 2013

    tom hanks and rita wilson

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  22. shelaur22
    December 19, 2013

    I’ll guess Amy Grant and Vince Gill.

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    • blackmahn
      December 19, 2013

      Okay, just LOVE this guess even though they’re not in Hollywood. But she’s a favorite mine from when I was a kid. And she did go topless bathing which caused quite the scandal.

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      • mugofmead111
        December 20, 2013

        Never mind the scandal surrounding how these two got together in the first place. :)

        Yet, they seemed to make it work and they’re still together. So, Amy and Vince initially must have been married to the wrong people.

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    • Booboo1068
      December 20, 2013

      OMG I just spit out my drink! So funny!

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    • alina
      December 29, 2013

      No way. Back when her ex had substance issues around the whole divorce/cheating mess he talked a lot. According to Gary she’s really, really vanilla. Considering how bitter he was, that the worst he could spew about her when drugged out of his gourd was that she was boring in bed speaks pretty well of her otherwise. Although points for hilarity of the guess. Best giggle all day.

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  23. ahmarna
    December 19, 2013

    Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

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  24. kimberly575
    December 19, 2013

    description sounds like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner or at least vision it put in my mind

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  25. bglover
    December 19, 2013

    Hmm… crazy seems to be a clue.

    Maybe Steve Carell, who was in Crazy, Stupid, Love. He looks pretty conservative, a little on the geeky sight.

    His wife is Nancy Walls.

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  26. scumby
    December 19, 2013

    Jason Sudakis and Olivia Wilde

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  27. Californialove
    December 19, 2013

    Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson

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  28. fishfish123
    December 19, 2013

    Jenna Fischer & Lee Kirk??

    I only guess them cuz she’s big into cats. : /

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  29. qwertypie
    December 19, 2013

    Will Smith
    Jada Pinkett – Smith

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  30. elliedee
    December 19, 2013

    He: Steve Carell

    She: Nancy Walls Carell

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  31. allymay
    December 19, 2013

    Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck?

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  32. mahalaskater
    December 19, 2013

    Jen Garner and Ben Affleck because of course.

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  33. NolaNy
    December 19, 2013

    Matthew Broderick
    Sarah Jessica Parker

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  34. CanaryCry
    December 19, 2013

    Affleck & Gardner?

    Hanks & Wilson?

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  35. sparkles1825
    December 19, 2013

    Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon

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    • KatarinaJ
      December 19, 2013

      I don’t think an agent qualifies as a ‘celebrity’ which he is. And also her image was tarnished lately, and she has been described as Type A (and her company is named as such) – plus so many blinds have been pinned on her about being awful to help, nannies, etc. I don’t think anyone would be surprised to learn there was more kink to Reese either…. whereas Jennifer Garner kinda has that wholesome does-errands-with-her-kids around town vibe. Still, Ben has been pegged as the philanderer so would HE surprise us? I think maybe Sarah Jessica Parker-Mathew Broderick fit although I can’t IMAGINE them doing anything sexual together at this point… well maybe they don’t HENCE all the other people and activity-enhancers involved.

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  36. memommamo
    December 19, 2013

    Picture reminds me of Election starring Reese Witherspoon. So I am guessing Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth.

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  37. FunnyFace
    December 19, 2013

    He: John Krasinski
    She: Emily Blunt

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  38. KyrasMaMa
    December 19, 2013

    Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner….hahahahaa

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  39. bluebell
    December 19, 2013

    Kirk Cameron and his wife.

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    • Ati2d9
      December 19, 2013

      HA~!

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  40. riles89
    December 19, 2013

    This screams Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck to me…

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  41. katt388
    December 19, 2013

    hanks and wilson

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  42. SupremeBeingofLeisure
    December 19, 2013

    Spielberg and Capshaw

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  43. Tanzania
    December 19, 2013

    Duggars!
    It would explain so much.

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    • Franciss
      December 20, 2013

      well that thought will have to be bleached out later… ha!

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    • Booboo1068
      December 25, 2013

      Good. God.

      Pun intended.

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  44. TipToe74
    December 19, 2013

    Ben Affleck
    Jennifer Garner

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  45. Elmerblues
    December 19, 2013

    Tom Hanks and Rita.

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  46. vbchica14
    December 19, 2013

    Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy immediately came to mind, not sure why though–probably that they are both pretty conservative looking and he definitely has the accountant look going!

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  47. gumshoe
    December 19, 2013

    The couple that comes to mind would be, Jen and Ben. Although, knowing some of the rumors floating around about Ben doesn’t make me think he is “vanilla”, but I guess on looks alone on could think that. Jen, definitely would think she is the PTA mom, rescue a kitten kind of lady. I guess you can also add a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets kind of gal too.

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  48. I Am PunkA
    December 19, 2013

    William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

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    • slimfast10
      December 19, 2013

      hey great minds think alike.

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  49. MikeInSanJose
    December 19, 2013

    I don’t care WHO it is, I wanna play!!!

    Based on the picture, I’m going John Krasinski and either Whoopie or Amy Poehler…

    Which one is he married to?

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  50. KlatschHund
    December 19, 2013

    Steve and Nancy Carrell!

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  51. KWDragon
    December 19, 2013

    Felicity Huffman and William H Macy.

    Whoever it is, go, you guys!

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  52. slimfast10
    December 19, 2013

    The first couple that came to my mind is William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman, they fit the description of a conservative looking husband and wife, maybe they are a little freaky behind the bedroom door.

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  53. golflover
    December 19, 2013

    Will Ferrell played an accountant in the movie The Other Guys and he coached his son’s soccer team in the movie Kicking and Screaming. His wife is not a celebrity, but all else fits.

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  54. dontpanik
    December 19, 2013

    Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker only because the accountant reference reminds me of the Producers

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  55. jezzadezza
    December 19, 2013

    Flicka and Bill.

    Or Tom and Rita.

    Or both……

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  56. Lindasu
    December 19, 2013

    I’m down with Macy and Huffman because of the “father/accountant” reference. Affleck does not give me that vibe. But, when you think about these two – they fit.

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  57. Synapse3
    December 19, 2013

    As long as these people aren’t publicly sanctimonious, I don’t think this is particularly shocking. My first impulse was

    Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.

    If so, good for them.

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  58. Synapse3
    December 19, 2013

    Although I would go with Reese Witherspoon, because she looks like such a goody-goody.

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  59. VexTheVixen
    December 19, 2013

    With the couple being described as “celebrities”, I’m not sure they are both actors. How about Michelle Pfeiffer and David E. Kelley?

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  60. jmol
    December 19, 2013

    Carell guess sounds correct. If it is them, I’ll bet they eventually separate/divorce because when you run your marriage like this, there winds up being too many people in the relationship.

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  61. AKat
    December 19, 2013

    Harrison Ford and Callista Flockhart. (Nah, I don’t believe that either. I just like to imagine him being kind of kinky.)

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  62. pisces0023
    December 19, 2013

    Freddie Prinze Jr and Sarah Michelle Geller…she is on the show the crazy ones!

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    • backupabit
      December 23, 2013

      My thoughts exactly

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  63. lily is my puppy
    December 19, 2013

    Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber

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  64. HotTeacher88
    December 19, 2013

    Not sure, but you’re turning me one, Ace!! All of that sounds hot. I’m jealous.of the room. That said, the blind says “you would want them for your mom and dad” which makes me think they’re on the older side. I don’t think Ben and Jen because of their past marital problems and his rumored straying. Couples who are getting it in like this tend to be closer.

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  65. smallbite
    December 19, 2013

    I would not want Will and Jada Smith as parents. They have said in the past that they had a special BSDM room and toys. They are known swingers and a host of other things.

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  66. Brianlee
    December 19, 2013

    Conan, but I don’t know if his wife is celebrity

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  67. 3snaps
    December 19, 2013

    The description fits my image of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson but I SOOO do not want this to be them. That would be so disturbing to me.

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  68. Up the Coast
    December 19, 2013

    Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

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  69. mugofmead111
    December 19, 2013

    SJP – who comes off as a goody-two-shoes in real life and wouldn’t bare her boobs on SATC. I like this guess.

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  70. mugofmead111
    December 19, 2013

    If Jen G. turned out to be a closet freak, that may be a surprise. That would not surprise me about Ben Affleck.

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  71. Camila
    December 19, 2013

    Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart. “Kitties” could be because of her character Kitty Walker on Brothers & Sisters. Also, I’ve already saw photos of them on their kid’s soccer games.

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  72. KrazyCatLady
    December 19, 2013

    Im going to go with John Krazinski and Emily Blunt There are quite a few references that could fit The Office. There’s an episode I think called Career Day where this pic could fit with who goes to the high school, even though the guy on the left who looks like Jim isnt at the school Accountant, even though Jim is a salesman, there are three prominent characters in the show who are accountants.
    Also the kitten reference could be Angela the Cat lady. There’s also an episode where the salesmen fight with everyone else over commission caps and Jim plays Scrabble with Creed to avoid the drama.
    And when Charles Miner takes over when Micheal Scott quits, everyone pretends to like soccer to suck up to him and Jim lies and says he plays and kicks Phyllis in the face.
    I’m a little depressed over how much I know about the Office.
    But they could have done some Devil wear Prada references. I don’t know anything else she has done except Jumper. But isn’t ” shocking” one of her sarcastic remarks in Devil Wears Prada?

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    • creeping_thistle
      December 20, 2013

      …I guess the point is, though, that “You’d want them as your Mom and Dad” – Blunt and Kraszinski are waaaaaay too young to give that impression, unless Ace’s readers are all aged nine.
      This couple must be at least fifty-ish. I’m thinking Tom Hanks and admiring his stamina, if it’s him.

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  73. jezzadezza
    December 19, 2013

    Pat Sajak and Vanna White. You know if they were a couple this would totally be them.

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  74. jonesing
    December 19, 2013

    Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito

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  75. lightitup
    December 19, 2013

    Goldie yawn and Kurt Russell

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  76. BosLos
    December 19, 2013

    He: Martey Ingels
    She: Shirley Jones

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  77. ealieder
    December 19, 2013

    hanks and wilson.

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  78. LurkyLurker
    December 20, 2013

    Just to be different I’m going to guess that PTA is the clue and suggest Paul Thomas Anderson and Maya Rudolph.

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  79. KT122
    December 20, 2013

    Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos

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  80. Roxy
    December 20, 2013

    The blonde in the cartoon looks very Reese-as-Tracy-Flick, so I’m going with Ms. Witherspoon on this one.

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  81. bruno
    December 20, 2013

    Jon Hamm and whats her name….??

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  82. whoareallthesepeople
    December 20, 2013

    Mark Harmon and Pam Dawber (although her celebrity status has more or less expired)

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  83. michellev27
    December 20, 2013

    David and Victoria Beckham. Soccer reference because of David.

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  84. tinkerjax
    December 20, 2013

    I immediately thought of Hanks and Wilson… ;) sounds like a wild time

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  85. oldstephens
    December 20, 2013

    Spielberg and capshaw

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  86. kermit1969
    December 20, 2013

    Ben Stiller and his wife Christine Taylor

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  87. Red Velvet
    December 20, 2013

    Me and my imaginary boyfriend David Tennant

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    • dontpanik
      December 21, 2013

      lol…I like this guess!

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  88. stanton
    December 20, 2013

    George W Bush & Laura Bush

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  89. ZippityDooDah
    December 20, 2013

    Um, what exactly is a foursome? Isn’t that better known as group sex?

    Anyway, I think the PTA reference is the tipoff so it’s parents we often see shuttling the kids back and forth from school. And we do see a lot of shots of Garner and Affleck doing school pickup. Though I don’t think anyone would be surprised by this sort of behavior from him. We haven’t forgotten that he used to be into strippers and partying and all of that. He’d like to think we have but nope! I think Garner is more of the surprise here but that’s not how this blind is written.

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  90. huhwhoami
    December 20, 2013

    it reads celebrities, so both are not actors,isn’t that so

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  91. Obeah
    December 20, 2013

    He: Paul Thomas Anderson (P.T.A.)

    She: Maya Rudolph (she played a nurse in Chicago Hope, City of Angels and Gattaca, and I believe she plays a nurse in Anderson’s latest film.)

    I don’t think they are married but the Blind doesn’t specify married. Neither does it say that both are actors, but celebrities.

    In the graphic the lady is Black like Rudolph; the White lady could represent Fiona Apple or Aimee Mann.

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  92. funtworead
    December 20, 2013

    Ted Danson and Mary Steenbegen

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  93. laceyoxford
    December 20, 2013

    Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck. They easily have the most normal-seeming family in Hollywood.

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  94. propita
    December 20, 2013

    Because the blind says “celebrities” I’m wondering if that means not necessarily actors.

    I can see Freddie Prinze, Jr and Sarah Michelle Gellar–hope its not them.

    I can also see Michael Emerson and Carrie Preston–and I REALLY hope it’s not them, but he looks like an accountant.

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  95. Best Man
    December 21, 2013

    Yeah Ben Affleck is the dad I always wanted! LOL Especially when he flipped off photogs while taking Jen and the kids for ice cream. Wait, I have that dad.

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  96. Ginger1986
    December 21, 2013

    Madeleine Stowe and Brian Benben.

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  97. jhp1608
    December 22, 2013

    Macy and Huffman. Clue is PTA in the title. They’ve both been in Paul Thomas Anderson movies and have a nice public image.

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  98. tubieandthetubes
    December 22, 2013

    He: Kevin Bacon

    She: Kyra Sedgwick

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  99. East558
    December 22, 2013

    First time poster :-) This is Will and Jada. The clues being “nurse” and “account”. Jada played a nurse in Nurse Hawthorne and Will is considering a lead role in a movie called The Accountant. Also, the PTA has 3 letters and Jada typically goes by 3 names, Jada Pinkett Smith. Although, I could be grasping for straws on that one.

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  100. East558
    December 22, 2013

    *accountant

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