Faking Charity

turkey 4[Reality Tea] Today’s blind gossip item is a sad example of stars faking charity work for press!

Our insider reveals, “I helped with about 400 other people to prep and cook Thanksgiving dinner at a mission yesterday. Two of our popular reality stars showed up, did the least amount of work and the most amount of posing and preening.”

“Mr. Faux was very charming and nice to the director and all the big wigs. They posed for pictures for what seemed like two hours, laughing and joking.” Our insider continues, “It was disgusting. They donned aprons like the rest of us but proceeded to do VERY little actual work. Mrs. Faux was wearing all designer stuff which was highly inappropriate when you’re cooking for the homeless.”

The two didn’t bother to talk to the peasants, not so surprisingly. “Mr. Faux was actually friendly (if phony) while Mrs. Faux smiled that fake smile of hers but talked to not one person unless they were the press. These two did nothing except promote themselves for their supposed new show. She had more makeup on than a drag queen and he smelled like he marinated in Drakkar. To be fair they may have done more work later, but I was there for 5 hours and did not see it.”

Any guesses who the faux charity workers are?

Mr. Faux:

Mrs. Faux:

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