The Worst Boyfriend – Part 1

couple in bed 16[Blind Gossip] Poppy has had her share of triumphs and trip ups in the past couple of years. While she tries to appear strong on the outside, she still struggles with a lot of issues.

Her friends and family believe that much of that inability to resolve her issues stems from her inexplicable and completely toxic relationship with one of Hollywood’s biggest jerks.

Slimy the Actor is one of the most emotionally abusive guys in Hollywood. Nice on the outside… and nasty and evil on the inside. Any time it seems like Poppy is righting herself, Slimy is there to trip her up again.

The first thing that we despise about Slimy is that he cheats on Poppy constantly. We’ve told you before that he keeps a closet full of sixty or seventy c*m-stained costumes for his conquests. He prides himself on never washing them so the girls can see the stains of how many other women he’s been with. Classy, right?

Poppy’s friends tell her all the time about his cheating, but she is in pretty serious denial. She does occasionally muster up the courage to confront him, but even then he has a way of turning the conversation around and making it seem like it is her fault that he does it!

It’s her fault that he f*cks every girl that comes on to him! It’s her fault that naked photos of her were stolen from his phone by one of his wh*res! If she paid more attention to him, he wouldn’t need to go looking for sex elsewhere! Of course these arguments are nonsensical. But she is convinced that if she just tries harder that he wouldn’t do these things.

Her “trying” isn’t working so well. Slimy just f*cked an extra on the set of a movie he’s filming.



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  1. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof says

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Valderrama is one of the biggest creeps I’ve ever heard of. I can’t believe girls are impressed by his nominal fame. Poor Demi must have low, low, low self-esteem to stay with such a dirtbag.

  2. jersey6332 says

    Poor demi. She always talks about how strong she is but she really is not. She needs to get help. Her management team needs to see that. Stupid Wilmer. He’s too old for her anyways

      • WhoDatGirl says

        She was actually 17 when they began dating publicly. There were rumors she was dating him at an underaged 16, meaning to top it all off, he is a statutory rapist as well. Classy.

  3. bloodking says

    Demi Levato and that older boyfriend of her
    in the words of the great Phoebe Buffay: “Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God.”

  4. twistedme says

    Poppy: Demi

    Slimy: Wilmer

    I’m still wondering why is Demi punishing herself with jerks like Wilmer and Joe J. She deserves a better guy.

  5. 3snaps says

    I just do not get the draw to this guy. First of all, he’s fug. Secondly he doesn’t even have a career that I know of. That 70’s Show 10+ yrs ago and the voice of Handy Manny 5+ yrs ago. Really? Not to mention the fact the he has always creepily dated chicks way too young for him. Then to come on here and find out all this mess that regularly comes out on BG. Am I missing something that everyone else can see? Demi, please get a clue. Your boyfriend is disgusting.

    • channel orange says

      Hear, hear!
      Dude is ugly. He has a reputation for turning young talented people onto drugs. His career is nonexistent. Judging by his sexual habits as described in this blind, he’s not very hygienic. What is the appeal???

    • luvprue1 says

      He still has a career. He has 3 movies coming out and he has been cast as Don in the new tv series “From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series”. The slimbucket always get a job.

    • Lisha says

      Demi and Wilmer. Wow I feel really sorry for her. I briefly ran into the guy and his entourage while they were doing this USO event in South Korea. He was short, not even all that hot, and was acting like he was Brad Pitt or something, strolling through Itaewon like he was some big shot. He totally had the “don’t you know who I am?” vibe going. He’s the Latino version of Stevie J., very manipulative, charismatic, knows just what to say to keep a woman in line, and rumor has it that he has a pretty big peen and knows what to do with it. These dumb chicks are on dopamine highs from the sex.

    • Elisa says

      I know, right? At least Adam Levine and Leonardo DiCaprio have strong careers, so I can understand why much younger women are drawn to them, but Wilmer? I just don’t get it.

  6. mugofmead111 says

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    I thought the naked photos were boosted by Blanda E’s no-name sister. Did he bang her too?

  7. Obeah says

    Hehe’ the photo even looks like Valderrama. Poppy is Demi Lovato? There were lots of Poppy blinds this year!

  8. ILikeLemonade says

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Sad. He’s gross. She could do so much better. It’s a testament to how much he must have affected her self esteem that she 1. continues to tolerate it, and 2. settles for him– a has been. I’ve been there, and it sucks– she’ll wise up eventually.

  9. dl13 says

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama (what a creep if this is true – she deserves better!)

  10. callmedave says

    Didn’t even need to read past the second paragraph to guess this!
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

  11. mlswift says

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Hope she can get the courage to get rid of him before it gets worse.

  12. Justforthefunofit says

    Aren’t they Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama, I remembrr their nicknames from the 7outside dwarfs blind

  13. TVespy says

    I just want to give Demi a hug! She tries to get clean and better herself, but not the crowd part. Leave Wilmer for good Demi!

  14. NoStalkersAllowed says

    last time we identified this as demi and the spoke person from the xfactor uk (cant remember his name)
    Poppy:Demi Lovato
    Slimy:Spoke person from xFactor and ABCD

    • NoStalkersAllowed says

      i take it back i mean the dude is Wilmer Valderrama he is from that 70’s show
      Poppy: Demi Lovato
      Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

  15. Star says

    Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderama. He completed one movie in 2013, and another is in post-production. Plus, the man in the photo somewhat (well, sort of) resembles him. She could do so much better.

  16. AliekaZola says

    Poppy: Demi Lovato, girl needs to run as far & as fast as possible from this. No d*** is worth this drama.

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderama (however the frack his name is spelt)

  17. stolidog says

    Wilber V (oops) and that chick who cuts herself and shoots heroin (oops, Demi Lovato…)
    This really is too bad, she’s seems better, at least superficially.

  18. PrincessTiff says

    Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderama. Although, I gotta say, I don’t totally buy all the gross stories about him.