Pissy Wedding

bride angrySOLVED!

[Lainey Gossip] It’s supposed to a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day.

Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day that’s about celebration, you can’t really expect them not to talk sh-t about you, right?

She was raging all day. She was pissy about the flowers, she was pissy about the photos. She was so pissed she threatened to fire the florists and the photographers on the spot while they were shooting her in her wedding gown.

It was the same with the wedding planner. Soon as she woke up that day, wedding day, she went nuclear on the wedding planner and started rearranging everything by herself. All her vendors were berated, the wedding planner was sobbing. Nothing was right that day. Not even her dress. She only wore it for an hour and then changed.

If you can’t help but be a hideous person on the day that’s supposed to be filled with love and joy… what does every other day look like? Is it too late to reconsider?



christina ricci bridalSOLVED!

It’s Christina Ricci! Source: BlindGossip.com

Actress Christina Ricci married fiance James Heerdegen on Saturday, Oct. 26 in New York City.

According to US Weekly:

The newlyweds were feted by close family and friends, with the intimate nuptials beginning at 7 p.m. EST at the Harold Pratt House and Peterson Hall. The blushing new bride looked stunning in a Givenchy Haute Couture high neck dress with white beaded long sleeves and a long train. Ricci also wore her brunette locks swept back to the side in a bun with a veil.

Riccardo Tisci designed her gown for Givenchy. He happens to be the same designer who created Kim Kardashian’s wedding gown. No, we don’t think that Ricci’s husband is intimate with Tisci. That’s not a prerequisite for every bride.

Sounds nice though, right?

Too bad Ricci was so darn cranky about her wedding. No, we don’t know why. She’s always had that cranky thing going for her. Rarely smiles a full smile. It works for her in most of the characters she plays, but in real life, it can be off-putting. Wednesday Addams 24/7 can get to be a bit much after a while.

christina ricci pregnantSmile, Christina! You’re talented, pretty, rich, famous, married… and pregnant. Smile!

Yes, that’s right, she’s pregnant! Maybe that will put her in a better mood?

There was only a one-minute interval between the announcement and the first glimpse of a very pronounced bump!

Congratulations to the happy (?) couple.

And congrats to Buttersmom, who was first with the correct guess!


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