Pissy Wedding

bride angrySOLVED!

[Lainey Gossip] It’s supposed to a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day.

Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day that’s about celebration, you can’t really expect them not to talk sh-t about you, right?

She was raging all day. She was pissy about the flowers, she was pissy about the photos. She was so pissed she threatened to fire the florists and the photographers on the spot while they were shooting her in her wedding gown.

It was the same with the wedding planner. Soon as she woke up that day, wedding day, she went nuclear on the wedding planner and started rearranging everything by herself. All her vendors were berated, the wedding planner was sobbing. Nothing was right that day. Not even her dress. She only wore it for an hour and then changed.

If you can’t help but be a hideous person on the day that’s supposed to be filled with love and joy… what does every other day look like? Is it too late to reconsider?

Bride:

Groom:

christina ricci bridalSOLVED!

It’s Christina Ricci! Source: BlindGossip.com

Actress Christina Ricci married fiance James Heerdegen on Saturday, Oct. 26 in New York City.

According to US Weekly:

The newlyweds were feted by close family and friends, with the intimate nuptials beginning at 7 p.m. EST at the Harold Pratt House and Peterson Hall. The blushing new bride looked stunning in a Givenchy Haute Couture high neck dress with white beaded long sleeves and a long train. Ricci also wore her brunette locks swept back to the side in a bun with a veil.

Riccardo Tisci designed her gown for Givenchy. He happens to be the same designer who created Kim Kardashian’s wedding gown. No, we don’t think that Ricci’s husband is intimate with Tisci. That’s not a prerequisite for every bride.

Sounds nice though, right?

Too bad Ricci was so darn cranky about her wedding. No, we don’t know why. She’s always had that cranky thing going for her. Rarely smiles a full smile. It works for her in most of the characters she plays, but in real life, it can be off-putting. Wednesday Addams 24/7 can get to be a bit much after a while.

christina ricci pregnantSmile, Christina! You’re talented, pretty, rich, famous, married… and pregnant. Smile!

Yes, that’s right, she’s pregnant! Maybe that will put her in a better mood?

There was only a one-minute interval between the announcement and the first glimpse of a very pronounced bump!

Congratulations to the happy (?) couple.

And congrats to Buttersmom, who was first with the correct guess!

 

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117 comments to Pissy Wedding

  • What Had Happened Was ...

    NeNe Leakes

    Gregg Leakes

  • sssss

    Chrissy Teigen and John Legend? Hints being “pissy” rhyming with Chrissy? She also changed dresses. She seems so cool though, so I hope this isn’t her!

    • Scorpio13

      Trust me, she’s not :(. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s her.

    • CaliDreaming

      Cool? She is a mega * with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I can totally see this being her. John Legend is not much better, but at least he has some talent.

      • thefantasticspazzomatic

        Really? That’s slightly surprising. I kinda liked them together. I like John Legend’s music and I remember Chrissy from teeny-clothing websites I used to shop at. What have you heard that leads you to this conclusion?

  • memememeee

    Bride Avril Lavigne
    Groom Chad Kroeger

    • redstilettos

      Since Lainey is based in Canada and those two are Canadian, I’ll guess them… or Chrissy and John since her name rhymes.

  • lobsterbabe

    This picture reminds me of Kristin Bell who recently got married but they got married at the Beverly Hills courthouse and was as simple as it could be. I’m stumped!

  • Jester

    Bride: Jessie James

    Groom: Eric Decker

  • buttersmom

    Christina Ricci and James Heerdegen

    • Lil Debbull

      Yep- this one is as good as solved! Lainey just posted in her “smutty tingles” about Christina Ricci’s fridge picture and she said:
      “Do you think she was this chill about her wedding?”

    • curlyandclever

      Yep I think she sort of in a roundabout way confirmed it in smutty tingles today on Lainey Gossip.

  • Virgo826

    First guess is Rose Mcgowan/Davey Detail
    Second choice is Chrissy Teagan/John Legend

  • haley1020

    Christina ricco?
    James heerdegen?

  • mocha2009

    Bride: Chrissy Thigen
    Groom: John Legend

  • LC_Says

    Who recently got married…. Kerry Washington?

  • scumby

    Kelly Clarkson?

    • Booboo1068

      Because they were married recently and to me she seems like the least likely going by her public image I will go with Kellly. If it is her that would be disappointing. Seriously, Ace is there ANYONE in your industry or sports who are NOT closet gays, closet jerks, and or addicts, or worse?? I love your site but sometimes I take a break because it’s so depressing or upsetting.

      • mugofmead111

        I thought Kelly Clarkson originally was going to have a big wedding and then changed her mind and decided to elope instead.

    • august

      I was thinking of her too.

    • Whatzmyname

      She eloped. She didnt have guests. Only her new husbands sons was in attendance and she is also known as being very down to earth. Not her for sure.

  • jjonesy

    Megan Hilty?

  • animalcrackers0204

    This has Kelly Clarkson written all over it!

    • combatbaby

      No, it doesn’t. Clarkson eloped and her parents and in laws weren’t even there. Why would she have a wedding planner? She’s also only pictured in one dress, unlike Chrissy Teigen. Kelly doesn’t fit.

  • minx

    The only recent brides I can think of are Christina Ricci and Kelly Clarkson. Kelly looked happy at her wedding, so…Christina?

  • MamaJunesneckrolls

    Nene Leakes
    Greg Leakes

  • kermit1969

    The Pistol Annie that married that ball player. Neither relevant enough to remember name-wise but Pissy and Pistol struck a cord.

    • countmeindaisy

      Ashley Monroe is the Pistol Annie, and while the pissy and pistol kinda fit, I just don’t see this being her, everything said about her says she’s very laid back.

  • Ana-nj

    Bride: Kelly Clarkson

    Broom: Brandon Blackstock

    I will be piss off too if I have to wear that wedding dress. With all the money she has, why she did wear that thing. It was ugly, I’m sorry the dress what ugly and it serms like she did look uncomfortable in it.

    • kelno19

      Wow, sounds like you were there agreeing with her, lol! This doesn’t sound like Kelly Clarkson, more like NeNe

  • georgiapeach

    Bride: Avril Lavigne
    Groom: Chad Krueger

  • kittypryde777

    Only recent celeb brides I can think of: Rose McGowan and Christina Ricci.

  • ILikeLemonade

    Bride: Kelly Clarkson
    Groom: Brandon Blackstock

    I’ve heard she is capable of being rather nasty. She was recently married and the coverage in people referred to it as a day of ‘celebration.’

  • snowwhite

    Is it Christina Ricci? No idea about the photographer…

  • curlyandclever

    Because of the excessive use of Miserable I am going Ann Hathaway and Adam Shulman. Also she picks me – not sure why.

  • PrincessTiff

    Christy Tiegan (not sure on spelling)

  • annieoakley

    kelly clarkson

  • augustmom

    The pic reminds me of Carrie Underwood, but she’s been married for a couple of years…so, Kelly Clarkson? Alison Eastwood? Meghan Hilty?

  • Lil Debbull

    I’m going to go with Rose McGowan. Can’t remember which one, but a blog I saw commented about how she looked mad.

  • srw27

    I don’t know but I pity her new husband (soon to be ex-husband I hope)

  • sriram201

    mama june?

  • serafina

    Bride: Fergie
    Groom: Josh Duhmal
    Clue – she was “pissed”, remeber when she peed her pants on stage?

  • Vinnie

    Pissy-Chrissy Teagan (sp?)
    John Legend

  • SouthJerseyGirl

    Latest weddings that I can think of are Megan Hilty (from Smash), Kelly Clarkson, Danielle Fischel and Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard – and the only one that I think would be the Bridezilla is Megan Hilty.

  • wfreshie

    ne ne leakes

    greg leakes

  • FreddyCellophane

    Kelly Clarkson

  • ChloeOdelette

    Hmmm… for some reason Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds come to mind.

  • Recyclechick

    No idea but whomever it is needs some real problems in her life to give her a dose of perspective!

  • valleygirl

    Danielle Fishel & Tim Belusko

    Complaining Bride

  • PinkCrayon

    Anne Hathaway?

    My 2nd guess would be Kelly Clarkson, but she doesn’t seem like the type at all.

  • packerpoke

    Kelly Clarkson.

  • WaitLemmeGuess

    Christina Ricci. She made a huge deal on twitter about how gorgeous her wedding dress was and thanked Riccardo Tisci for designing it for her.

    • Jester

      If this was the case (not a Twitter follower here), why would she make a big deal of thanking the designer if she was pissed about the dress??? This wouldn’t make any sense.

      • WaitLemmeGuess

        Oh I don’t think those kinds of celeb tweets are spontaneous. It’s free advertising for the designer. I’m guessing it’s actually part of the deal and something agreed upon ahead of time. If not, she’d just thank him privately.

  • Christyd

    Bride: Kelly Clarkson
    Groom: Brandon Blackstock

  • cader

    Please don’t be Kristen Bell…

  • valleygirl

    Danielle Fishel & Tim Belusko

    She’s been complaining since the wedding on twitter

  • ericaomega

    Kelly Clarkson???

  • buggie26

    Bride: Kelly Clarkson
    Groom: Brandon Blackstock

  • GayleStorm

    Wild guess…

    Bride: Kelly Clarkson

    Groom: Brandon Blackstock

  • idontknowtheanswer

    this has nene leeks all over it

  • lawyergal

    kate bosworth/michael polish?

  • Runningdude1

    Kristin Cavalleri or Tamra Barney

  • HereKittyKitty

    Christina Ricci?? I remember seeing pics of her dress & a shout-out to Riccardo Tisci for creating such a gorgeous gown. It’d be a shame if she didn’t spend more time in it. Another clue for me was Lainey’s restatement of “wedding day” (Soon as she woke up that day, wedding day…). When I first read it, I thought it said Wednesday, and Ricci played Wednesday Addams back in the day.

  • bananas

    Rose McGowans plastic face might have made her look mad in those pics

  • ravenglass

    Kate Bosworth & Michael Polish.
    She just looks like a bitch. Or maybe she’s just hungry.

    • ravenglass

      This may also be Elisha Cuthbert & Dion Phaneuf.
      “Happy day” She starred in Happy Endings & “she went nuclear” could be a hint for ’24’.Wasn’t there something about nuclear bombs on that show?

      • sssss

        This is a really good guess! Plus Ace uses the word “day” repeatedly, and 24 took place in the span of one day.

    • ravenglass

      LOL

      Nice little dig at Kim & Kanye!!!

  • Bradster

    Kate Bosworth

  • intherain

    Kelly Clarkson & Brandon Blackstock eloped. The only people at their wedding was them and his children from a previous marriage. I’m going with Jesse James and whatever her name is.

  • Booboo1068

    My earlier comment supported the Kelly Clarkson guess but I have to say there seems to be a few suspects for this Blind. Whoever it’s can’t be with herself or her life. Maybe she’s bi-polar or addicted and couldn’t use that day? Just a guess as the bride in question seems mentally unstable.

  • huskies

    Kelly Clarkson

  • boobytrap

    kate bosworth

  • Phaedra

    Pharrel Williams and Helen Lasichanh. She looked pissed-off in the pictures that were taken on her wedding day

  • ArticWolfRS

    While the overuse of “pissy” made me immediately think of KimK, her next wedding hasn’t happened yet. So, I’m guessing either Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger or Nene & Greg Leakes or AnnE Hathaway & what’s-his-name.

    I cannot fit someone to the clues at all. Pissy, nuclear, and miserable have to be them, but I can’t figure it out.

  • rudy

    Christina Ricci and James Heerdegen

  • bellerose

    It’s Kate Bosworth. “Happy” is the clue because Lainey uses “happy” as a codeword for drugs. Lainey frequently refers to Bosworth as being “happy” because Bosworth allegedly uses drugs to suppress her appetite and stay thin.

  • sugarbread

    kate Bosworth has RUN THROUGH so many “friends” that only 1 celebrity was at her wedding and their were photos on people showing her ordering everyone around during / after ceremony for photos. lainey BEYOND hates her too!!

  • Shells

    How is nobody getting it – Kate Bosworth, who was in the movie “Another Happy Day”! :-)

  • cheesy123

    Eric Decker and Jessie James

  • whowassheilahgraham

    Kate Bosworth. When she was involved with Orlando Bloom, he was stung by a sea urchin, and she pissed on the wound.

  • allmyfriendsaredead

    Seth Meyers’s bride Alexi Ashe. From LaineyGossip:

    “As I mentioned, however, this celebrity wedding, albeit at a weirdly specific level of celebrity, was written up by VOGUE and if you read between the lines you’ll see some not so perfect details. Apparently before the ceremony, Seth’s bride, Alexi Ashe, got food poisoning…for two days. The article goes on to say that while in the hospital on the morning of the wedding, a nurse told her “you’re not getting married today” but then Alexi said “f*ck you” and got married anyway (the “f*ck you” part might not be verbatim). VOGUE goes on to explain that despite food poisoning “she walked down the aisle brave and beautiful.”
    BRAVE??? I didn’t write the wiki for food poisoning or anything but I’ve had it a couple times (once at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter with Lainey!) and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t take two days to kick that thing. Furthermore, when I’ve finally peeled myself off the bathroom floor after a bout of food poisoning, I’ve never felt particularly “brave”. The point I’m trying to make is that this sounds like a case of major bridezilla-ing.

    But you know what? Now that she’s married to Seth Meyers, and now that Seth Meyers is about to take over for Fallon, Alexi Ashe is in a position to get away with being a bridezilla, or a momzilla, or whatever kind of zilla she decides to become – because isn’t that what this wedding coverage and the aura of transformation surrounding Seth recently is all about? He’s got his own late-night show and, for reasons that escape me, we give an incredible amount of power to the men (why can’t it be a woman just once?) who host our late night talk shows. “

    • FairyMay9

      i like you.

      i was ready to go with Hilty until i read this post.

      aint no way it’s Kelly Clarkson.

      please dont give up on the butterbeer!

    • bellerose

      Lainey didn’t write that article, it was written by one her her freelance writers (Dean). Lainey doesn’t exert too much control over her freelancers, they can write about whatever celebrities and topics they want provided it’s not about the Kardashians (she’s banned all mentions of the Kardashians from her site). Lainey, however, writes all the blinds on her site and she never writes blinds about people she hasn’t personally written about, and Lainey has never written about Alexi Ashe.

  • ToadKisser

    I hope it’s Chrissy Tiegan. She and John Legend have been on a couple of reality shows together, and he is AWFUL. The way he speaks to her is condescending and rude. I hope she’s not as a nice person as she seems, because if she is, she should never have married him. And I’m totally a fan of his music.

  • Deryn

    I think I have some evidence that it was Kate Bosworth.

    There was an article in the Daily Mail about how THRILLED she was with her de la Renta dress. (I’m not sure if links are okay, so the article title is “The emotional moment Kate Bosworth saw herself in that Oscar de la Renta wedding gown for the very first time”.) In the article she talks about how this special dress represents her love, blah blah blah. But an article in Martha Stewart Weddings (“EXCLUSIVE: Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish Wed—With Help From Martha Stewart Weddings!”) makes a point of mentioning that she had two dresses — one for the ceremony (“she only wore it for an hour”: Lainey), and one for the reception. (Which isn’t that unusual, but still. Two dresses.)

    I can’t imagine that raging at the Martha Stewart staff is a very good idea. My wedding was lovely, but if Martha Stewart had arranged it, I would be a mass of groveling drool lest I tick anyone off.

  • lexybaby76

    Elisha Cuthbert, Dion Phaneuf-I read that she was a pottymouth throughout her whole wedding!!

  • londonloveboston

    this is totally kate bosworth.

  • Whatzmyname

    Kristen Bell or Kate Bosworth look like the pic above however my vote goes for Kate Bosworth. She looks like a mega beyotch.

  • curlyandclever

    On today’s Lainey Gossip (smutty tingles) she hints that its Christina Ricci http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty-Tingles-for-January-14–2014/29146

  • pinkmouse

    This is definitely Christina Ricci. Lainey just posted a big fat clue in her “Smutty Tingles” today: http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty-Tingles-for-January-14–2014/29146

    She linked to a story about Christina Ricci and said, “Do you think she was this chill about her wedding?”

  • ella143

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty-Tingles-for-May-26–2014/30335

    I think we have confirmation this was Christina Ricci.

  • Kelly

    Doesn’t make sense. Her wedding was in October, she’s not that far along in her pregnancy. If she was raging at her wedding, her pregnancy isn’t to blame.

  • seattlegirl

    Wow if Ricci was that pissy on her wedding day, wait until she’s up at 3am with a screaming baby covered in puke! She’ll be beside herself! (Oh wait, celebs have live-in nannies to deal with things like that. Nevermind…)