Rich Famous Guy Shuts Everyone Up

lawyer 1[The Morton Report] This is a rich and famous man, known around the world. He keeps busy and he keeps his lawyers even busier.

This summer he got his team to prevent a media story concerning a talked-about woman and a member of his family, then he blocked the publication of pictures of the inside of one of his houses.

(And he’s not royal!)

Rich Man:

Talked-about Woman:

Rich Man’s Family Member:

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62 comments to Rich Famous Guy Shuts Everyone Up

  • curlyandclever

    Simon Cowell, his brother and his knocked-up side piece.

  • mommie dearest

    Simon Cowell, his baby momma, & his brother.

  • EastlakeGirl

    Simon Cowell
    Lauren Silverman
    Nicholas Cowell

  • Marina

    Simon Cowell, Lauren Silverman, and his brother

  • Vaassh

    Leo Dicaprio?

  • august

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell.
    Talked -about Woman: Laura Silverman
    Rich Mans Family Member : Daniel Crowell ( which I think is the baby’s father anyway)

    • PandoraWolf

      And, sadly, it’s possible a DNA test can’t confirm which brother it would be. I remember one story where the girl was dating an identical twin, then “accidentally” slept with the other brother (drunk, not paying close attention, spite, for whatever reason) and got pregnant. Both brothers denied being the dad and the DNA couldn’t tell either way. I think the girl got NOTHING, and the guys’ mom was in tears since her two sons turned on eachother and she wasn’t getting to see her grandbaby. Sad.

      Wrap it up, everyone!

      • carriebradshaw

        this is possible only by identical twins, because they have the same DNA, however fraternal twins have different DNA and also normal, not-twin siblings.

        You can say by DNA that they are related, but it’s no problem to keep them apart.

    • august

      Oh chit Nicholas, thought name was Daniel.

  • iocaine

    Simon Cowell, his gold digging baby mama, and his brother.

  • redstilettos

    Simon C. for the rich guy

  • robirob052

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell

    Talked-about woman: Lauren Silverman

    Rich Man’s Family Member: Nicholas Cowell

  • La Llorona

    Simon Cowell?

  • ravenglass

    Simon Cowell covering up for that gold digger Lauren Silverman who had a fling with one of Simon’s brothers just to get close to Simon & his money.

    • Whatzmyname

      Wow. That is some serious gold digging. She obviously learned from the best….she and Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheens ex) were best friends in high school.

  • BRUSHFIRE97

    Simon Cowell, the girl he impregnated and his brother?

  • cadaver11

    Larry shippers will love this. I love how you give them (false) hope.
    :)

    This is not vague but vague enough.

  • MelliUK

    simon cowell
    lauren silverman
    nicholas cowell his brother

    nicholas had an affair with lauren silverman…before she was with simon :)

  • GoddessPinkAngel

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell

    Talked-about Woman: Lauren Silverman

    Rich Man’s Family Member: Simon’s Brother

  • fishfish123

    This is a complete shot in the dark but….Donald Trump?

  • wfreshie

    simon cowell

    lauren silverman

    nicholas cowell (simons brother)

  • Northstar

    E-Z, P-Z

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell

    Talked-about Woman: his baby momma

    Rich Man’s Family Member: his brother

    too lazy to look up names :)

  • CountessLurkula

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell

    Talked-about Woman: Lauren Silverman

    Rich Man’s Family Member: Nicholas Cowell

  • PapillonLover

    Simon Cowell
    Lauren Silverman
    Nicholas

  • randijane

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell
    Talked-about Woman: Lauren Silverman
    Rich Man’s Family Member: Nicholas Cowell, Simon’s brother and rumored fling of Lauren.

  • Rapunzel

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell
    Talked-about Woman: Lauren Silverman
    Rich Man’s Family Member: Simon Cowell’s brother

  • BritishPound

    Rich Man: Cowell

    Talked-about Woman: Silverman

    Rich Man’s Family Member: Cowell’s brother

  • Alllie

    Sounds like a Simon Cowel-ey kind of move, to shut up the story about his brother and baby-momma affair.

  • zeep

    Simon Cowell, his baby mama, and his brother.

  • savvy_geek

    Simon Cowell
    Lauren Silverman
    Simon’s brother, Nicholas Cowell

  • packerpoke

    Donald Trump and Ivana.

  • Kevin.Dillon.23

    Trump?

  • dalstongirl

    All I can think of Simon Cowell.

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell

    Talked-about Woman: His pregnant ‘girlfriend’

    Rich Man’s Family Member: Simon’s brother. I think they’ve been rumours about her and his brother. They were intimate and one point.

  • cheesy123

    simon cowell

  • mugofmead111

    Not another BI about Simon Cowell?

    My guesses:

    Simon

    His baby mama Lauren Silverman

    Simon’s brother who dated Lauren before Simon did (I forget his name)

  • 4sixx2

    Simon, his paramour/baby momma, & his brother that she used to do.

  • Kricket1

    Simon Cowell
    Baby Mama – Just divorced – Lauren Silverman
    Simon’s brother – who was also boinking the baby mama – Nicholas Cowell or one of his 3 half brothers

  • NanaBanana

    This is obviously Simon Cowell, that woman he knocked up (Lauren something?), and Simon’s brother who she was also sleeping with.

  • PandoraWolf

    Simon Cowell

    What’s her name

    Cowell’s brother.

    The inevitable tell-all will be SIIIIIIICK with juicy gossip, methinks!

  • val

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell
    Talked-about Woman: The Silverman lady he impregnated.
    Rich Man’s Family Member: His brother – whichever was sleeping with that Silverman lady.

  • ak10702

    I think….
    Simon Cowell
    Lauren S.
    Simon Cowell’s brother

  • VexTheVixen

    Rich Man – Simon Cowell

    Talked-about Woman – Lauren Silverman

    Rich Man’s Family Member – Tony Cowell, Simon’s brother

    Simon has been said to idolize his older brother, Tony, and rumor has it that Tony did Lauren first.

  • commonsense

    simon cowell
    laura silverman
    simon’s brother that laura used to mess with

  • ImWearingVersace

    Simon Cowell

    Lauren Silverman

    His brother

  • augustmom

    Simon Cowell.

  • Wannabe Sherlock

    This is probably a very poor guess, but:

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell
    Talked-about Woman: Julie Chen
    Rich Man’s Family Member: Nicholas Cowell

    – ‘This is a rich and famous man, known around the world’ – but he doesn’t appear to have a specific role like actor, athlete, politician, presenter, or royal.
    – ‘He keeps busy…’ – Flying between work locations and various yahts with his harem of ex’s.
    – ‘… and he keeps his lawyers even busier.’ with the Lauren Silverman issues? No kidding : )
    – ‘…a talked-about woman…’ – Julie Chen from The Talk

    • Wannabe Sherlock

      With how security conscious he is, I also can’t imagine SiCo being happy to have pictures of his house over the internet, esp. with a baby on the way.

  • slantrhyme

    Simon Cowell (judge) is the rich and famous man.

  • Lola Mac

    Simon Cowell

    Lauren Silverman

    Cowell’s bro Nick

  • Moni_Moni

    Rich Man: Richard Branson
    Talked about woman: Kate Winslet
    Family Member: Son Ned Rocknroll or Branson’s Mom
    (whom Kate carried out of the house on fire)

  • bjd44

    This is Donald Trump. Don’t know who the woman is….don’t care either.

  • goldieb

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell.
    T-A Woman: His Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
    Rich Man’s Family Member: Simon’s brother Nicholas, with whom LS allegedly had an affair in order to meet Simon.

  • LeahLynn28

    Simon Cowell.
    That greedy cheater,Lauren.
    His brother…one of them,or all.
    Well,looks like he might not the baby-daddy after all…i heard she was having sex with him and his brother.Now who’s the babby-daddy,that’s a mystery.Could be one of them,or another man.lol
    Everybody knows she was cheating on her now ex-husband with Simon’s brother and with him too.Blocking the photos won’t change anything anymore,the damage is already done.She’s still a cheater and he’s still a promiscuous douchebag,nothing changed.

    • PandoraWolf

      Simon Cowell is way too savvy to NOT get a DNA test. If she can convince him not to, that chick could sweettalk ANYONE into ANYTHING.

      Hell, if I were a man with a tenth as much money as Cowell, I’d DNA test for sure!

      • Wannabe Sherlock

        I wouldn’t even ask for a DNA test if I were Simon. I’d just take the swab or a few hairs and they’d be in the post before she even knew what was happening.

  • Lisa

    Simon Cowell
    Lauren Silverman
    Nicholas Cowell

  • Mrs Boaz

    Sooooo Simon Cowell took on his Brother’s sloppy left overs who has been rumored to have been a loose goose or better yet whom one could say her v@gina has logged more flight time and frequent flyer miles than all the major airlines…. And he’s concerned with shutting down the tabloids? LMAO! Simon needs to go & have some tea & crumpets while he & his “flying goose” wait for their induction to the Slimeball Cretin Hall of Fame!

  • mugofmead111

    It’s interesting that, if this is about Simon Cowell, he was able to squash a story about Lauren and his brother, but he wasn’t able to prevent the initial bombshell of getting someone else’s wife pregnant from becoming news in the first place.

  • BoredPerson123

    Rich Man: Simon Cowell

    Talked-about Woman: Lauren Silverman

    Rich Man’s Family Member: Nicholas Cowell (I think), his brother.

    Even if Simon Cowell isn’t a royal, he IS a royal in the music industry! 😉 But honestly Miss Silverman shouldn’t have done whatever she had done in the first place. No point at all huh. >:(

  • ToadKisser

    Amazing how Simon was able to buy off the press like that…except for that tiny little part about how we still seem to know all the lurid details, including the fact that she slept with his brother. Oops. Wonder how much he spent?

  • lonz

    HAHA didn’t even know that Simon’s brother was linked to the baby mama before reading these comments… guess he did an excellent job shutting up the press! This story keeps getting better and better… gotta give Simon props for keeping things interesting for us