How She Lost The Cover

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[Lainey Gossip] It’s an opportunity that’s been withheld from some of the most famous women in the world. It’s considered a major honour – to make the cover, THAT cover, a cover her predecessors had achieved and one that was being offered to her just as she was moving forward with the next stage in her career. It was to be a big deal.

The photo shoot happened. Everyone was happy with the pictures.

And then, well, she did her thing. She did her thing, for several minutes she did her thing, and the world gasped and they gasped and now those pictures, they might not be on the cover anymore.

They’ve told her that they are reconsidering her cover but that she’ll still show up in the pages, just not on the front page.

For prestige, this is definitely a setback. But for sales? And notoriety? And general headline-worthiness? There haven’t been any losses. It…just might be a couple of years before they ask her again.



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It’s Miley Cyrus! Source: Daily Mail

Remember when cute little Miley Cyrus was on the cover of Teen Vogue? She was so sweet and wholesome with her clothes on and her tongue in her mouth.


Well, times have changed, my friend! Miley’s got a new look and a twerky new attitude. And now all the Prada in the world won’t make the Devil put Miley back on the cover of Vogue.

Miley Cyrus’s Vogue cover

CANCELLED by Anna Wintour

following controversial VMA performance

Miley Cyrus’s crude dance at the MTV Video Music Awards has cost her the coveted cover slot on American Vogue.

The 20-year-old, right, was photographed for the December issue as editor-in-chief Anna Wintour had been eager to champion her as a new fashion icon.

But she soon changed her mind after witnessing the singer perform her overtly sexual routine in latex bra and knickers.

‘Anna found the whole thing distasteful,’ a source says. ‘She decided, based on Miley’s performance, to take the cover in a different direction.’

Well, we feel for Miley, so we’re going to give her the Vogue cover she deserves:

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You’re welcome, Miley!

Congratulations to HMW0250, who was the first to guess this one correctly! And thanks to everyone who added links right after the story broke!


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