Ice Cream Game 4: I Have A Gossip Dream

ice cream 2UPDATED with WINNERS!

This is the most tasteless contest we have ever run… but there’s a tasty reward at the end!

What’s more important than equality? Gossip!

Tell us your ultimate GOSSIP dream!

Is it for Louis and Harry to get married? Is it for George Clooney to hook up with Sandra Bullock? Is it for Miley Cyrus to become a nun?

Be concise. Your dream needs to be short enough for the names of the celebrities to be included in the first part of a good tweet.

Maximum 3 entries per person. Entries may be submitted until Thursday 12:00 noon EDT.

We’ll pick TWO winners who will each receive a gift certificate for Cold Stone Creamery. Yummy!

Now, finish this phrase: “I have a gossip dream…”

UPDATE!

There were so many good entries that we decided to select THREE winners!

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Mizzavrid:

I have a gossip dream that we finally find out the truth about Bradley Cooper…. gay/straight/bi, douchebag/nice guy/wifebeater, big peen/small peen? What, Bradley, WHAT?

larry stylinson

Larrythalegend:

I have a gossip dream that a Larry Stylinson sex tape exists and we’ll all get to watch it.

robin thicke

CarrieAnne:

I have a gossip dream that one day Robin Thicke will finally tell me what rhymes with hug me.

Congratulations to Mizzavrid, Larrythalegend, and CarrieAnne! And thanks to everyone for sharing their gossip dreams with us!

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280 comments to Ice Cream Game 4: I Have A Gossip Dream

  • hobbes

    Clooney and Bullock! Or Cruise and Beckham (David).

  • ifyouwannawakeupearly

    I have a gossip dream that one day Paul McCartney will admit that he’s been at daggers drawn with Yoko Ono for several decades because she took away the only man he ever loved.

    • VodkaSoaked

      HAHAHA Old school dream gossip.

      The culmination of generations of fans. Great choice, wakeup

      • ifyouwannawakeupearly

        I aim to please, V.S. I mean, this is like the Larry Stylinson of the Sixties, and I can’t believe more people haven’t cottoned on to it.

    • jhp

      I have finally registered, just to tell you how much I love your choice. Because I love it, and the fact that it was the first reply!

      I think something to this effect will probably come out once Paul passes. I mean there have been hints in their song (if you choose to read them that way), and John IIRC has dropped hints he dabbled in the queer scene at the time, so…it’s possible?!

      • jHp323

        I just logged in to tell you how much I love your chosen username ;)

        And YES, there are SO many song hints over the years, going WAY back… but I don’t know how anyone could listen to one of John’s last hits (“(Just Like) Starting Over”) and not realize who the song is about…

        But yay, welcome!

      • ifyouwannawakeupearly

        Hello, fellow JHP readers! ;) Randy little devils, you lot are. Frankly, after the (in)famous One Direction edit of that boy band blind item, I kind of wanted someone to do a John/Paul video, but then realized there was one member too many for it to work. :P

      • loremi

        jHp323, you may be on to something! I just read the lyrics and now I want to believe it was John’s final olive branch to Paul. I wonder if Paul sees it that way too?

      • jhp

        Jhp323: LOL! Virtual high five to you. Didn’t realize so many of y’all were here. Agree with you about Starting Over, I had to slap myself upside the head when the Roy Orbison/Elvis style of singing was pointed out and why it was chosen being a clue as to whom it was chosen for.

        Loremi, there is a tale floating around that Paul listened to Starting Over on repeat for days after John died. If that is true, I think he knows…

    • 2BEAUCOUP

      I hope Paul/Faul admits he is dead.
      Then he drops the big one-we didn’t go to the moon.
      I beginning to believe the 60’s never happened.

      • ifyouwannawakeupearly

        Yeah, 60IF isn’t real, the moon landing happened, and if you don’t remember the Sixties, chances are you were there. But thanks for playing! Give the crazy person a hand, folks! :D

    • Reader

      And Yoko refuses to be in the same room with Lou Reed because John took a walk on the wild side with Reed.

  • blossoming

    I have a gossip dream and it’s for Harry and Louis to be happy and free!

  • Laramcch

    Well you already said mine so, “Louis and Harry to get married” .

  • stephie

    I have a gossip dream… That Britney and Justin will get married and live happily Ever after.

    My B-rated dream.. I have a gossip dream. That Ryan Gosling will marry Rachel Mcadams and live happily ever after. The end.
    Clearly I have issues.

  • rallibella

    Can it be two part? First- Eleanor’s beard contract to end. Second- Louis and Harry be allowed to come out.

  • tworley2772

    I have a gossip dream I see Louis and Harry getting married eventually. Right now I’d settle for being happy and able to tell the world they’re together.

  • I have a gossip dream that the word “baby bump” will forever be banished from vocabulary everywhere!

  • tworley2772

    I have a gossip dream, I want Louis and Harry to come out by the end of this year, That would be the best Christmas present and birthday present for Louis.

  • I have a gossip dream… it is to Harry and Louis come out as a couple.

  • tworley2772

    I have a gossip dream, I want to see Louis and Harry proudly holding hands in public and not having to hide that they’re together and in love.

  • Fergus

    My dream is for the Tay-Tay/Kanye tape to come out.

  • rallibella

    I have a gossip dream for Louis and Harry to come out.

  • potatus

    That Brad Pitt and George Clooney come out as a couple!
    That Matt Damon and Ben Affleck ditto!
    That Sandra Bullock just comes out!

  • downtowngirl

    I have a gossip dream that Miley will accept that she is white and tacky, oh and the 1d boys come out!

  • klutzy_girl

    I have a gossip dream that Jen Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting again, but this time it’s twins.

  • scumby

    I have a gossip dream that Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton marry after both undergoing sex change operations. Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Perez Gaga.

  • lovebuglindsey

    I have a gossip dream…

    …that one day Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson will be able to announce to the world that they are in fact in a secret relationship. They would proudly tell us at a time they were ready and wanted to share the news with us because they realise their own actions could in fact help others. They would want others to not be ashamed of who they are and show no qualms in equal love. While they would love the support from fans who have believed in the relationship since the beginning, they would even acknowledge those who do not wish to believe it; therefore, in doing so, they could educate those fans that love is love. Eventually, One Direction could continue their anti-bullying campaign to specifically include a category regarding bullying towards the LGBT community, in turn, creating a revolution in today’s generation towards gay rights.

    And they’d live happily ever after. :)

  • misslibrarianlady

    I have a gossip dream that the Kardashians would disappear.

  • wandering

    My gossip dream is that Cruise, Travolta & Jake G all come out

  • Finlands Best

    I have a gossip dream that Tom Cruise and John Travolta would publicly hook up.

    • Finlands Best

      er, wait, not hook up publicly but be out together. Sorry for bad mental images.

      • ValleyOfTheGalls

        Ahahaha! I had to read that twice. The first time I thought I had misread it.
        You mean like the opposite of the So. Park episode when they were hiding in the closet together.

  • CarrieAnne

    I have a gossip dream that one day Robin Thicke will finally tell me what rhymes with hug me.

  • I have a gossip dream that one day Harry and Louis will be free and they will finally tell the truth.

  • ValleyOfTheGalls

    Kanye dumps Kim for Scott Disick. Couple elope in yellow Rolls. Kim and Kris K to play themselves in Lifetime biopic.

  • irenerenei

    I have a gossip dream that Tyler Hoechlin will hook up with Dylan O’Bryen ;)

  • AreYouKiddingMePeople

    “I have a gossip dream…” that “Traveling In Different Directions” will be solved and the fake “relationship” of Elounor will FINALLY end so both of them no longer have to look like they are bored to death by being forced to do Modest!’s PR stunts. Let’s continue that dream with solving “Winter Break” so Louis Tomlinson and his boyfriend Harry Styles can go on a winter vacation skiing and/or to the beach and spend some quality alone time with each other which they so need and deserve. The ending to my dream would be that they would finally be able to come out to the public as boyfriends, get engaged (might be already), get married, raise as many children as they want and they live happily ever after…the end. :)

    • Kanboko

      I totally second that.

    • monica

      Oh my gosh literally this too^

      Ace you sneaks!!

      And I’ve come to a highly probable conclusion and headcanon here: Louis and Harry ARE engaged. Whatever happened in LA was damn surely a monolithical next step for their relationship or something because lately those two Boy Banders are – literally and figuratively – blatantly out of the bag. It’s like someone cranked up the Affections and Secret Glances-I-see-you-I-twist-my-ring-you-see-me-I-talk-you-know-what-I-mean-etc. lever to a /high/ this time around.

      Sighhh. My Gossip dream definitely consists of Larry to be free.

  • iknowiknownotreallybutmaybe

    I have a gossip dream Ryan Reynolds leaves Blake Lively for a girl he does a double take on as they pass each other in LA (that’s me). She steps right out of his FIFTEEN year old dreams and onto his motorcycle.

  • ckarla

    Classis and a daftly unoriginal one; that soon, very soon, I’ll come online and see a massive number of headlines announcing that louis and harry came out, also with hopes of not seeing too much negativity surrounding their sexual orientation or their relationship. it would be a big step forward for gay community, i think. and the younger generations would see that there is nothing wrong with being gay, because even their favorite boy banders are. that’s it.

  • iraells

    I have a gossip dream that one day, Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols will come out together.

  • guessingbg

    I have a gossip dream that PR relationships will die! I’m looking at you Haylor and Elounor!

  • nataliecook

    I have a gossip dream that I will be able to watch that (alleged) Joe Jonas sex tape.

  • HopeF

    I have a gossip dream… that Naya Rivera and Big Sean will admit they are only a public stunt *heart-eyes*

  • cupcakes

    I have a gossip dream that Louis and Harry as well as Darren Criss and Chris Colfer can come out as happy couples

  • MJ

    I have a gossip dream that you finally solve Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret blind and confirm it’s about Harry and Louis.

  • sugarspice

    I have a gossip dream that Harry and Louis will feel comfortable enough to come out and be honest about their relationship.

  • misslibrarianlady

    I have a gossip dream that Brad Pitt and George Clooney will FINALLY acknowledge that their bromance is cuter than their individual relationships.

  • IcanC

    I have a gossip dream that Louis Tomlinson & Harry Styles will share their marriage w the world by the end of 2013. Mr. & Mr. Tomlinson.

  • dancingharold

    I have a gossip dream that one day Harry and Louis will come out !

  • ivanacx

    I have a gossip dream that… Louis will finally shave his beard (if you know what I mean) so Harry and him can stay together, forever. YAY HAPPINESS.

  • IcanC

    I have a gossip dream that Louis Tomlinson & Harry Styles will tell the world they are married by the end of 2013.

  • mizzavrid

    I have a gossip dream that we finally find out the truth about Bradley Cooper…. gay/straight/bi, douchebag/nice guy/wifebeater, big peen/small peen? What, Bradley, WHAT?

  • Cyanna George

    I have a dream that most of the Kardashians get stuck in a Sharknado and the sheer amount Kardashian plastic debris flying around will somehow kill all the Lohans in a bloody, Quentin Tarantino movie type of gore, mess. Happy Days!

  • IcanC

    I have a gossip dream that Louis Tomlinson & Harry Styles will announce they are married by the end of 2013.

  • VodkaSoaked

    1) That Kris Kardashian was directing a porn video starring Kendall Jenner before she becomes 18, and is then taken into custody for child porn; assets siezed.

    2) That the OneDirection boys admit their loves for eachother, and are still successful.

    3) That it’s revieled that ACE is actually George Clooney pulling a Gossip Girl.

  • travoltasbeard

    I have a Gossip Dream that John Travolta will write a tell all about his sexuality, his relationships with other coseted church members, and an expose of the Church of Scientology.

  • travoltasbeard

    I have a second Gossip Dream that comedian Stephen Wright will be exposed as the boy toy lover of Oprah.

  • sevda

    I have a gossip dream for Harry and louis to get merried. How on earth did u guess?

  • sdenzel

    I have a gossip dream that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson come out and be happily together and still be the biggest boyband with lots of love and support! <3

  • Jester

    “I have a gossip dream that Leah Remini writes a brutally, honest tell-all book about Scientology and busts all the celebrities and their dirty little secrets”.

  • malkatz

    My gossip dream is that Ted Casablanca, in a disgruntled fit, will reveal all his monikers. Meanwhile, a politician from a former presidency, or even a former president, comes clean about government conspiracies and secret societies. While this is all happening, steamy nude photos of a pre-Federline Britney Spears leak, as well as concrete proof that Marilyn was or was not murdered. Oh, and did I mention that all of this would be done the same week Blake Lively’s tell-all is published?

  • gossipcannuck

    I have a dream that Taylor Swift will shut the f–k up.

  • Megan

    my gossip dream is that harry styles will finally learn how to twerk properly

  • srw27

    I have a gossip dream that Louis & Harry will get married soon & “accidentally” release a sex tape from their honeymoon. :)

  • amelia

    my dream is that Tom Cruise and John Travolta finally admit they are indeed gay, and they are going to build a giant Scientology center on some remote island where they and the rest of the scientologists can go worship their alien leader

  • ImWearingVersace

    Zac Efron will finally get a new girlfriend.

  • HarryandLouis

    I have a dream that Harry and Louis will get married in a televised/twitcammed/otherwise accessible to the Larry believers who fought so hard for them for so many years ceremony.

  • FluffynpinK

    My gossip dream is that Blind Gossip will reveal every single one of their blind items.

  • theginganinja

    I had a gossip dream that Prince William had two wives. Kate Middleton told me herself in the actual dream last week! It was right after I rescued a kid that jumped onto the roof of her house, which was right down the street.

  • scumby

    I have a gossip dream that Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton marry after both undergoing sex change operations. Introducing Mr.& Mrs.Lady Hilton

  • PiscesTwice

    I have a gossip dream… That Chris Colfer and Darren Criss are finally able to be themselves, out and free, and become a huge power couple, ala Brad and Angie.

  • WhoDatGirl

    Harry and Louis are out (not married necessarily) and they reveal it at the 2014 Grammys with a massive kiss and the middle finger for Modest!

  • Bystander

    I have a gossip dream that Justin Timberlake and Trace Ayala have been in a committed gay relationship all these years.

  • kcphilly

    I have a gossip dream that Angelina ditches Brad for Jennifer Aniston. Pictures of the new power couple along with all the Jolie-Pitt children everywhere.

  • mollynyc

    I have a gossip dream that Hugh Jackman will come out of the closet.

  • WhoDatGirl

    One of Will Smith’s gay lovers dishes all his dirty secrets in spicy tell-all book.

  • cheshirebadboi

    I have a gossip dream that Louis and Harry will come out as a couple before I stop caring about the band entirely.

  • lisi006

    I have a gossip dream that Jake Gyllenhaal will finally feel confident that his career wont suffer once he comes out.

    My second gossip dream that Beyonce will stop with the lying and admit that her “baby bump” was actually a pillow.

    Finally, my gossip dream is for Kanye to go public with Riccardo Tisci and that humiliation will finally make Kim go away.

  • Mardy Bum

    I would like Johnny Depp and Kate Moss to get back together. Then I would like to have video evidence of a real behind the scenes cooze go viral. Way bigger than Reese’s little police thing. Like Julia Roberts caught belittling a crew member, their career plummets and karma is restored.

  • NinaETF

    Yes. I have a dream that one day, Harry and Louis will be able to be who they really are. GAY TO THE MAX. Louis can go back to wearing toms, and Harry can wear that heart shirt every day! I also have a dream that one day we won’t have to photoshop couple pictures of the two. I CAN’T WAIT!!

  • Naija_girl

    I have a gossip dream that JT will profess his undying love for Brit, only for her to reject him!

  • _insaisissable_

    I have a gossip dream that Louis and Harry came out, and finally enjoyed their love. Because love is equal, right?

  • hideyourfires

    I have a gossip dream, that Kanye and Kim will announce their second pregnancy, a boy to be named South West.

  • stolidog

    Sandra Bullock comes out as the Queen of the Scissor Sisters.

  • stolidog

    John Travolta and Kristi Alley lock up the dungeon and walk away from Scientology

  • stolidog

    Chase Crawford and Tony Romo confirm their relationship.

  • NoseyNana2008

    A cloud falls over Hollywood like a fog. When it lifts, all the sleazy, slimy, perverted industry people reveal themselves, protecting the young actors and actresses from any further abuse at the hands of adults. All closeted actors and actresses come out with no repercussions to their careers. And yet, somehow, Hollywood continues to supply Blind Gossip with plenty to keep it going!

  • Spanct

    I have a gossip dream that solid gay relationships no longer need to be hidden in the gossip pages, and I hate myself for this but … argh don’t… nude photos surface of … stopit… pre-Britney Federline… ugh that’s nasty, I’m outofhere.

  • LarrysFairies

    “I have a gossip dream that Louis and Harry will come out of the closet because its really dark in here…..

  • LouislovesHarry4ever

    I have a gossip dream that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are already happily married.

  • lovinginthedark

    I have a gossip dream that Blind Gossip will solve the item ‘Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret’.
    Just kidding.
    I have a gossip dream that Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles will say the truth.

  • bjd44

    I have a gossip dream that Miley (Sigh)rus is actually the love child of George Clooney and Dina Lohan! (That would actually explain A LOT! LOL…..)

  • I have a gossip dream that The Gay One will kiss The Other Gay One in front of the world.

  • memommamo

    I have a gossip dream that Tom Cruise comes flying out of the closet as a flaming cross-dressing homo who embraces his sexuality.

    I have another gossip dream where Suri Cruise is proven to be the love child of Katie Holmes and Chris Klein.

  • Warrior1461

    Dream, find out Demi and selena are lreallyinle sbian love with each other.
    Taylor Swift likes to have Sybian parties with all of her girlfriends, Demi came over and they could not pry her off that thing.
    Demi finally DUMPS that slimeball Wilmer for good.

  • Marnie

    I have a gossip dream that the next time someone will ask Harry Styles about his women, Louis Tomilson will stand up, cryng “Bitch, he’s mine” and then he will kiss him on national tv singing the soundtrack of Grease. (But yeah, the marriage will be ok, too ;-) )

  • PapillonLover

    I have a gossip dream…..that Anderson Cooper wasn’t gay (and wants me!). Sean Connery is forever young and playing the Bond roles till the end of time. Johnny Depp and Matthew McConaughey finally bathed and hired real stylists. All Lohans & Kartrashians just disappear off the face of the earth. Lastly….Angelina & Jennifer have been lesbian lovers all this time and will be releasing a sex tape , just in time for Christmas!

  • I Am PunkA

    I have a gossip dream…

    That all gay Hollywood leading men will all “come out” in one massive televised event. #freethegays

  • Brianna

    I have a gossip dream that one day Harry and Louis will be able to show their love for each other.

  • Brianna

    I have a gossip dream that hopefully one day, there will be no need for beards or cover ups because being gay will be accepted by everyone.

  • brainy

    I have a dream that Kanye will have Jay-Z’s baby.

  • clink1833

    I have a gossip dream that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant by Ben Afleck, causing Ben and Jen Gardner to divorce. Ben Afleck then leaves Jennifer Aniston as he professes his love to George Clooney. Taylor Swift writes a song about it.

    I think I got all of the popular guesses to most of the blinds we see :)

  • nutsarenuts

    I have a Gossip Dream that Louis and Harry get married:)

  • lily is my puppy

    I have a gossip dream…

    that we become more like the French about affairs. (Can’t we all agree that everybody has them, politicians included?)

    that women will come up with ways other than being naked to promote their work in the entertainment world.

    that faces that move make a comeback in film and TV. More faces that move!

  • curlyandclever

    I have a gossip dream that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes put out a sex tape.

  • The Divine Miss N

    I have a dream…that Blanda, her sister, and Wilmer all end up on an island, Gilligan style, never to be heard from again!

  • lemons17

    I would like Kate and Leo to finally admit that they belong together, and for actors to stop feeling as though they have to hide their sexuality. And no more contract relationships!!

  • lily is my puppy

    I have a gossip dream that we turn the lens off the children. No more pap photos with kids in them. Like the way we banned alcohol advertising from TV, just all agree that kids are off limits.

  • lily is my puppy

    (I’m in a philosophical mood. Sorry!)

  • margochanning

    I have a dream that a giant dome falls from the sky during MTV’s VMA’s next year and then we all get to listen to good music once again…and Daft Punk is on Steven Colbert’s show that same night

  • Up the Coast

    I have a gossip dream that all of the Brangelina nannies and kids get together and write a Tell-All :)