The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs – Part 5

seven dwarfs[Blind Gossip] Slimy’s cell phone just happened to contain some very personal photos.

“OMG! There are n*ked photos of Poppy on your phone!”

“Everybody has naked photos of their celebrity girlfriends on their phones.”

“Like who?”

Slimy told Horrie about Pantsy, a very famous young pop singer who has trouble keeping his pants up.

“Pantsy has n*ked pics of Sassy on his phone. But he would never release them, because she would never speak to him again.”

Releasing naked photos could break up a couple? What a great idea!

Horrie called Junkie and told her about the photos of Poppy.  Junkie instructed Horrie on how to steal the photos.

They had to act quickly, while Poppy was still out of the country. Within 24 hours, Junkie and Horrie started shopping them around. They knew that even if they couldn’t sell the photos, that the gossip blogs would pick up on the story.

Their first stop was a gossip blog to which Junkie had frequently sent pieces of gossip about her boyfriend Lucky and his family and friends. Of course, they picked up the story right away.

It was all perfect. Junkie and Horrie – the two evil Fame-Seeking Sisters – could ensure the breakup of Poppy and Slimy, not just by disclosing Slimy’s philandering, but by leaking private photos of Poppy as well! Poppy would be seen as a slut, Poppy would think that Slimy did it, and they would definitely break up!

Then Junkie could date Lucky, and Horrie could date Slimy! What a beautiful foursome they would make! What great photo ops! Junkie and Horrie would be famous! Two sisters who date two celebrities! Famous, famous, famous!

Except… we’ve just spoiled their little plan. Even if those photos get published (and they probably will), everyone will now know that Slimy cheated on Poppy, and that the leaked photos came from his phone.

They will also know that Junkie and Horrie are the devious witches behind the photo leak. They used Lucky, they used Slimy, and they tried to screw over Poppy to claw their way to fame.

Slimy, Junkie, and Horrie: The wrath and the fans of multiple celebrities are about to rain down on you. You’d better run and hide. Run and hide.

The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

Poppy:

Lucky:

Flexy:

Twerky:

Sassy:

Clingy:

Slimy:

 

Others:

Chappy:

Pantsy:

Junkie (not famous):

Horrie (not famous):

 

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195 comments to The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs – Part 5

  • thereal real

    Bravo, Ace!!! That was FUCKING EPIC!!! Loved every minute of it!!!

  • TooObvious

    Poppy: Demi

    Lucky: Joe

    Flexy: Nick

    Twerky: Miley

    Sassy: Selena

    Clingy: Taylor

    Slimy: Wilmer

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry

    Pantsy: Justin

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s Sister

  • redstilettos

    With friends like these… Why. On. Earth. do celebs let people take naked pictures of them? Unless you plan on posing for Playboy or whatnot, I say you are dumb (channeling Antoin from The Bed Intruder) for posing naked on your phone. It’s one thing if you are changing clothes and don’t know you are being photographed, but if you’re a mega star, you know it will eventually get leaked. Pantsy is obvi Bieber.

    • wendy hood

      Even if you don’t personally release the photos, your phone can get hacked. The pics can get leaked at any time.

    • Bromance1979

      What a sad way to live life – for all of them. More parents who push their children into show business need to look at these celebs to see what comes of fame at a young age. Even the ones who are seemingly doing well (Selena & Taylor with their good girl images) are completely screwed up.

  • newtodaye

    Poppy-Demi Lovato
    Lucky-Joe Jonas
    Clingy-Taylor Swift
    Sassy-Selena Gomez
    Twerky-Miley Cyrus
    Flexy-Nick Jonas
    Junkie-Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie-Kaja Eggenschwiler
    Chappy-Stiles
    Slimy-Wilmer Valderrama
    Pantsy-Justin Bieber

  • crystalbluee

    in order..
    demi lovato
    joe jonas
    nick jonas
    miley cyrus
    selena gomez
    taylor swift
    wilmer valderrama
    harry styles
    justin bieber
    blanda eggenschwiler
    and her sister kaja eggenschwiler

  • pusherlovegirl

    easy peasy!

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s sister

  • Schmidty

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderama
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler (I think that’s her name)

  • poppy:demi
    lucky:joe jonas dear lord he needs to get rid of that woman
    flexy:nick
    twerky:milayyy
    sassy:selena
    clingy;taytay
    slimy:wilmer vanderammallama

    chappy:young mr. styles tripping away poor boy
    pantsy:the biebs

    junkie: blanda egghead or w/e
    horrie; i cant be bothered to look up blanda eggheads sisters name so ____ egghead

  • Marie Park

    Poppy: Demi L

    Lucky: Joe J

    Flexy: Nick J

    Twerky: Miley C

    Sassy: Selena G

    Clingy: Taylor S

    Slimy: Wilmer V

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry S <3 <3 <3

    Pantsy: Justin B.

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda E (Fucking famewhore)

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda's sister.

  • wastedonlife

    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggensschwiler
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

  • allycat13

    Poppy: Demi lovato

    Lucky: joe jonas

    Flexy: nick jonas

    Twerky: miley cyrus

    Sassy: selena gomez

    Clingy: taylor swift

    Slimy:wilmer valderma (cant spell his name)

    Others:

    Chappy: harry from 1D

    Pantsy: justin beiber ?

    Junkie (not famous): blanda (joes gf)

    Horrie (not famous): blandas sister not sure her name

    (1st time posting :)

  • Lau_Directioner

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister

  • Annemarie123

    Poppy:Demi Lovato

    Lucky:Joe Jonas

    Flexy:Nick Jonas

    Twerky:Miley Cyrus

    Sassy:Selena Gomez

    Clingy:Taylor Swift

    Slimy:Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy:Harry Styles

    Pantsy:Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous):Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Kaja Eggensschwiler

  • helloitzel

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda something (the drug addict)

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s sister

  • IcanC

    Poppy:Demi Lovatos

    Lucky:Joe Jonas

    Flexy:Nick Jonas

    Twerky:Miley Cyrus

    Sassy:Selena Gomez

    Clingy:Taylor Swift

    Slimy:Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy:Harry Styles

    Pantsy:Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous):Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • Christyd

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s sister (Name unknown)

  • plsmarino

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Comez
    Clingy: Taylos Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie (not famous): Blanda
    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s sister

  • thelasthigh

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderma

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles (when will girls learn he’s not interested?)

    Pantsy: Justin Beiber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggbeaterwhatever

    Horrie (not famous): her sister

  • Warrior1461

    I really hope this leads to the destruction of dilmer.

  • wondergossip

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • shavemebarry

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): don’t know her name, but Blanda’s sister!

  • FuckingBravery

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus (i see what you did there)

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilder Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • katjacqueline

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • kins

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie (not famous): Eggenschwiler

  • lolarose96

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler’s sister – don’t know her name?!

  • Steph_

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • catheca

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Kevin Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Beiber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschweiler

    Horrie (not famous): ??

  • kins

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • elis

    Poppy: demi lovato
    Lucky: joe jonas
    Flexy: nick jonas
    Twerky: miley cyrus
    Sassy: selena gomez
    Clingy: taylor swift
    Slimy: wilmer valderrama
    Chappy: harry styles
    pantsy: justin bieber?
    junkie: blanda eggsdfreerghfhsd
    horrie: kaja eggdfgdsazjzhg

  • ashavahishta

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Her sister (can’t find a name)

  • JustBeat

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: DEMI LOVATO (SHE IS/WAS IN AFRICA?)

    Lucky: JOE JONAS

    Flexy: NICK JONAS

    Twerky: MILEY CYRUS

    Sassy: SELENA GOMEZ

    Clingy: TAYLOR SWIFT

    Slimy: WILMER VALDERRAMA (THE 7Os SHOW)

    Others:

    Chappy: HARRY STYLES

    Pantsy: JUSTINE BIEBER

    Junkie (not famous): BLANDA EGGENSCHWILER

    Horrie (not famous): KAJA EGGENSCHWILER?

    AWARD SHOW: TCA

    *JOE JONAS YOU ARE SO DISGUSTINGLY BLIND, HOW SAD!!

  • 19and21

    Poppy-demi
    Lucky-joe
    Clingy-taylor swift
    Sassy-selena
    Twerky-miley
    Junkie-blanda
    Horrie-kaya
    Chappy-harry
    Slimy-wilmer
    Pantsy-bieber
    Flexy-nick

  • katybabyy70

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • 5secondsofzayn

    Poppy-Demi Lovato
    Lucky-Joe Jonas
    Clingy-Taylor Swift
    Sassy-Selena Gomez
    Twerky-Miley Cyrus
    Flexy-Nick Jonas
    Slimy-Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy-Harry Styles
    Pantsy-Justin Bieber

  • dallerzz

    Poppy:Demi Lovato

    Lucky:Joe Jonas

    Flexy:Nick Jonas

    Twerky:Miley Cyrus

    Sassy:Selena Gomez

    Clingy:Taylor Swift

    Slimy:Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy:Harry Styles

    Pantsy:Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous):blanda eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Kaja? eggenschwiler

  • AndTheWinnerIs

    Hopefully Junkie and Horrie will try to swim home. I’m upset with myself for even knowing who these tw*ts are. (Though still love this site, Ace!) Drop off Pantsy on their way. Poor Sassy! I actually think she’s very talented.

  • monica

    This is one of the most /ludicrous/ attempts for fame that I have ever seen in my life. Blanda and her sister are in ENORMOUS frickin’ trouble. And Harry was touched by the gross Blanda. Ugh. *shudder*

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama
    Other: ?
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschweiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister

  • BedshapedLarry

    Demi, Joe, Nick, Miley, Selena, Taylor, Wilmer, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, Blanda and Blanda’s sister, in the same order as the list given

  • carriebradshaw

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky:Joe Jonas

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Slimy:Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Bieber

    Junkie (not famous):Blanda Eggerschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Blanda’s sister

  • kaysterhipster

    Poppy: demi

    Lucky: joe Jonas

    Flexy: nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley

    Sassy: selena

    Clingy:Taylor

    Slimy: wilmer

    Others:

    Chappy: harry styles (he didn’t do much so he should not be involved)

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber (why would he keep Selena’s nudes?)

    Junkie (not famous): blanda

    Horrie (not famous): Kara

  • LeahLynn28

    Poppy:Demi Lovato
    Lucky:Joe Jonas
    Flexy:Nick Jonas
    Twerky:Miley Cyrus
    Sassy:Selena Gomez
    Clingy:Taylor Swift
    Slimy:Wilmer Something?

    Chappy:Harry Styles
    Pantsy:Justin Bieber and Selena’s naked pics,i think?Oh my.
    Junkie (not famous):Blanda Eggsomething
    Horrie (not famous):Blanda’s sister i’ve never heard of before?
    These Eggsomething sisters are evil…i’m glad this site ruined their plans,and exposed Slimy cheatings.

  • britishlove_sh

    Poppy : Demi Lovato

    Lucky : Joe Jonas

    Flexy : Nick Jonas

    Twerky : Miley Cyrus

    Sassy : Selena Gomez

    Clingy : Taylor Swift

    Slimy : Wilmer Valderamma

    Chappy : Harry Styles

    Pantsy : Justin Bieber

    Junkie : Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie : Blanda Eggenschwiler’s sister ( i don’t know her name )

  • jazzwells

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanta something (joe’s girlfriend)

    Horrie (not famous): not famous so idc lmao

  • mareia

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • devonne3

    Poppy: Demi Lovato (i hate blanda)
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Syles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • dumbledore

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s sister (don’t care to know her name)

  • Elizabeth

    Wow! This has to be one if the best blind item days EVER.

  • arlp96

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda whatever (:D)
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister

  • audreyyy

    Poppy: demi lovato

    Lucky: joe jonas

    Flexy: nick jonas

    Twerky: miley cyrus

    Sassy: selena gomez

    Clingy: taylor swift

    Slimy: wilmer v

    Others: idk people

    Chappy: harry styles

    Pantsy: justin bieber

    Junkie (not famous): blanda eggs

    Horrie (not famous): blandas sister

  • himynameiscake

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: wilmer valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous):blanda eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Kaja Eggensschwiler

  • angelicatmm

    Okay so…The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs are:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber (maybe?)

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Blanda’s Sister

  • emig127

    Poppy: demi lovato

    Lucky:joe jonas

    Flexy:nick jonas

    Twerky:miley cyrus

    Sassy: selena gomez

    Clingy:taylor swift

    Slimy:wilmer valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: harry styles

    Pantsy: justin bieber

    Junkie (not famous):blanda eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): blandas sister

  • rachelbamon

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): her sister

  • Katyhello

    Poppy:

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • Katyhello

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

  • HereKittyKitty

    Continuing on from Part 4..
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister

    Thanks for posting, Ace. This made my afternoon! :)

  • Jester

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous) Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • I Am PunkA

    If this is true, and the Jonas kid stays with Blanda, kid has issues. And is a punk@ss.

  • sugarspice

    Poppy Demi Lavato

    Lucky Joe Jonas

    Clingy Taylor Swift

    Sassy Selena Gomez

    Twerky Miley Cyrus

    Flexy Nick Jonas

    Slimy Wilmer Valderama

    Chappy Poor Harry Styles who sounds like he ran for his life!just keep running Harry -keep running!! Bet his band mates had a field day ribbing him afterwards though!!

    Junkie Brandi Eggens what ever her name is

    And can’t be bothered to find out the other names because I have lost the will to live!!

  • Soulfire

    My favorite part of this is how they call Junkie and Horrie not famous just to piss them off, haha.

  • kat17

    OMG Ace, you’re awesome!

  • nicky

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles (why did you even drag him into this blind, poor guy has nothing to do with it)

    Pantsy: Justing Biebers

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Still don’t know Blanda’s sister’s name…

  • larrysbeards

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justion Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister

  • tlc

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Beiber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): her crazy sister

  • elyssarenee

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • haley1020

    Demi lovato
    Joe Jonas
    Nick Jonas
    Miley Cyrus
    Selena gomez
    Taylor swift
    Wilmer valderama
    Harry styles
    Justin Bieber
    Blanda eggenschwiler
    Blanda’s sister

  • sweetgigi1017

    Poppy: Demi Lovato (Fell bad for him, she seems like she trusted Wilmer)

    Lucky: Joe Jonas (that otehr blind about his Gf releasing a sex tape, he was given the nickname “lucky”)

    Flexy: Nick Jonas (his arms, the IG shirtless photo that made him relevant again)

    Twerky:Miley Cyrus (Um do i really need to explain this one? lol)

    Sassy: Selena Gomez ( Nude photos? i ALWAYS knew she wasn’t as innocent as she presents herself, could be worse than Miley, who knows?)

    Clingy: Taylor Swift (is known for writing songs about her ex’s)

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy:Harry Styles( Chappy, Harry has been spotted hanging with Joe Jones quiet alot)

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber (the over rated brat, always with his pants below his waist.)

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Blanda Eggenschwiler’s sister Kaja Eggenschwiler ( This is a photo of her with Blanda….. > http://twicsy.com/i/NJ66Ld

    WOW i think i did my Hw really well,although i though Flexy(Nick) was actually Poppy (Demi) bestie?, she is almost always talking about him/how close they are as friends/ and how he’s been there for her when she need someone. And Flexy and Twerky drama? they were the only ex’s that seem awkward/nervous around each other at the Tca………

    • Thisisnewtoome

      i agree poppy is always talking about her friendship with Flexy maybe they are close but not bff close. Ugh i wish there was drama with flexy and Twerky i would love to see the reaction of the media not to mention the fans. and def. agree they seemed very awkward/nervous around each other but that could be for many reasons.

  • gossip babe

    Poppy:demi lovato

    Lucky:joe jonas

    Flexy:nick jonas

    Twerky: miley cyrus

    Sassy:selina gomez

    Clingy:taylor swift

    Slimy:Wilmer Valderrama

    Others: which are you talking about?

    Chappy: harry styles

    Pantsy:justin beiber

    Junkie (not famous):Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous):Kaja Eggensschwiler

  • alohomoralarry

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • maylise

    pantsy:justin bieber

  • sarabelle425

    This is so much fun! Hope the Egg sisters will go down like Humpty Dumpty!

    Poppy: D. Lovato

    Lucky: J. Jonas

    Flexy: N. Jonas

    Twerky: Just Being Miley

    Sassy: S. Gomez

    Clingy: T. Swizzle

    Slimy: Dirty Old Man Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: H. Styles

    Pantsy: Baby Bieber (I wish not famous)

    Junkie (not famous): B. Egg

    Horrie (not famous): K. Egg

  • asdfghjkl

    Poppy: demi lovato

    Lucky: joe jonas

    Flexy: nick jonas

    Twerky: miley cyrus

    Sassy: selena gomez

    Clingy: taylor swift

    Slimy: wilmer valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: harry styles

    Pantsy: justin bieber

    Junkie (not famous): blanda eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • JaneDawson

    Nick Jonas is Flexy, dated Sel Gomez (Sassy)
    Taylor Swift (Clingy) lost her V card to Joe Jonas (Lucky)
    Demi Lovato (Poppy) who was besties with Miley (Twerky) travelling to Africa
    Wilmer Valderrama (Slimy) bangin’ Kaja Eggenschwiler (Horrie)
    Blanda Eggenschwiler (Junkie) hooking them up
    Kaja sending the nude photos of Demi Lovato to herself from Wilmer’s phone.

    Just pathetic. I hope this backstory is fake. However, Demi Lovato won’t be shedding any tears. Nude photos will up her career. Endorsement deals will fall outta the sky. Hollywood loves a naked, newly-single television star! Blanda & Kaja on the other hand…are still going nowhere.

  • Vaassh

    LOL
    Poppy- Demi
    Lucky- Joe Jonas
    Flexy- Nick Jonas
    Twerky- Miley
    Sassy- Selena Gomez
    Clingy- Taylor Swift
    Slimy- Wilmer Valderrama
    Chappy- Harry Styles
    Pantsy- Justin Bieber
    Junkie- blanda
    horrie- blana sis

  • EternalEon

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Beiber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • AndTheWinnerIs

    And just drop slimy in the ocean.

  • Glitter

    I think everyone knows who all the characters are but I LOVED this blind. So juicy.

  • Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

    This one was fun to read hahaha

  • jajarose

    Poppy:Demi Lovato

    Lucky:Joe Jonas

    Flexy:Nick Jonas

    Twerky:Miley Cyrus

    Sassy:Selena Gomez

    Clingy:Taylor Swift

    Slimy:Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy:Harry Styles

    Pantsy:Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous):Blanda eggwhatever

    Horrie (not famous):Blandas sister

  • chandler02

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmar Valderama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Beiber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • narz

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie (not famous): Whoever Blanda’s sister is

    How awful!!!

  • breakingqew

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato.

    Lucky: Joe Jonas.

    Flexy: Nick Jonas.

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus.

    Sassy: Selena Gomez.

    Clingy: Taylor Swift.

    Slimy: Will Valderrama.

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda, Joe Jonas girlfriend

    Horrie (not famous): Horrie, Blanda’s sister

  • ninja9887

    The seven celebrity dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaya Eggenschwiler

  • carriebradshaw

    Horrie- Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • mbeezy

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): i couldn’t find any straight up info on her sister, i know she has one but i couldn’t even find her account. I saw her tag a girl named Melanie as her sister in a IG pic, so idk maybe thats her name?

  • kitkat123

    Poppy:Demi Lovato- went to Africa

    Lucky:Joe Jonas dating Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Flexy:Nick Jonas- posted the shirtless picture

    Twerky:Miley Cyrus the twerking queen

    Sassy: Selena Gomez on tour right now

    Clingy: Taylor Swift- wrote a song about Joe Jonas after he dumped her on the phone

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderamma
    Dating Demi Lovato, was at the Jonas soccer game when she was in Africa

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy:

    Junkie (not famous):Blanda Eggenschwiler- trying to become famous for dating Joe Jonas

    Horrie (not famous):Kaja Eggenschwiler, Blanda’s sister who is in the states and seemed to be all over Wilmer at the Jonas soccer game

  • slantrhyme

    Ace, you are the best!!! Poor Demi.

    I love how you added “not famous” to Junkie and Horrie.

  • Redlanta

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas (why is he still with Junkie? Someone should forward him this site!)
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky; Messed up Miley
    Sassy: Selena (could do sooo much better than twerpy Pantsy)
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Willmer douc$e
    Chappy: Lost track
    Junkie and Horie- Joe Jonas GF and sis

  • NicoleBH

    That was a good one Ace!

    The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer V

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s Sister

  • Redlanta

    Chappy is that One Direction Harry dude

  • newsjunkie

    Ace, how in the world to you learn of this juicy stuff??
    Is Pantsy Justin Beiber?

  • stephiib

    Poppy: demi lovato
    lucky: joe jonas
    flexy: nick jonas
    tweky: miley cyrus
    sassy: selena gomez
    clingy: taylor swif
    slimy: wilmer valderrama
    chappy: harry styles (poor bby)
    pantsy: justin bieber
    junkie: blanda eggenschwiler
    horrie: i dont even know man sorry oop

  • Andreinac13

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Style

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Kaja Eggenschwiler

    Juicy, juicy, JUICY!!!

  • Sarah J.

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber?

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s sister

  • Me Talk Pretty

    Oh My God. Ace just sicced the hounds of hell on these two. LMAO!

  • hrhfedup

    Poppy: Poor Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Stiles

    Pantsy: Justin beiber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): can’t find her name but blanda’s sister

    This one was fun! I didn’t even cheat!

  • nerdcarla

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Blanda’s sister

  • hannahjones

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer V

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie (not famous): Blanda E

    Horrie (not famous): Blandas sister

  • xannawx

    Poppy: Demi Lovato

    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Twerky: Miley Cyrus

    Sassy: Selena Gomez

    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Slimy: Wilmer Valderamma

    Others:

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Pantsy: Justin Bieber

    Junkie (not famous): Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Horrie (not famous): Whoever Blanda’s sister is

  • cheshirebadboi

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Pantsy: Justin Bieber
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s Sister whose name I don’t know lmao
    What a mess!

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