[Blind Gossip] Slimy’s cell phone just happened to contain some very personal photos.
“OMG! There are n*ked photos of Poppy on your phone!”
“Everybody has naked photos of their celebrity girlfriends on their phones.”
Slimy told Horrie about Pantsy, a very famous young pop singer who has trouble keeping his pants up.
“Pantsy has n*ked pics of Sassy on his phone. But he would never release them, because she would never speak to him again.”
Releasing naked photos could break up a couple? What a great idea!
Horrie called Junkie and told her about the photos of Poppy. Junkie instructed Horrie on how to steal the photos.
They had to act quickly, while Poppy was still out of the country. Within 24 hours, Junkie and Horrie started shopping them around. They knew that even if they couldn’t sell the photos, that the gossip blogs would pick up on the story.
Their first stop was a gossip blog to which Junkie had frequently sent pieces of gossip about her boyfriend Lucky and his family and friends. Of course, they picked up the story right away.
It was all perfect. Junkie and Horrie – the two evil Fame-Seeking Sisters – could ensure the breakup of Poppy and Slimy, not just by disclosing Slimy’s philandering, but by leaking private photos of Poppy as well! Poppy would be seen as a slut, Poppy would think that Slimy did it, and they would definitely break up!
Then Junkie could date Lucky, and Horrie could date Slimy! What a beautiful foursome they would make! What great photo ops! Junkie and Horrie would be famous! Two sisters who date two celebrities! Famous, famous, famous!
Except… we’ve just spoiled their little plan. Even if those photos get published (and they probably will), everyone will now know that Slimy cheated on Poppy, and that the leaked photos came from his phone.
They will also know that Junkie and Horrie are the devious witches behind the photo leak. They used Lucky, they used Slimy, and they tried to screw over Poppy to claw their way to fame.
Slimy, Junkie, and Horrie: The wrath and the fans of multiple celebrities are about to rain down on you. You’d better run and hide. Run and hide.
The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:
Junkie (not famous):
Horrie (not famous):