The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs – Part 3

seven dwarfs[Blind Gossip] There was an awards show last week, and most of the Seven Celebrity Dwarfs were there.

Before the show, everyone was saying hello to each other… and that’s where the trouble started.

Most of it was caused by Lucky’s current girlfriend, a drug-addicted nobody from another country who we’ll call Junkie. Junkie is only dating Lucky because she wants to be famous. She is too old for Lucky and a bad influence on him.

Junkie was looking to score celebrity friends for herself… and a celebrity boyfriend for her sister, who we’ll call Horrie. Junkie proceeded to launch herself at celebrity after celebrity in her quest.

Junkie first spied Chappy – a cute, British boy bander with a thick head of hair – and begged Lucky for an introduction. Lucky and Chappy are friends, and Chappy came over to give him a bro hug.

Then Junkie practically threw herself at Chappy! She hugged him and repeatedly tried to kiss him. She draped herself over him and told him that ever since he had dumped Clingy, that she wanted to fix him up with her sister.

Chappy was terribly uncomfortable during this entire exchange and tried to pull himself away. He doesn’t like talking about his relationship with Clingy, and he really didn’t want this strange girl kissing and hanging on him! He practically had to pry her arms from around his neck, and nearly tripped running away from her.

Junkie then tried to ingratiate herself with Twerky. She pretended that they were old friends and tried hanging all over her. Twerky was more skillful than Chappy about running away from Junkie, complaining to one of the other Dwarfs, “Who is that girl with Lucky? Who the fuck does she think she is? Why is she getting all grabby with me?”

Then it was time for everyone to be seated.

Poppy and Flexy (who are just friends) performed at the show, and they were seated in one of the front rows. Sassy was next to them. Lucky and Junkie sat in the row directly behind them.

It was a really awkward seating arrangement, because everyone had dated everyone. Lucky used to date Poppy and was now dating Junkie. Flexy used to date Sassy, who was best friends with Clingy (who had dated Lucky). Like we said… awkward. But all the Dwarfs have been performers for many years, and they all know the drill. Smile, be cordial, be professional.

Junkie didn’t get the memo. She didn’t care who had dated who. She just wanted to ingratiate herself with as many celebrities as possible. Junkie totally sucked up to Poppy and Sassy during the event, cooing over them and telling them how talented and pretty they were and how she hoped that they would become the best of friends. Junkie seemed to have this idea in her head that the two brothers and all their ex-girlfriends and her should be a group.

Oh, and that they should invite Clingy along, too! “We should really ask Clingy to hang out with us, too. After all, everybody knows that Clingy lost her virginity to Lucky, so we all really ought to be friends!”

Jaws dropped.

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102 comments to The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs – Part 3

  • Schmidty

    Junkie – Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy – Harry Styles

    And the best part: Taylor Swift lost her virginity to Joe Jonas. No wonder she was so angry when he broke up with her in a vm.

  • Salzamy

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy: 1d boys
    Horrie: Have no idea

    Joe is an IDIOT but seems 2 be in love with this one, after the bind on the sex tape…I just don’t get it!

  • guestimation

    blanda eggenschwiler

  • Sarah J.

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister
    Chappy: Harry Styles

  • Megan

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM LAUGHING SO HARD. So taytay isn’t as innocent as she claims? I knew this but yeah. Laughing.

    gtfo blanda, harry styles (chappy, british boybander and hes got a lot of hair) wants nothing to do with your dumb ass

  • I Am PunkA

    Blanda sounds fun.

  • stolidog

    new additions:
    Junkie is Bland-a
    Chappy is Harry Styles

  • kins

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler
    Chappy: Harry Styles

  • mrsjaymack

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Flexy: Kevin Jonas
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister

  • thelasthigh

    Junky: Blanda Eggbeaterwhatever

    Horrie: her sister

    Chappy: Harry Styles (“dated” Clingy, right… He always gets awkward when asked about his fake publicity relationships)

    • thelasthigh

      although in fairness I just googled their ages and if he’s 24 and she’s 29, that’s not really “too old” for him. 5 years is acceptable in an adult relationship. If she’s a junkie and a bad influence, that’s another story.

  • IcanC

    Junkie-Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie-Kaja Eggenschwiler
    Chappy-Harry Styles

  • crystalbluee

    is it bad that i’m really enjoying this?

  • misslibrarianlady

    Lucky needs a new lady.

  • nicky

    Alright, so Poppy IS Demi Lovato, and Flexy is Nick Jonas, while Lucky is Joe Jonas, Junkie is Blanda Eggenschwiler and Horrie is Blanda’s sister. Chappy is Harry Styles, who used to “date” Clingy (Tylor Swift). And Sassy indeed is Selena Gomez. (And Twerky is still Miley Cyrus, of course.)

    Did Taylor really lose her virginity to Joe Jonas? I thought their relationship was a PR thing?

  • theanswerer

    ahaha Chappy is Harry Styles (btw when are he and louis coming out all these new elounor outings are weird )

  • Kiersan

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: NoName Eggenschwiler
    Chappy: Harry Styles

    GOSH !!!! Such a mess

  • wastedonlife

    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggensschwiler
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Clingy: Taylor Swift

    Awards show: Teen Choice Awards

  • hazzalouis

    So we know Poppy is Demi, Lucky is Joe, Twerky (lol) Miley, Sassy is selena, Flexy is Nick, and Clingy is Taylor….Now: Chappy is Harry Styles (poor boy!) and Junkie is Blanda, Joe’s trashy girlfriend.

  • gsprs

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy:Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Chappy:Harry Styles
    Junky: Dat Joe Jonas girlfriend.
    Horrie: Dat Joe Jonas girlfriend’s sister.

  • haley1020

    joe Jonas- lucky
    blanda eggenschwiler- junkie
    maya kibble? – hornie
    harry styles- chappy
    miley cyrus – twerky
    nick Jonas – flexy
    demi lovato- poppy
    selena gomez- sassy
    taylor swift – clingy

  • Steph_

    Oh. My. God.

  • WhoDatGirl

    Junkie is obviously Blanda Eggenschwiler, but I don’t know her sister’s name. Chappy is most definitely Harry Styles. How embarrassing for Joe. He needs to kick her to the curb. Someone needs to tell her to “act like you’ve been there”!

  • marinara1

    Poppy: Demi Lovato (went to rehab, has hit songs, worked on the TV show Sonny with a Chance)
    Lucky: Joe Jonas (has dated multiple girls)
    Clingy: Taylor Swift (wrote Forever and Always about JJ)
    Sassy: Selena Gomez (Come and Get It is at top of the charts, dated Nick Jonas)
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus (the nickname’s pretty self explanatory, lol)
    Flexy: Nick Jonas (brother of Joe, dated both Miley and Selena)
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler (man, what a name…currently dating Jonas, said to want to get ahead of him and be famous…ugh)
    Chappy: Harry Styles (“dated” Taylor Swift, friends with JJ, thick head of hair)

    This blind is STACKED, thanks Ace!

  • carriebradshaw

    Teen Choice Awards.

    • carriebradshaw

      + Harry Styles as Chappy and Blanda Eggenschwiler as Junkie.

      I don’t know her sisters name.

  • irenerenei

    Oh god. I bet Louis was not happy about what happened to chappy. Not at all.

  • gossip babe

    omfg omfg omfg Poppy is demi lovato.

    Lucky is joe jonaas

    Clingy is taylor swift

    Sassy is selyna gomez

    Twerky miley cyrus

    Flexy nick jonas

  • mareia

    Chappy – Harry Styles
    Junkie – Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie – Kaja Eggenschwiler

  • sabrina325

    Poppy: Demi Lovato, Lucky : Joe Jonas, Clingy : Taylor Swift, Sassy: Selena Gomez, Twerky : Miley Cyrus, Flexy: Nick Jonas, Junkie: Blanda, Chappy: Harry Styles

  • juju1

    Joe Jonas and his junkie girlfriend Blanda

  • deeemi

    easy..
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Junkie: Joe’s gf, Blanda

    also, first time posting woooo :)

  • tomlustin

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler.
    Chappy: Harry Styles.

  • terry123

    Poppy is Demi
    Junkie is Blanda
    Horrie is Blanda’s sister
    Chappy is Harry
    Clingy is Taylor
    Sassy is Selena
    Lucky is JoJo
    Flexy is NickJo

  • HereKittyKitty

    Continuing on from Part 2..
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister – no clue on her name

    Love how this story is unfolding….good stuff!

  • gossip babe

    poppy is demi

  • JeanneMillais

    Holy crap. I’ve always disliked this girl but if this is true … she’s a real mental that one. Junkie is definitely Blanda Eggenschwiler. And I bet Chappy is Harry Styles. He’s such a sweetheart, I don’t even like the idea that that creepy girl has been around him. I didn’t know he and Joe Jonas were friends though. Well.

  • winnie08

    I think everyone knows buuuut
    Lucky – joe Jonas
    Junkie – belinda
    Chappy – Harry styles
    Twerky – Miley Cyrus
    Clingy – Taylor swift
    Poppy – Demi levato
    Flexy – nick Jonas
    Sassy – Selena gomez

  • scumby

    Junkie- Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy -Harry Styles

  • Markme

    Wake up Joe Dump the B……

  • cynthiamey

    Junkie-Blanda Eggenwishee or something like that
    Horrie-her suster, don’t care enough to look up her name
    Chappy-Harry Stiles

  • LawLady

    So, Taylor Swift lost her virginity to Joe Jonas?

  • anaisnun

    So Taylor Swift lost her V card to Joe Jonas?
    smh.

  • Warrior1461

    I cant wait to see what goes on at the VMAs

  • LA

    Junkie: Blanda Coachella
    Chappy: Harry Styles

  • spikelb

    Flow chart please.

    Clingy – T.Swift . . . Duh.

  • Bunny Rabbit

    Chappy is Harry Styles. Junkie is that Blanda chick Joe Jonas is with.

  • Masse

    Chappy=Harry Styles

  • suzy132

    CHAPPY : HARRY STYLES
    plz tell me he has nothing more to do in this dwarfs shit, i had a feeling he would be involved becoz he’s friends with Joe Jonas i.e Lucky

  • Christyd

    Junkie – Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy – Harry Styles
    Horrie – ???

  • Larreh

    chappy is harry hahaha

  • kensieee

    this is what i got so far hahaha

    clingy is taylor swift
    lucky is joe jonas
    twerky is miley cyrus
    poppy is demi lovato
    sassy is selena gomez
    flexy is nick jonas
    junkie is blanda eggenschwiler
    horrie is her sister who’s name i have yet to find
    chappy is harry styles

  • jmk

    Junkie is Blanda Ecclestein or however it’s spelled.

  • gossip babe

    junky is joe’s weired girl friend chappy is harry styles

  • cutieswift13

    Chappy – Harry Styles
    Lucky – Joe Jonas
    Junkie – Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Clingy – Taylor Swift
    Twerky – Miley Cyrus
    Poppy – Demi Lovato
    Flexy – Nick Jonas
    Sassy – Selena Gomez

  • Gen82

    Junky: blanda eggenschwiler
    Chappy: Harry Styles

  • tonightslove

    I’m going to say Junkie is Blanda Eggswhatever, and Chappy is Harry Styles. Poor dude, has some chick hanging all over him when he has someone else. Personal space, Junkie!

    Anyways, wow. This is just.. Wow.

    I’m enjoying this so far. I keep refreshing the page for more!

  • jaico

    My early guesses:

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Lucky: Joe Jonas

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler

    Chappy: Harry Styles

  • Marie Park

    Blanda, you need to stop trying!
    And poor Harry haha.

  • TooObvious

    Chappy is Harry Styles, of course. And what’s the name of that girl Joe Jonas is dating now?

  • rudy

    the jonas sex tapes – they have emerged again. Yay!

  • redstilettos

    Junky is the Blanda chick.

  • Taniaa

    I’m pretty sure that this is about Harry Styles

  • nathleud

    Lucky – Joe Jonas
    Poppy – Demi Lovato
    Twerky – Miley Cyrus
    Sassy – Selena Gomez
    Clingy – Taylor Swift
    Flexy – Nick Jonas
    Junkie – Blanda eggenschwiler

    Chappy – Harry Styles

  • kymka

    Chappy- Harry Styles?

  • Laramcch

    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Chappy: Harry Syles
    Horrie: Kaja Eggenschwiler
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Clingy: Taylor Swift

  • dallerzz

    the new editions are:
    chappy – harry styles
    junkie – Blanda Eggenschwiler
    horrie – blanda’s sister

  • tlc

    Junkie: Joe Jonas’ girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy: Harry Styles of One Direction

    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas

  • blackkeys213

    Lucky=Joe Jonas
    Chappy=Harry Styles
    Junkie=Blanda(she wants to be known for her art)
    Clingy=Taylor Swift
    Poppy=Demi Lovato
    Flexy=Nick Jonas
    Sassy=Selena Gomez
    Twerky=Miley Cyrus

  • tonixx

    Okay, complete guess, the teen choice awards?
    I’m gonna start off with what I think is obvious: Chappy being Harry Styles, because he recently dropped a girlfriend that he doesn’t seem to want to talk about. Which would then make Clingy Taylor Swift.
    Now I have a feeling, if clingy lost her virginity to Lucky, then it’s joe jonas? Because they dated and he was also called Lucky in another blind. His girlfriend is currently Blanda egglensjbdwbf or whatever, and she is a little older sooooo..
    up to now I have
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Junkie: Blanda ejdbejbdj
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Now if poppy and lucky used to date, it’s obviously Demi Lovato, since she preformed at the teen choice awards, so Poppy is Demi.
    Then flexy, lucky’s brother (I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS BLIND HAD ANOTHER PART OH MY GOD.) is obviously Nick Jonas.
    which means Sassy is Selena! and Twerky is Miley!

    I’m sorry for rambling, I only realised this had more parts when I was halfway through! haha.

  • elis

    junkie- blanda whatever
    lucky- joe jonas
    chappy- harry styles
    demi, nick j, selena, miley c, taylor swift…

  • Tkdgypsy

    So Blanda Eggenschwiler’s a junkie? Wow – Why is Joe so whipped by such a creepy girl? He doesn’t seem so Lucky.

  • opensore

    well chappy is obviously harry styles

  • Veronica

    Chappy: Harry Styles
    Lol, I’m not surprised that he was terribly uncomfortable. He’s a gay and has a boyfriend.
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler?

  • cheshirebadboi

    oh my god
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    The rest have already been said

  • Weazle

    Swifty lost it to the middle Jonas. He must have broke up with her soon after. Yikes.

  • monica

    *whistle* Oh my. Junkie is Joe’s druggy girlfriend (forgot her name).

    Chappy (with a thick head of hair) and cute British boybander – Harry Styles, and everybody knows he had a mess of a PR relationship with Clingy (Taylor Swift). Ah I feel awful that this poor girl was so desperate she harrassed Harry!

    What a story. Waiting for Part 4! Oh yes and the awards show was the Teen Choice Awards.

  • perksdagger

    Chappy is gay and hes dating one of his band members so clingy was his beard ha ha becuase we all know that clingy is like the most known beard in the media…. ;) you forgot that part

  • slantrhyme

    Poppy is Demi Lovato
    Lucky is Joe Jonas
    Clingy is Taylor Swift <— hahaha
    Sassy is Selena Gomez
    Twerky is Miley Cyrus
    Flexy is Nick Jonas

    Junkie is that Blandschwhatever who's dating Joe
    Chappy is Harry Styles

    And ohmygod the only way this could be better is if freaking Bieber ends up in this somehow.

  • pusherlovegirl

    Junkie – Blanda
    Chappy – Harry Styles
    Horrie – didn’t know Blanda had a sister

  • Andreinac13

    This is getting juicy!

  • Annemarie123

    Junkie:Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy:

  • Jennie

    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy: Harry Styles

  • wondergossip

    Chappy is definitely Harry Styles because hes british and Clingy is most likely Taylor

  • maylise

    Junkie:Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy:Harry Styles
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky:Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas

  • Aisha

    Chappy: Harry Styles

  • anycolouryoulike

    What everyone else said! Of course Harry was uncomfortable especially since his boyfriend was there too and I’m sure he didn’t appreciate this woman hanging all over his boyfriend. :’) Oh my I wish he could just come out – it would have made this situation go away real fast.

    • monica

      Agh :” Louis, you are the one Harry loves more than the sun, moon and stars and nothing else can possibly change that.

  • kat17

    Hey Blanda! hes gay and he already have a couple!!!

  • LeahLynn28

    Junkie:Blanda Eggsomething.
    Chappy:The poor Harry Styles.
    Who knew,Taylor lost her virginity to Joe Jonas,not John Mayer.And she still tries to show she’s virgin and pure…she’s fake.lol
    And this Blanda is pathetic.

  • JustTheFacts

    Junkie – Joe Jonas’s irrelevant, fame-whoring girlfriend
    Chappy – Harry Styles

  • BoredPerson123

    So the whole list…
    Poppy: Demi Lovato
    Lucky: Joe Jonas
    Clingy: Taylor Swift
    Sassy: Selena Gomez
    Twerky: Miley Cyrus
    Flexy: Nick Jonas
    Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Horrie: Blanda’s sister
    Chappy: Harry Styles
    I feel so bad for Harry now… :c

  • ThatswhatIam98

    Junkie = Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy = Harry Styles
    Horrie = well, Blanda’s sister?

  • XxMz_CarlyxX

    Chappy : Harry Styles (poor bloke) Junkie : Blanda Horrie : Kaja eggenschwiler

  • Lisa

    Junkie – Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Chappy – Harry Styles

  • YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • ClosetOrganizer

    Junkie: Blanda E

    Chappy: Harry Styles

    Horrie: Blanda’s sister

    Wowwwwwwww!! Mind blown!