His Ridiculous Rules

Lainey – How does he roll? Private plane on someone else’s dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft…He can only travel in matching…SUVs with police escort… No eye contact under any circumstances… Speaking to him of course is out of the question. Speaking in his vicinity is even worse. The only voice he wants to hear is his own… If he walks past you in the hall, you must turn your back…these are His Rules.

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9 comments to His Ridiculous Rules

  • I agree with AWWsome. Sylvester has been doing this for years

  • mook

    yep, it’s diddy all right

  • Whatever

    It’s not Diddy. He’s got his own private jet. Haven’t you seen the YouTube video where Diddy goes off about the high-price of gasoline and how he’s flying commercial now because it costs him $250K for a one-way trip to LA? It’s actually pretty funny if you can overlook the narcissism of it. He makes a plea to anyone who can do something to bring the price of oil down so he can return to living in the style to which he’s accustomed. The man’s worth $250MIL, but he’s beeyotching about oil prices. It was a little hard to work up any sympathy for him.

  • the contemp

    It’s r.kelly. This was reported by Ne-yo (who WAS on tour with him until kelly fired him) on Tyra’s show. He said no one could talk to r kelly backstage and mentioned the eye contact thing. Plus, his first name is robert…as in roberts “rules” (as mentioned in this postings final sentence.

  • Sea Turtle

    Here is the original blind item (as above is not the entire item)
    Star Treatment
    How does he roll?
    Private plane on someone else’s dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft…like it’s not enough to bypass commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But that’s just the beginning.
    He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING!) SUVs with police escort. Three of them. One left empty. And then a sedan. Why the sedan? Because his lower level staff are not allowed to ride in SUVs. They are beneath SUVs. His staff must also stay in a hotel separate from his.
    Then there’s eye contact. No eye contact under any circumstances. If his driver happens to have to idle for more than 15 seconds with him in the car – say they’re packing up gear, or waiting for a delivery – the driver must exit the vehicle until the fleet is ready to move.
    Speaking to him of course is out of the question. Speaking in his vicinity is even worse. The only voice he wants to hear is his own. You can talk…but only when he gives you permission. There’s actually a hand signal for that. It comes from his manager.
    Hotel staff learn this lesson quickly. Imagine asking someone if he wants fresh towels and have him stare back at you, behind sunglasses, not answering, the silence filling up the room like a flood, how small that person must feel, that person who works and busts her ass for minimum wage, not even to be acknowledged, to feel the message from a millionaire that she is not worth engaging? Not even a nod?
    If he walks past you in the hall, you must turn your back. If you don’t turn your back he’ll stop walking. His team will stand in a wall around him for fear that you might breathe on him. Worse still, they will harass you. They will intimidate you. They will treat you like a criminal and report you to make sure you are punished.
    All of this and more, communicated without shame, without embarrassment, executed as though it’s the most natural way to behave … these are His Rules.

  • Sea Turtle

    The reason I just posted the above item is because this link I have pertains to some things that weren’t shown in this post(I know you said that the Sept ones are closed, however I also thought it would be nice to share nevertheless) Excerpt: Barack Obama wouldn’t tell people not to make eye contact. Barack Obama wouldn’t tell hotel staff to kowtow in his presence and be honoured to breathe his air. Barack Obama wouldn’t make a 100 people wait during what was promised to be a live interactive interview and cancel at the last minute for no reason. It is P Diddy!

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