A Lump Sum Pay Off

madonna 2[Hollywood Street King] Today’s blind item is a comedian who sources say paid off one Caucasian woman a lump sum of cash. Know why? Because she accused him of r*ping her.

Here’s what our mystery man told an investigator on the r*pe case:

“I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to c*m. I probably came on her *ss. I’m f*cked. I’m better getting caught with f*cking needles in my arm.”

He may be a comedian, but his soon-to-be ex-wife probably doesn’t see him as a funny man. Know why? Because dude is reported to have cheated on Ms. Compton — with a list of Caucasian woman. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Madonna.

That’s why we’re told his estranged wife turned into a jealous woman, said to have often showed up unannounced on the set of “I Think I Love My Wife.” Sources say that didn’t stop our blind item from smashing his co-star.. Just ask Kerry Washington.

He’s one of the biggest house Negroes ever. Know why? Because he often uses his stand-up stage to crack on Black folks, for the other man.

Now, can you guess who I’m talking about?

Comedian:

Estranged Wife (may or may not be famous):

Woman he paid off (may or may not be famous):

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