A Lump Sum Pay Off

madonna 2[Hollywood Street King] Today’s blind item is a comedian who sources say paid off one Caucasian woman a lump sum of cash. Know why? Because she accused him of r*ping her.

Here’s what our mystery man told an investigator on the r*pe case:

“I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to c*m. I probably came on her *ss. I’m f*cked. I’m better getting caught with f*cking needles in my arm.”

He may be a comedian, but his soon-to-be ex-wife probably doesn’t see him as a funny man. Know why? Because dude is reported to have cheated on Ms. Compton — with a list of Caucasian woman. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Madonna.

That’s why we’re told his estranged wife turned into a jealous woman, said to have often showed up unannounced on the set of “I Think I Love My Wife.” Sources say that didn’t stop our blind item from smashing his co-star.. Just ask Kerry Washington.

He’s one of the biggest house Negroes ever. Know why? Because he often uses his stand-up stage to crack on Black folks, for the other man.

Now, can you guess who I’m talking about?

Comedian:

Estranged Wife (may or may not be famous):

Woman he paid off (may or may not be famous):

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Comments

  1. vickimarie0390 says

    I know it’s Chris Rock and his wife is Malaak Compton-Rock but the only white woman I remember from that movie is Samantha Ivers

  2. jonsmommy408 says

    Chris Rock (directed I think I Love My Wife)
    Malaack Compton-Rock (Ms. Compton)
    Woman he allegedly raped and paid off: he was accused by a model of rape, but this is all over the net, so how is this blind?

  3. jonsmommy408 says

    Since HSK gives fairly obvious blinds, is the news that he hooked up with Madonna and Kerry Washington…hmmmm.

  4. tiara107 says

    Comedian: Chris Rock

    Estranged Wife (may or may not be famous): Malaak Compton

    Woman he paid off (may or may not be famous): no idea. if he paid her off then she’s probably not famous.

    Oh the irony in him starring in “I Think I Love My Wife” *sigh*

  5. lepidoteran says

    Obviously
    Chris Rock
    Malaak Compton-Rock

    Woman: ?

    The big shocker in this is not that Rock cheats – I pretty much expect that from celebs – but that he was accused of rape to the point of an investigation.

  6. lovefifteen says

    Chris Rock, Wife: Malaak Compton Rock, Woman paid off: Hungarian model Monika Zsibrita.

    Wow, so Chris Rock banged Kerry Washington and Madonna? LOL

  7. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Chris Rock and his wife Malaak Compton-Rock
    Caucasian girl: ???
    I hate the term “house Negro”.

  8. thefrozenqueen says

    Comedian: Chris Rock
    Estranged Wife: Malaak Compton
    Woman he paid off: no idea

    … but isn’t this old news?

  9. kins says

    Comedian: Chris Rock
    Estranged Wife (may or may not be famous): Malaak Compton-Rock

    I have no idea who the woman is though :/

  10. Redlanta says

    Comedian seems to be Chris Rock. I don’t know his wife’s name, but he seemed somewhat afraid of what she could do to him , when they were on the Oprah show years ago. Body language. Also have no idea @ Caucasian chick…

  11. JohnCarson says

    Comedian – Jamie Foxx
    Estranged Wife – Kristen
    Woman he paid off – Laura Cayouette (from Django)

  12. worldsoldestkitten says

    Comedian: Chris Rock

    Estranged wife: Malaak Compton-Rock

    Woman he paid off: No idea, sorry

  13. Andreinac13 says

    Comedian: Chris Rock

    Estranged Wife (may or may not be famous): Malaak Compton-Rock

    Woman he paid off (may or may not be famous): That’s what I want to know!

  14. faboosh says

    comedian: Chris Rock. He was the director, writer and actor for “I think I love my wife”

    Estranged wife: Malaak Compton Rock

    woman he paid off: no idea

  15. embee says

    Comedian: Chris Rock
    Estranged Wife: Malaak Compton-Rock
    Woman he paid off..???

    What a jerk. Don’t know how his wife puts up with him.

  16. Obeah says

    Comedian: Chris Rock

    Estranged Wife (may or may not be famous): Malaak Compton

    Woman he paid off (may or may not be famous): Blonde Hungarian model Monika Zsibrita

  17. LooksLikeCRicci says

    Tyler Perry and his wife? Gal with the butt covered in spunk: Kim Kardashian.

  18. kermit1969 says

    Chris Rock

    Chris Rock’s estranged wife

    No idea on the pay off but if she isn’t famous and the case isn’t in the press how would we know?

  19. wendy hood says

    Chris Rock talked about a situation similar to this YEARS ago on Howard Stern, back when he was still on terrestrial radio. I remember it was a pregnancy trap…the woman was already pregnant, slept with Chris Rock, then told him he was the father. DNA test proved otherwise, but in the meantime he had to come clean with the wife. Guess he never learned.

  20. slantrhyme says

    Well, Chris Rock said “a man is only as faithful as his options,” and I’m sure he has a lot more options now than he did back in the day. Very sad about this, because I really like his comedy. I’d heard this blind before, without the obvious clues, but I was in denial…oh Chris.

  21. generalZod says

    like everyone said- it is chris rock. i have heard the conversation he had with his lawyer over this situation.

  22. WhatLolaWants says

    Well, now I know to not support anything Chris Rock is involved in now…wow.

    • nolabelle says

      I used to enjoy his humor, but now it isn’t so funny anymore. What a disappointment. He didnt seem like this, at least he didn’t come across in interviews or his work as being such a real jerk, cad about women, respecting marriage, and his wife.

  23. stonn says

    Chris Rock. Never could stand him, the guy is such a jackass. Wife: Malaak Compton-Rock