Her Voracious Appetite

woman eating hot dog 2[Blind Gossip] If you need a contestant for a Fourth of July hot dog eating contest, we’re going to recommend Hot Dog Girl. She just loves to eat meat!

Then again, given the rapid and public meltdown of one of her colleagues, perhaps she should sit out any displays of her ability to consume large quantities of wieners. In fact, Hot Dog Girl should be a little nervous right now about how her private behavior could come back to hurt her.

You see, Hot Dog Girl is married with child/ren and has a public persona as a devoted wife and mother. In private, though, it’s a whole different story. She has a voracious appetite for hot dogs and has consumed every flavor known to man: media types, singers, athletes, actors, rappers. Basically, if you have a wiener and are famous and persistent, you will eventually wind up with her. Her list of conquests is long and reads like a who’s who of the entertainment industry. And a lot of the guys on that list love to brag about what they have done with her and to her!

Her publicists and agents are scrambling to try to contain the rumblings that she is going to be very publicly exposed. It won’t come in the form of a lawsuit. It will come in the form of another female celebrity who has an ax to grind. Hot Dog Girl had better watch her back. More to come on this one.

Hot Dog Girl:

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List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests:

Ax Grinder:

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