Her Voracious Appetite

woman eating hot dog 2[Blind Gossip] If you need a contestant for a Fourth of July hot dog eating contest, we’re going to recommend Hot Dog Girl. She just loves to eat meat!

Then again, given the rapid and public meltdown of one of her colleagues, perhaps she should sit out any displays of her ability to consume large quantities of wieners. In fact, Hot Dog Girl should be a little nervous right now about how her private behavior could come back to hurt her.

You see, Hot Dog Girl is married with child/ren and has a public persona as a devoted wife and mother. In private, though, it’s a whole different story. She has a voracious appetite for hot dogs and has consumed every flavor known to man: media types, singers, athletes, actors, rappers. Basically, if you have a wiener and are famous and persistent, you will eventually wind up with her. Her list of conquests is long and reads like a who’s who of the entertainment industry. And a lot of the guys on that list love to brag about what they have done with her and to her!

Her publicists and agents are scrambling to try to contain the rumblings that she is going to be very publicly exposed. It won’t come in the form of a lawsuit. It will come in the form of another female celebrity who has an ax to grind. Hot Dog Girl had better watch her back. More to come on this one.

Hot Dog Girl:

Meltdown Colleague:

List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests:

Ax Grinder:

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  1. gigipeach says

    oh giada…

    paula deen had the meltdown.

    list of her conquests: john mayer; drake; matt leinart…

    not sure who the ax grinder is?

    • PinkFlamingo says

      I agree with this and add that the Ax grinder would be whoever John Mayer was dating at the time he was hooking up with Giada. I can’t keep up with his conquests, so I am totally guessing when I say Taylor Swift.

  2. plastic_police says

    Hot Dog Girl = Giada
    List of Conquests = too many to list
    Ax Grinder = Paula Deen

  3. cmac15 says

    Giada De Laurentiis like the wieners and Rachael Ray is the ax grinder. Conquests supposedly are at least John Mayer & Matt Leinart?

  4. yewneek says

    Oh, Giada De Laurentis!
    List of clients? all the wieners!
    I know the melting down colleague is Paula Deen but she may not be the Ax Grinder!
    Juicy!

  5. essie r says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: ??

    Ax Grinder: ??

  6. stolidog says

    Giada “the mouth” delaurentis
    Paula “butter ball” dean
    everyone, including Drake, John Meyer, and Nelly and probably the cast and crew of “Next Food Network Star”
    Ax Grinder Rachael “the voice” Ray

    • KatarinaJ says

      Given what a slut Bobby Flay is supposed to be, she must have done him already!

      • Booboo1068 says

        I read a rumour last year that Bobby Flay is January Jones’ baby daddy. To me there is a resemblance.

  7. NOTellebee says

    Giada DiLaurentis, duh. Homegirl has had so many hot dogs in her mouth its a wonder she hasn’t preemptively won the Nathan’s contest next week. Drake, John Mayer, few NBA players to name a few.

    Ax Grinder is intriguing though… no idea on that one.

  8. Cindy Louhoo says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: ????

    Ax Grinder: Rachael? Not sure, just guessing.

  9. Virgo826 says

    She: Giada De Laurentiis
    Meltdowner: Paula Deen
    Conquests: Drake, John Mayer, Tyson Beckford
    Ax Grinder: Rachel Ray

  10. CodeName says

    Hot Dog Girl: Nicole Richie

    Meltdown Colleague: Lindsay Lohan

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: no idea

    Ax Grinder: Paris Hilton

    Just a wild guess.

    • sugarbread says

      when Katie perry releases her new album she will be all taylor swift, and reveal all about giada breaking up her and john mayer

      • ILoveLucy says

        But Katy and John are together now. She just professed she was/is in love with him. They are pap’d tgthr constantly.

  11. 15milliondollarbunny says

    Oh man, I was wondering when this would happen.

    Godawful Giada, Queen of the Blow Jobs

    Pitiful Paula

    • Layale says

      Me, too! I almost spit laughing when I read they replaced Paula’s shows with Giada’s. Food Network must not know of Giada’s nasty reputation?

  12. HollySleuth says

    Hot Dog Girl: Gia D.

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula D.

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: isn’t it just faster and easier to name the weiners sh hasn’t yet consumed (a far shorter list, right?!) :)

    Ax Grinder: Hmmm … drawing a blank on this one.

  13. tania says

    I feel this is about Giada De Laurentis as hot dog girl

    Meltdown colleague would be Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: John Mayer, Drake, etc.

    Ax Grinder: Could be anyone!

  14. lepidoteran says

    Giada DeLaurentis
    Paula Deen
    John Mayer, Drake, Tyson Beckford … lots of others
    Katy Perry???

  15. chigl5 says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada
    Meltdown: Paula Deen
    Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: John Mayer, etc
    Ax Grinder: ??

    long time stalker, first time commenter!

  16. mamacita3 says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
    List of Hot Dog Girls Conquests: John Mayer, Drake, etc. etc.
    Ax Grinder: Rachel Ray???

  17. melgrady says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: John Mayer

    Ax Grinder: ?

  18. august says

    Hot Dog Girl: Beyonce
    Meltdown Colleague: Michelle.
    List: Everyone
    Ax Grinder: Michelle

  19. VeronicaMarsBars says

    Can’t help but always be reminded of Giada De Laurentiis whenever these types of blinds arise.

  20. sonnyvega says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
    Conquests: John Mayer, Drake, etc., etc.
    Ax Grinder: Katy Perry maybe

  21. jonsmommy408 says

    Is this Giada again?
    Meltdown colleague: Paula Deen
    List of conquests: Mayer and a bunch of others I don’t remember
    Ax Grinder: ?

  22. kermit1969 says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada Delaurentis (married with kids)

    Meltdown of colleague: Matt Lauer who is taking hit after hit in books and in the Times and Giada works with him on the Today show

    Conquests: John Mayer, Bieber, Robin Thicke, Lauer

    Female Celebrity: Ann Curry

  23. shopreese says

    Hot Dog Girl : Giada
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Dean
    List of Conquests: John Meyer, Drake, Counting Crows singer & everybody else…
    Ax Grinder: Katie Perry

  24. sherlock says

    Wonder if it’s Paula Deen with Michael Roberts being the colleague.She recently had a lawsuit against her from an employee at one of her eating establishments for racist and sexual comments.

  25. mistyk says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada De Laurentiis
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Dean
    List of Conquests: John Mayer, Drake, Tyson Beckford
    Ax Grinder: Katy Perry?

  26. BritishPound says

    Giada
    Deen
    Drake, John Mayer, various sports teams and musicians…………
    Katy Perry

  27. kjbxt says

    Giada as Hot Dog Girl and Paula Deen as her Meltdown Colleague.
    Loooong list of conquests; unsure about the Ax Grinder.

  28. UrbanFox says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada De Laurentis
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
    List: too many to print
    Ax Grinder: no idea

  29. blessedjess226 says

    Giada
    Paula Deen
    Drake, John Mayer, and a whole bunch of others
    Possibly Rihanna?

  30. JeanRalphio says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada de Laurentiis
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: Drake, John Mayer, Michael Buble, and on and on…
    Ax Grinder: This I don’t know!

  31. CaliDreaming says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: There was a rapper but I don’t remember his name

    Ax Grinder: No clue but can’t wait to find out!

  32. Guccigal says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada DeLaurentis

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: Endless…

    Ax Grinder:

  33. pytmjfan says

    Giada?

    Meltdown colleague would be Paula Deen on the Food Network

    The conquests are long but supposedly include John Mayer

    No idea who the Ax Grinder is

  34. gmaven says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: John Mayer, Drake, who knows who else

  35. Babylove says

    Oh please don’t be Giada…I just love her cooking shows and don’t want to think about (ahem) “hot dogs” when I watch!

    • jacksonian says

      I love her cooking shows as well. Her husband looks nice too. Do you think he knows about her reputation?

      • wendy hood says

        Her husband looks very nice. As in, this is a business relationship kind of nice. I think hes totally in on everything.

  36. TropStorm says

    As we all know this is Giada and Paula, I am interested in y’alls guesses for the ax grinder. My initial guess would be Katy Perry b/c of John Mayer.
    Dudes- John Mayer, Dave Matthews, Drake, etc etc, though no clues on the ‘media types’

  37. ShockingBlue says

    Obviously Giada is Hot Dog Girl.
    Conquests: John Mayer, Drake for starters.
    Ax Grinder not sure, maybe Katy Perry?

  38. grosserthangross says

    Hot dog girls is Giada de Laurentis
    Meltdown Colleague is Paula Dean y’all
    Hot dog girl’s conquests are John Mayer, Drake.. any male celebrity with a pulse!
    I have no idea who the ax grinder is but I am looking forward to finding out!

  39. funkyhomosapien says

    First person to come to mind is Giada de Laurentiis. Married with a daughter. Rumored to have slept with everybody. Notably John Mayer, Drake, Tyson Beckford
    All of her solved blinds have food references ;

    • funkyhomosapien says

      oops, pressed on “submit” a bit too quickly, there —

      The Meltdown colleague could be Matt Lauer and the Ax Grinder may be Katy Perry?

  40. CanaryCry says

    HDG: Giada?

    MDC: Paula Deen?

    Conquests would (reportedly) include John Mayer.

    Ax Grinder: good question!

  41. slimfast10 says

    Here we go again,
    Hot Dog Girl–Giadda
    Meltdown colleague – Nigella Lawson
    List of conquests far too numerous to list chief among them John Mayer
    Ax Grinder guessing Jessica Simpson or Jennifer Anistron both former flames of JM

  42. embee says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada de Laurentiis
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
    List of Hot Dog Girl’s conquests: Drake, Tyson Beckford, John Mayer
    Ax Grinder: Katy Perry???

  43. Zap The Sheep says

    I think with the clues about hot dogs, something just screams Food Network. I am going to guess that HDG is Giada De Laurentis and the Meltdown Colleague is Paula Deen. No clue on the Ax Grinder… maybe Rachel Ray.

  44. cavechickbaby says

    I am thinking it is Giada De laurentiis, who seems to likey the wiennie, Paula Dean is having a meltdown like I have rarely seen. Ax grinder? not so sure. So I will just throw Stephanie March out there. Because she is married to Bobby Flay and did he not do a maybe daddy deed with January Jones.?

  45. Lola Mac says

    Giada DiLaurentis

    Paula Deen, butter melts.

    Can’t think of any conquests off top of head – pass.

    Ax-Grinder – pass.

  46. Longstreet says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada DeLaurentiis

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    Conquests: John Mayer, Drake, Chris Evans

    Ax Grinder: Rachel Ray

  47. amelia says

    Burn, Giada, burn!
    I don’t know who the ax grinder is, but I would love to hear what she has on Giada.
    Paula, sorry, don’t care about your problems.

  48. zoey13 says

    This has gotta be Giada.
    The colleague having the public meldown: Paula Deen
    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: Most everyone in Hollywood like the blind says…but I’m guessing this specifically has to do with John Mayer, which leads me to guess the Ax Grinder is Katy Perry. They recently got back together. I stopped watching Giada’s show since reading Blind Gossip. What a whore!

  49. MauriceMicklewhite says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada DeLaurentiis

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    Conquests: Um, lots? John Mayer, and many many many more.

    Ax Grinder: No idea…I wonder if it’s someone whose man Giada worked or someone who is jealous or someone Giada screwed career-wise.

  50. mittenkitten says

    the most interesting question from this is who is the celebrity with the axe to grind?

  51. ericaomega says

    Aww! A warning to Giada our hot dog girl and Paula Deen’s her meltdown colleague. What well known rapper, model, actor and singer has not made his way past her lips. As for the ax grinder, I will guess Katy Perry for her current on again John Mayer’s snafu.

  52. scumby says

    Hot Dog Girl: Jessica Alba
    Meltdowon Collegue: Reese Witherspoon
    Conquests: Derek Jeter, Mark Wahlberg, Sergio Garcia, Michael Weatherly
    Ax Grinder: Lindsay Lohan

    • Booboo1068 says

      Sergio?! Wow, thought he’d have better taste but then between Tiger’s previous conquests (I mean a Denny’s waitress in her car in the parking lot…really), Dustin Johnson with Paulina Gretzky and Sir Nick Faldos rep not overly surprising, plus all the hook ups the supposedly good Christian, gun/ hunt in’, family, STRAIGHT men dominated PGA cover up more gossip is bound to leak out soon.

  53. axiva says

    rachel uchitel? I know she was connected with Boreanaz and Woods to say the least. She’s married. Quick google search says she has a baby. I’m not sure

    • ToadKisser says

      Yeah, Uchitel’s husband is already well on his way to being granted a quickie divorce, probably getting some Tiger money for staying quiet about all he knows. He filed (after they both called the cops on each other) on grounds of “inhumane treatment” or something like that. If you had “under a year” in the office marriage pool I think you’re good.

  54. zebra says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague:Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: Drake, etc….long list

    Ax Grinder: no idea!

  55. Coffee_Not_Tea says

    Guida DiLaurentus

    Paula Deen

    Too numerous to mention, but includes John Mayer and Russell Brand

    Katy Perry

    • NoseyNana2008 says

      My original answer missed the last two parts but I think this is it b/c ax grinder makes me think it’s someone who plays guitar as well as someone who would be p.o’d by the hook-up. :)

  56. ars262 says

    Hot Dog Girl: giada de laurentiis

    Meltdown Colleauge: Paula deen

    Conquests: drake is one

    Ax Grinder: don’t know

  57. robirob052 says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada De Laurentis

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Conquests: gosh, while there are tons of them from the top of my head I can only recall singer and songwriter John Mayer.

    Ax Grinder: No clue.

  58. IconCU says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada
    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: John Mayer, Rest of World
    Ax Grinder: ????

  59. Sanbeach says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada De Laurentiis

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
    not sure of the rest.

  60. buttersmom says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague:
    Paula Deen
    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: numerous

    Ax Grinder:????

  61. whodunnit says

    Hot Dog Girl: Giada

    Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen

    List of Hot Dog Girl’s Conquests: Drake, John Mayer, Tyson Beckford

    Ax Grinder: Giada took over her programming slots when Paula got “axed”

    Giada’s family in Tinsletown royalty, she probably does what she wants when she wants knowing everything will get brushed under the carpet!