The Real Reason She Is So Thin

girl thin 4[Blind Gossip] This Girl is young. She cannot even legally buy beer in many states. She has a big and busy career, though! She has it all: a TV series, a singing career, and a new movie coming out this year.

But… something has been happening with her body. She used to be of normal weight, but she has gotten thinner and thinner over the past year. She now weighs barely 100 pounds. Her fans are worried. Has she developed an eating disorder?

After lots of rumors and speculation, she finally responded to the gossip. She admitted that she has lost weight but…but…but… it’s because she’s exercising! And because she is eating healthier! Yes, that’s it! She has declared victory over her former bad habits!

That is complete and utter bullsh*t. We know the real reason she is so thin. It is because she has turned into a huge c*ke add*ct over the past year!  A music collaborator got her hooked. Now it’s every day, multiple times a day. Why eat when you can bump?

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