1. MissNormaDesmond says

    I don’t know who it is but I have no doubt who it isn’t: Rupes. No way this would be in one of his publications.

  2. MikeInSanJose says

    Pic makes me think Rainn Wilson, but is he truly a qualified mogul? Outside Six Feet Under and The Office, what moguldum has he achieved?

    • MikeInSanJose says

      Well, besides Ruth Fisher from Six Feet Under (wife and mother of Fisher and Sons…)

      YOU GO BOY!!!

      • MikeInSanJose says

        Mo·gul (mgl, m-gl)
        1. also Mo·ghul (m-gl, m-) or Mu·ghal (m-gl)
        a. A member of the force that under Baber conquered India in 1526.
        b. A member of the Muslim dynasty founded by Baber that ruled India until 1857.
        2. A Mongol or Mongolian.
        3. mogul A very rich or powerful person; a magnate.
        [Persian and Arabic muul, from Mongolian Mogul.]
        mo·gul (mgl)
        A small hard mound or bump on a ski slope.

  3. ValleyOfTheGalls says

    “Dramatic” and “performance” makes me think Donald Trump. It might explain his ridiculously big hair.

  4. EastCoaster says

    I have no guess, but what a hilarious picture! I’m going to have to save that one. :-)

  5. Katmandu says

    The name of the ‘mogul’ isn’t half so interesting as is exactly WHAT kind of surgery he had, and where. I didn’t know such surgery existed! If word of this gets around, more men will be lined up for it than starlets at a liposuction clinic.

    • MadKat says

      Saw a program once about this type of surgery. They insert skin from dead bodies. Yuck!

  6. tiredofwhining says

    this has to be trump. look at the size of his pudgy little hands. God really does never give you more than you can handle.

  7. beachbum516 says

    I’m gonna guess Donald Trump…mainly cause he acts like he’s overcompensating..

    • nolabelle says

      Good guess too but I don’t think he qualifies as a mogul. He just has power due to his big job at one company. To me a mogul would be the one who owns that company plus several more such that their power and money is far reaching, eg. Beyond one tv cable channel.

  8. fluorescentadolescent says

    ….. I didn’t even know that was possible. Would that affect the nerve endings at all?

    As far as his improved performance in bed, if he wasn’t using his tongue and fingers before his “slim manhood” then he will never learn now.

  9. fluorescentadolescent says

    My guess: Dr. Dre

    Clues: “slim” (Slim Shady possibly) and “dramatically” (his song Drama)

  10. iheartthisstuff says

    Wasn’t there a rumour that Chris Brown has a pencil dick? (Although, I don’t think he’s a mogul.)

    • nolabelle says

      I don’t think he is a mogul, though I do think he is.a very small man, as in misogynist and bigot.

  11. 2BEAUCOUP says

    It’s Bill Clinton
    deposition description was diameter of a quarter.
    No wonder the cigars!

    • goldieb says

      Bill is not a mogul. Not to mention if he didn’t have the surgery pre-Monica, he sure as heck didn’t AFTER Hillary learned of her.

      I think it’s referring to a gay man.

  12. slantrhyme says

    Of course they’ve invested money and research into figuring out how to do this. And health care covers Viagra for when he can’t get it up.

    • nolabelle says

      I don’t think he qualifies as a mogul since he is just a powerful guy as an employee of one company. It isn’t like he owns the company or several companies whose reach extends out. I don’t think his company even produces movies or plays or had a cable channel.

      • VodkaSoaked says

        You’re right. Good point. I just really want to know the reason his wife is so irritable. :)