The One Can Give Her A Shortcut To Skinny

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[Lainey Gossip] After a series of sh*tty relationships, she thought she’d finally found the one.

He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time, he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her. And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be with her. Life is not particularly challenging for either of them…but every man needs his down time. Or, in his case, his down down time.

What does he do with his down, down time?

Not sure…exactly.

But you can smell it. You can always smell it from his office. So there’s one blend for when he needs to relax and then something else when he needs a hit of excitement. Which might explain why there are small mirrors on his desk with powdery white residue. Do they do it together? Surely not now, in her condition. But maybe later for a shortcut to skinny.


Her condition:


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She: Jessica Simpson

Her condition: Jessica Simpson is in her 11th month of pregnancy

He: Eric Johnson

Lainey doesn’t actually solve her blind items, but she does occasionally hint around. In a recent article about Liev Schriber and Naomi Watt’s relationship, she casually mentions another couple where the work is not equitably shared. From Lainey Gossip:

“Before you start on Liev and Porny Simpson’s freeloader — he’s exaggerating. Liev took on at least a project every year since he and Naomi have been together, including a job in television on CSI. And he’s practically the unofficial voice of sports for ESPN and HBO. So it’s not like he sits around smoking weed all day, ahem.”

Jessica Simpson works hard for a living! She sings, she acts, she runs a multi-million dollar fashion line, she appears on Fashion Star, she is going to drop a baby any minute now, and then she is going to resume her gig as a spokesperson for Weight Watchers.

Eric Johnson, on the other hand, doesn’t appear to have had a job since he played pro football back in 2008. What does he do now? Anybody? Anybody? Pass the bong, Dude.

Congratulations to everyone who got this one right! Virgo826 was first!

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