Her Dirty Thin Secret

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[Naughty But Nice Rob] Which beautiful celebrity who has always been known for her gorgeous looks, although maybe never more than as she has grown older, has a dirty little beauty secrets that she never talks about?

She is always happy to pass on advice about diet and exercise, however the one beauty tip this star doesn’t want the public to know about is that she has been getting colonics for years.

She has “pooped” years away, without saying a word. Only her closest friends and family know about her real tip for staying thin and getting great looking skin – and of course those that have seen her exiting a certain “spa” on Spring Street in New York. A place that is not unknown to many celebrities included one that popped a tube into the bottom of someone who once declared they were the – “king of the world.”

Beautiful celebrity:

King of the world:

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Beautiful celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow

King of the world: Leonardo DiCaprio

They used to be so sweet and innocent (see photo evidence left), but now these two celebrities love it wet and wild! They both go to the same “spa” down in SoHo to get high colonics.

First up, Gwyneth brings a whole new definition to the word “Goop”. From RadarOnline:

From Goop To Poop:

Stick Thin Gwyneth Paltrow Determined To Lose Weight With Colon Cleanse Post-Split

Already stick thin Gwyneth Paltrow has startled her friends by vowing to lose at least five more pounds, RadarOnline.com has learned.

And she’s turning to an old plan that many think is disgusting–and even unhealthy–to achieve her goal, an insider revealed.

“Gwyneth is leaning on her old diet trick, high colonics, in order to lose at least five to seven pounds,” the source told Radar.

“She has been going to Dr. Alejandro Junger, her New York city colonic specialist, for years to give her weight loss a little boost and she’s paying him visits again.”

Some experts think the colonic process is medically sketchy and can cause more harm than good.

In Paltrow’s case, those who care about her fear she’s wasting away!

“Her friends don’t want to see her lose any more weight and think it’s totally gross, but Gwyneth is such a fan of the process she even sells her own $425 colonic kits on her site,” the source said.

And it proves Paltrow has rejected Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter‘s suggestion that she actually put on weight!

In addressing the alleged epic VF Paltrow “takedown piece“ (which has been shelved for now) Carter revealed to readers in a magazine editor’s note he’d talked to the actress about her public reputation.

When Paltrow asked Carter what to do about the haters, he said, “I suggested putting on 15 pounds.”

So, now you know that although Gwyneth is all publicly preachy about macrobiotic food and yoga at 4:30 am, she is privately just shoving things up her butt to look thin.

Secondly, Leonardo DiCaprio. We don’t have as much detail on Leonardo’s love of colonics. We just know that he goes to the same place for the same thing. Since Titanic, the guy’s doing all sorts of weird things with water.

By the way, we did confirm that Gwyneth has never administered a colonic to Leonardo, and that Leonardo has never administered one to Gwyneth. We know that’s the kind of probing question you would ask yourself, so we did it for you. You’re welcome.

If you are wondering what a high colonic is, wonder no more! From WebMD:

Colon cleansing with colon irrigation (high colonics)

The first modern colonic machine was invented about 100 years ago. Today, colonic hygienists or colon hydrotherapists perform colon irrigations. Colon irrigations work somewhat like an enema. But they involve much more water and none of the odors or discomfort. While you lie on a table, a low-pressure pump or a gravity-based reservoir flushes several gallons of water through a small tube inserted into your rectum.

After the water is in the colon, the therapist may massage your abdomen. Then you release the water like a regular bowel movement; the process flushes out the fluids and waste. The therapist may repeat the process, and a session may last up to an hour.

That sounds… ewww.

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