Her Dirty Thin Secret

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[Naughty But Nice Rob] Which beautiful celebrity who has always been known for her gorgeous looks, although maybe never more than as she has grown older, has a dirty little beauty secrets that she never talks about?

She is always happy to pass on advice about diet and exercise, however the one beauty tip this star doesn’t want the public to know about is that she has been getting colonics for years.

She has “pooped” years away, without saying a word. Only her closest friends and family know about her real tip for staying thin and getting great looking skin – and of course those that have seen her exiting a certain “spa” on Spring Street in New York. A place that is not unknown to many celebrities included one that popped a tube into the bottom of someone who once declared they were the – “king of the world.”

Beautiful celebrity:

King of the world:

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Beautiful celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow

King of the world: Leonardo DiCaprio

They used to be so sweet and innocent (see photo evidence left), but now these two celebrities love it wet and wild! They both go to the same “spa” down in SoHo to get high colonics.

First up, Gwyneth brings a whole new definition to the word “Goop”. From RadarOnline:

From Goop To Poop:

Stick Thin Gwyneth Paltrow Determined To Lose Weight With Colon Cleanse Post-Split

Already stick thin Gwyneth Paltrow has startled her friends by vowing to lose at least five more pounds, RadarOnline.com has learned.

And she’s turning to an old plan that many think is disgusting–and even unhealthy–to achieve her goal, an insider revealed.

“Gwyneth is leaning on her old diet trick, high colonics, in order to lose at least five to seven pounds,” the source told Radar.

“She has been going to Dr. Alejandro Junger, her New York city colonic specialist, for years to give her weight loss a little boost and she’s paying him visits again.”

Some experts think the colonic process is medically sketchy and can cause more harm than good.

In Paltrow’s case, those who care about her fear she’s wasting away!

“Her friends don’t want to see her lose any more weight and think it’s totally gross, but Gwyneth is such a fan of the process she even sells her own $425 colonic kits on her site,” the source said.

And it proves Paltrow has rejected Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter‘s suggestion that she actually put on weight!

In addressing the alleged epic VF Paltrow “takedown piece“ (which has been shelved for now) Carter revealed to readers in a magazine editor’s note he’d talked to the actress about her public reputation.

When Paltrow asked Carter what to do about the haters, he said, “I suggested putting on 15 pounds.”

So, now you know that although Gwyneth is all publicly preachy about macrobiotic food and yoga at 4:30 am, she is privately just shoving things up her butt to look thin.

Secondly, Leonardo DiCaprio. We don’t have as much detail on Leonardo’s love of colonics. We just know that he goes to the same place for the same thing. Since Titanic, the guy’s doing all sorts of weird things with water.

By the way, we did confirm that Gwyneth has never administered a colonic to Leonardo, and that Leonardo has never administered one to Gwyneth. We know that’s the kind of probing question you would ask yourself, so we did it for you. You’re welcome.

If you are wondering what a high colonic is, wonder no more! From WebMD:

Colon cleansing with colon irrigation (high colonics)

The first modern colonic machine was invented about 100 years ago. Today, colonic hygienists or colon hydrotherapists perform colon irrigations. Colon irrigations work somewhat like an enema. But they involve much more water and none of the odors or discomfort. While you lie on a table, a low-pressure pump or a gravity-based reservoir flushes several gallons of water through a small tube inserted into your rectum.

After the water is in the colon, the therapist may massage your abdomen. Then you release the water like a regular bowel movement; the process flushes out the fluids and waste. The therapist may repeat the process, and a session may last up to an hour.

That sounds… ewww.

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    • CoCoJoe says

      In my opinion, Gwyneth is pretty, not beautiful and she definitely does not look particularly young for her age.

    • YoGo8c says

      Colonics aren’t ‘dirty’ (although of course he is playing with words here!). They are a well-known means of staying trim and ridding the body of waste that sticks in the linings of the bowels. The only ‘secret’ about it is she’s not at liberty to tell the world she has a tube stuck up her ass every month or whatever, but it’s hardly a cosmetic procedure! Or a big deal. It’s a helpful aid to weight loss alongside diet and exercise.

      • ValleyOfTheGalls says

        It’s not a big deal unless you’re a pretentious, precious, self-involved know-it-all writing a weekly publication that you claim reveals all of your secrets to staying fit and healthy so that the less perfect can be more like the role model of perfection that you want people to think you are.

      • MyCatLovesTV says

        What is the difference between regularly doing this and taking laxatives to lose weight? I’m not trying to be a jerk. I’m really curious. Sounds like another way to have an eating disorder. Remember how Goop found out she had low bone density a couple years ago? That is the kind of thing that can happen to women who spend their formative & adult years with an eating disorder…not eating the things your body needs to stay healthy and running what food you DO eat out your behind.

      • Booboo1068 says

        The British Royal family have long been rumoured to use various alternative health practices including colonics and homeopathy including the late Lady Di and Queen Mum (QE’s mom). I think like anything else do your homework and if you’re going to try it at least find the most experienced and professional/ clinic you can find. And yes, like anything it can be abused by those who are not focused on general health but on losing weight – unhealthy amounts. I’ve had something similar done while in hospital and it wasn’t pleasant (FORGET DIGNITY) but it wasn’t the worst. Maybe it helps celebs and the social Elite (pick a label) to LOOSEN up and unclench!? LOL!

      • bec215 says

        As someone who has suffered with Crohn’s disease since childhood, which requires me to have regular colonoscopies, I would like to share a fact: it’s your SMALL intestine – not the colon – where you absorb actual nutrients from food that you digest. The colon processes waste by adding or subtracting water to allow you to evacuate your bowels properly, and absorbs some minerals – that’s it. Drinking a ton of water with your meals will cause food to move throughyour bowels faster, preventing the absorbtion of nutrients – and calories…. similar to use of laxatives. Colonics will flush out any forming waste products, producing a temporary weight loss which is the same as if you just went to the toilet for a couple days without eating. So colonics do not themselves produce real weight loss. But if you are already underweight, as most celebrity women are, I’m sure losing 2-3 pounds from evacuating your bowels probably feels like a whole lot of weight… but doing it regularly sounds like part of a larger disordered eating issue, and could cause mineral deficiency which an be dangerous as it affects your electrolyte balance – which can be dangerous. So colonics may not be harmful as a concept, but like anything, mis-use of them can negatively affect health. Saying they’re harmless is uninformed, and potentially dangerous – and ironic for a celebrity who makes a lot of money based on her image as a super-healthy lifestyle guru.

  1. stolidog says

    Gwyneth and Leonardo Di, although neither are based in New York so it doesn’t seem like it could be that frequent.

  2. stacat1 says

    Obvious

    “Beautiful” celebrity: Goopy (“poopy”) Paltrow (recently named “People’s most beautiful” and won’t stop giving advice on GOOP- though it so good for laughs)

    King of the World: Leo DiCaprio (who she recently credited with getting her off meat)

  3. Herkeda says

    Beautiful Celebrity: Halle Berry?

    King Of The World: Leo DiCaprio (line from “The Titanic”)

  4. Lizicia says

    I feel like it’s almost too obvious to be correct but
    Beautiful celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow and
    King of the world: Leonardo DiCaprio.

    She was just named the most beautiful woman of 2013 and “king of the world” references “The Titanic”.

  5. amburrito says

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Leo DiCaprio

    But isn’t her skin always oily? Is that considered “good” skin?

    • CanaryCry says

      How could I have missed this being Princess Gwenyth??

      She wants to be loved by you … poop poopy Goop! LOL!

  6. thefantasticspazzomatic says

    Why wouldn’t she admit it? Colonics is commonplace in Hollywood. If I remember correctly, Gwen Stefani openly swears by it. That being said, this prude’s name is not one I can come up with. Who lives in NY?

  7. cottoncandyforthebrain says

    Beautiful celebrity: Gweneth Paltrow, aka Goop
    King of the world: James Cameron or Leonardo DiCaprio. I’m going with Leo.

  8. Labellavita says

    Gwyneth Paltrow comes to mind. She is usually talking about her diet and exercise plan, on a regular basis. Also her and Leonardo Dicaprio “king of the world- Titanic” have been friends for years & I believe he has influenced some her on this lifestyle.

  9. Labellavita says

    Gwyneth Paltrow comes to mind. She is usually talking about her diet and exercise plan, on a regular basis. Also her and Leonardo Dicaprio “king of the world- Titanic” have been friends for years & I believe he has influenced her some on this lifestyle.

  10. rosiedoes says

    Well the King is Leo, but I’m not sure if I’d say Goopy or Madge for the woman.

  11. Mommy2two says

    Beautiful celebrity: Gweneth Paltrow
    Clue is “beautiful celebrity who has always been known for her gorgeous looks, although maybe never more than as she has grown older” – she just was named World’s Most Beautiful Woman by People Magazine. Plus “she is always happy to pass on advice about diet and exercise” – her Goopy company.

    King of the world: Leonardo DiCaprio
    Clue is “king of the world” from the Titanic Movie.

  12. CrossingTheLine says

    Beautiful Celebrity – Goop?
    Her website is probably her idea of an inside joke – Gorgeous Poop = Goop! HAHAHA, its my little secret

    King of the World – Leo

  13. DelilaMars says

    Beautiful celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow (most beautiful woman and gives fashion and diet advices on her blog)
    King of the world: Leonardo DiCaprio? (Titanic “I am the King of the World)

  14. 3dogday says

    Beautiful Celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow, since she just got People’s “Most beautiful woman” cover…plus she’ll talk to anything about how awesome she is by staying thin and healthy.

    King of the world: Leo DiCapro

  15. KatarinaJ says

    Demi Moore has been known to age gracefully etc. King of the World has to be Leo right? or James Cameron? I see Leo who often gets ‘puffy’ as maybe resorting to this to ‘thin out’ like a fast would do, before awards shows, shooting etc?

  16. destini uk says

    Beautiful Celeb: Gwyneth Paltrow, “pooped” rymes with Goop her website. Also was recently named the most beautiful woman in the world.

    King of the world: Jay Z?

  17. GingerNaps says

    When Goop ‘poops’ via a colonic, does that really improve skin and decrease weight? It certainly didn’t help Leo.

    • wendy hood says

      As someone who once tried a full schedule of detox ones to help fix a specific health problem, the ONLY thing they do is help with skin and weight loss. After the 6th (and after a period of breaking out from the detox “supplements” they gave me), I glowed like a lightbulb. Absolutely radiant skin and weight went down quite a bit. The only reason I would ever recommend them is for hydration purposes.

  18. good2know says

    Beautiful celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow (World’s Most Beautiful Woman from People Mag, “pooped” may be a reference to her website Goop)

    King of the World: Leo Dicaprio or James Cameron

  19. kookywooky says

    Beautiful celebrity: Sharon Stone or Madonna?

    King of the world: Michael Jackson? Howard Stern? Leonardo DiCaprio?

  20. sherlock says

    Colonic irrigation has no effect whatsoever on the body.It’s completely a waste of time like putting those suction cups on her back.She’s ignorant in scientific matters i’m afraid.She’s saved a fortune in toilet rolls though.

    • wendy hood says

      Had an effect on mine, the same results that the blind subject had, so I would disagree. Have you any tried the things you disparage? Science…::shudder::

  21. MissFaye says

    Am I the only one who thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the plainest looking people in the world?

  22. Whisper says

    I don’t see what the big deal is about a colonic. This wouldn’t be the first person that found it was genuinely cleansing and helpful. I totally get why she wouldn’t mention it because she’d take so much heat.

  23. mamacita3 says

    I was going to say Bethenny Frankel but I like the Goopy guesses. And maybe Jennifer Aniston too but what is that cupping nonsense supposed to do?
    Leo DiCaprio.

    • nolabelle says

      I was going to agree with everyone about this being Goopy/ poopy but I thought she lived in London with her fam? So, NYC a lot for colonics wouldn’t make sense, so I am leaning to Cindy Crawford who I think does the frequent bicoastal thing. And it didn’t read to me that the same blind celeb was the one who popped the tube in KOTW:Leo’s *ss.

  24. Whiskyninja says

    So they just connect the hose right from her a** back to her mouth then? – makes sense with the garbage that comes out of both ends…..

  25. GayleStorm says

    Beautiful celebrity: Goopy the Poopy

    King of the world: Leo “it’s not working” Di-Crap-rio

    Goopy the poopy
    diarrhea of the mouth
    humility…not!